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Brisketexan

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  1. Another reminder: recent polling indicates that Republican voters trust RFK Jr on medical matters more than....they trust their own doctors. The fucking singularity of idiocy that we live within....goddamn.
  2. Guys…I’m pretty shook. I was just going through some pics, and I realized…a family member of mine is mixed up in all this antifa business. For fuck’s sake, he’s even seen wearing antifa gear: Goddamn? What are we gonna do? This is a real stain on our family. My own grandfather....in antifa....the fucking shame.
  3. I mean, the dude was born with a porn name, what did you expect?
  4. In that chart, Popeyes is like late 80s/early 90s University of Miami: reckless, lawless, and cruising to the title because ain't nobody gonna stop 'em.
  5. Smart play. Dude, if what makes Trump happy is a giftwrapped GI Joe with a kung fu grip and a My Little Pony doll, you get that shit to him posthaste. When someone who has something you need has told you how they can be played....you play them.
  6. Dude, Immamac is gonna ban you for heresy like that. "Every idiotic thought that pops into your head" is the primary content round here.
  7. Sir, the menu offers only the following choices: 1 Bat shit crazy 2 Craven coward kneeling in obedience to a fascist overlord 3 Ordinary grifter/crook 4 Breathtakingly incompetent 5 Staggeringly weak and impotent in resisting any of the four types of idiocy/evil listed above Now, are you gonna order or what? Because the drive-thru of America's Shittiest Political Future is getting kinda backed up.
  8. Correct. And also, it's very important that these fucking assholes who are running literally every single one of plays in the fascist playbook must NOT be called fascists. I fucking hate them all so, so, so much.
  9. That's yet another thing I love about this era. Trump is SIMULTANEOUSLY Mr. "Nobody knows more about [literally every subject/topic in the world] than me" while also being Mr. "I hadn't heard of that, I'll be looking into that [when "that" is often something he was just talking about a few days ago, or is one of the most basic matters of US governance]." He is simultaneously all-knowing and omnipotent, and as ignorant and devoid of knowledge as an infant. And his cult eats it up.
  10. Ok. Does it get more "bullshit bubble" than "chip manufacturer invests in consumer of its chips so that consumer can buy its chips?" It's a fucking loop. It's not real.
  11. This is the dumbest admin we've ever had. Jesus tapdancing Christ.
  12. So…smarter and more mature than Elmo and Dotard.
  13. Maybe it was listening to Taylor Swift’s entire discography on repeat. As you often do.
  14. We know him. There are few more closeted people on the planet.
  15. Or if it continues.....
  16. "However, nothing will be released by this group without it being approved by Ken Paxton and Stephen Miller." You gotta read the footnotes, man.
  17. So many of the high-value stocks are simply utter vibes and bullshit. It's insane. And the day that the world realizes the emperor has no clothes is going to be a fucking bloodbath market-wise. I mean, imagine if Tesla or AMD were actually valued based on their fundamentals tomorrow morning.
  18. Yep. I mean, how awesome is it to go into the pharmacy expecting to pay $10 for a bottle of pills, and instead they hand me a bottle of pills and $130 (or however that insane magic math would work)?
  19. Is there a percentage higher than 100?
  20. Cool. Yet here is the dominant ethos in this country. Seriously, it is the governing ethos, to the repressive and violent exclusion of everything else: We must "Make America Great Again," because "America is going to hell" and is awash in "American Carnage," with its cities being "war-torn." It's just more MAGA bullshit -- say both things (America is paradise, and also America is hell), so you can then argue either position against any critic of Trumpism, thus immunizing Trump against all criticism. How can you say Trump is bad for America? See the list above! How can you say Trump doesn't need to do whatever it takes to save America? See the fact that it's going to hell and American carnage! Fuck that bullshit.
  21. I don't want to live in ANY fascist country. That's why I want to keep you and your ilk from turning my country into one of them. But for the people around here other than you, I'd likely be quite happy living in Indonesia. What's that, it's literally the largest muslim country in the world? Huh. Would ya look at that. Probably woulda been happy in Turkiye some years ago, but wadda ya know, a right wing authoritarian piece of shit took it over. The very thing that's happening right here. And our piece of shit is going to start a war with Venezuela to distract from what a giant piece of shit he is.
  22. Sorry. Just calling it like I see it. And have seen it. For a fucking decade. And been right damn near all the goddamned time. Trust me, I'm more tired of being a fucking Debbie Downer than you are. I'm WAY fucking tired of it. Gimme a reason not to be, and I'll be fucking ecstatic.
  23. ^^^ Crowdsource this fucker (a second time -- he just got crowdsourced and created a new handle) and be done with it.
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