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Brisketexan

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  1. Little known fact: the working title was "Nancy-boy Riders of the Lavender Sage," so the whole gay/trans subtext shouldn't come as any surprise.
  2. I dunno...I'm kinda looking forward to the new saga, "The Second Coming: Christ's Vengeance," where Christ returns to earth, joins ICE, and beats the fuck outta mexicans to the cheers of angels who look a whole lot like various megachurch "pastors."
  3. Or the first entry on the resume of most Surly posters. You know, potato, potahto.
  4. I mean, that's a pretty good starter kit of photo cards for my new party game, "Closeted self-loathing homosexual or date-rapist?" So, thanks.
  5. The one ironclad rule of movements such as the one we've seen rise to power is that in its relentless search for apostates to "other," it will turn on and eat its own. You're a "good American Christian" right up until you're "apostate antichrists." That is the way it goes. Always. 100% of the time, there are no meaningful counter-examples.
  6. You sound like a pussy libtard. After all, when it comes to right wing violence, "I couldn't care less." And how dare you criticize me for adopting the exact position of Our Great President.
  7. Yeah...I've had enough of this timeline and am officially rooting for complete and total nuclear armageddon.
  8. Huh. Wonder why the head of the FBI isn't instantly tweeting out everything they find out about this guy. I guess we'll never know why, it's a mystery.
  9. Sure, but see....the intangible economic benefit of "sticking it to the libs" is worth about 400 million jobs, so really, Trump has created more jobs than there are Americans. MOST SUCCESSFUL JOB CREATING PRESIDENT EVER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
  10. "Corn Dog Disaster" is the name of my Huey Lewis and the News cover band that only plays at a tailgate on OU weekend.
  11. So. Their "probable cause" was "he disrespected the Führer." That's where we are, folks. It's not ambiguous or subtle.
  12. Y'all, 956 is being spot-on in this thread. And realize that by virtue of that, he is making a rather accurate comparison between the violent incitement sown by leadership of ISIS and....the leadership of one of our two main political parties. By choosing the path of "build and consolidate power around the idea of white/christian/nationalist rage"....they know and intend that the rage they incite and feed WILL be acted on.
  13. Had some really good peaches that were almost overripe. And had some goodies we picked up at Central Market’s “taste of Germany” - meats and cheeses and whatnot. Made a cold peach soup with fresh mint and put out a little spread.
  14. Yeah. That ain't gonna happen. Shit, just yesterday, was driving down Mesa. Which has a clearly marked and very good bike lane. What did I get held up behind? 47 dipshits who thought they were in the Tour de France. Bike lanes are just one more traffic law/device for cyclists to ignore.
  15. Wait....Jerlee is paying THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS for a small three topping thin crust pizza? Jerlee is either a fancy pants motherfucker, or dumber than a box of rocks. A fancy-ass 3 topping pizza (yeah, thin crust) at Buffalina is $21. And you can get a large with 3 or more toppings for $10 or so from pretty much any national chain: These people are too fucking stupid to be allowed to walk around in public. They should be kept in a corral and fed oatmeal with a dump truck.
  16. We're going to Make Whale Oil Great Again, aren't we?
  17. Negged. She should look like this:
  18. Fair. Their ability to message/communicate that is pure shite.
  19. Her mom is a lawyer. But she “doesn’t have a computer” to check her email for acceptance letters. Yeah. That makes sense.
  20. A whole lot of bingo in that piece. Shit, Clinton ran away with an election on a creed of "it's the economy, stupid." Trump is busy fucking up the economy for everyone else so he can benefit his billionaire buddies and make himself rich -- he's made $3 billion off of the office WE put him in in just 8 months. Economic anxiety for everyone but the top 10% is not just a feeling, it's fact-based. So, fucking address it. This quote is solid: "a blistering assault on economic elites, a moderate stance on cultural issues and the rejection of politics as usual." Focus on economic issues. On cultural issues, the stance should be "I want everyone to get a fair shake. And we should leave people alone. Your enemies aren't your neighbors -- they're the fat cats in DC and Silicon Valley sucking dollars out of your wallet so they can make another billion." Immigration is easy: we need to both enforce our laws and fix the parts of our law that are broken. We shouldn't have an open border, but we also don't need thugs beating up your hardworking neighbors. Fix the system so it works. Don't break it even more so you can build a private army that he WILL turn against you, it's just a matter of time.
  21. Yeah, it was back when the commies were attacking the ramparts of the Roman airports. But fortunately, the aryan troops of the Roman empire held them back.
  22. Americans don't get much more badass than the redtails. To have done what they did for a country that was actively treating them like shit is humbling indeed.
  23. A whole lot of this. It's why the constant stream of demonization, inciteful hate speech, etc. about "the other" (which is alternately defined as immigrants, democrats, working women, insufficiently Christian folks, etc....to the point that it covers all people who aren't 100% MAGA white males) is stochastic terrorism. The strategy is to inflame and incite people as much as possible, KNOWING that some number of them will explode. And then the leaders will take advantage of that violence and chaos to seize and consolidate power. This cartoon is one of the most accurate of this period in history: The other point to observe is how the chaos and violence isn't NEARLY as selective as the broad-base of MAGA supporters would like. Shades of the phrase from his first term: "HE'S HURTING THE WRONG PEOPLE!" Trump has strong support from LDS members. That is stupid, because as is already being demonstrated, MAGA has and will turn on them in a heartbeat because they aren't REAL Christians. Conservative Catholics? Yeah. Y'all think you're different. You're not. You're a papist fifth column hurting America. MAGA will turn on you too.
  24. Bingo. As I said before, from this FBI and DOJ -- and its partner entity, X, you will only hear the following narratives about any act of violence committed: (1) ANTIFA! OR DIRTY IMMIGRANTS RUN AMOK!, or (2) absolutely nothing. Silence, no words at all. Elon is fucking human poison. His mere existence harms humanity incalculably.
  25. Ddue, she's Romanian. Those people are CRAZY. So....not ruling it out.... Also, man, they HATE them some commies. Daughter became friends with a Romanian girl at university, got to know her grandmother. The woman literally spits at the ground every time the communists and the Russians come up. Hatred is too mild a word.
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