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Brisketexan

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  1. It’s all buttfuckery. Vouchers will rob schools of funding, slowly killing public education. Which is their admitted goal. Any “funding increase” to public schools won’t make up for what vouchers cost, and won’t catch up on the YEARS of stagnant funding. Which will kill public education, which is their admitted goal. The shittaculalrly low raises in urban areas will continue to drive teachers away, killing public education, which is their admitted goal. Every action is intended to kill public schools. Some of them have said the quiet part out loud and admitted it. It’s pure evil, but then, that’s our brand now.
  2. Also, please confine your kinks to the IPIHB page.
  3. TLDR; I just need to drink a lot more whiskey. It has to help. It can't possibly hurt.
  4. Gretzky is Canadian, a formerly beloved Canadian icon. He is also full-on orange-dick-sucking team Trump. Trump. The guy who shits all over Canada, says we should conquer it, make it the 51st state, etc. Being buddies with someone who shits all over your country is a great way to make the people in your country hate you, because you're a fucking traitor piece of shit.
  5. Well, thank GOD that we have a well-functioning and intelligent infectious disease interdiction, prevention, and treatment apparatus in play -- so we have nothing to worry about.
  6. Oh, and Trump is going forward with 25% tariffs on Canadian goods. Why? Well, let's see what he said: Is this based on facts/reality? Come on, folks. It's Trump. OF COURSE IT ISN'T: FFS, Jimmy Earl's trailer lab in Possum Taint, Iowa is responsible for more fentanyl on our streets than Canada is. This is completely nonsensical performative fucking idiocy. Which is the theme of our entire goddamned wretched country these days. BUT...you can rest assured of one thing: Anastasis, who totally didn't vote for Trump and does not support him in any way, agrees completely with this move.
  7. Yeah....we're gonna need a LOT more Luigis than just one.
  8. Do you believe them? Really? You do? An admin that has spewed a firehose of lies....and you are citing their STATEMENTS as authority for....anything but the OPPOSITE of what they say? You. Are. FANTASTIC. Truly. You believe nothing, are convinced that every person and institution that exists is conspiring against us.....unless it's a person or institution associated with this regime, in which case you take them at their word, without question. It's fucking incredible to watch.
  9. Gee.....ya think? It was/is all a lie. All of it. Every. Fucking. Word. Every. Fucking. Breath.
  10. Man, ain't that the running theme? If 10 years ago, you had submitted the completely true, entirely factual events of a SINGLE DAY of this administration to a producer...you'd not just be laughed out of the room, security would be called because any sane person would conclude that you were seriously mentally ill, drug-addled, or both. Shit, 8 years ago, I predicted just SOME of this shit in more general terms, and most folks around here said I was paranoid and crazy (which, objectively, was an understandable take -- truly, it's hard for sane people to believe this shit is actually coming to pass). Yet....here we are. The fantastical, preposterous, fever dream shit.....is 100% aligned with actual reality, every fucking day. Oh, and half our country thinks it's awesome. We live in hell.
  11. So much this. Campfire/deer camp toast is best toast. Cousin to that is good italian bread brushed with olive oil and toasted on the grill. That said, good buttered bread, toasted on a cast iron griddle over med-lo heat so it crisps through and browns without getting too dark.....is magically delicious. And the proper jelly/jam is strawberry.
  12. This. "I don't like Trump" "I'm no Trump lover" "I didn't vote for/never voted for Trump" .....are always followed, 100% of the time, with "but here's an excuse/statement of support for Trump, and/or a 'whatabout' logical fallacy talking about how Kamala laughed or some shit." 100. %. Of the time.
  13. Yeah...we don't need MORE of them....we already got the BEST one of those, and elected him POTUS.
  14. How? Well, for starters....because it's true? Sorry, I forgot. Truth and facts are for commie libtard cucks now. Only facts and information approved by the regime can be published now (that is LITERALLY the position the regime is taking, by the way).
  15. Yes. See, it makes perfect sense to blame the degradation of FAA performance on.....unsupported claims that the product of a competitor to the business of the Acting President of the United States (so that the Acting POTUS's business will make stacks of money -- you make the money on the future subscription charges, the "giving them away free" is a bullshit ploy intended to distract you from the fact that Elon stands to make billions on fully weaving his tentacles into our ATC system and charging them billions for decades to come), and NOT decades of neglect of FAA systems, failure of Congress to respond to warnings and pleas to train and hire more ATCs, and a solid months of attacks on every federal employee including ATCs, telling them they all should fucking quit. This is fine, no kakistocracy/oligarchy to see here. We turned into Putin's Russia fucking overnight. And the MAGAs are too fucking dumb to see that they are getting FUCKED.
  16. Way to go out on a limb there, boss.
  17. Well, I DO have to tip my hat to their business acumen. Because if that's what they're grifting off of, they are tapping into America's greatest natural resources. Sources tell me that our reserves are limitless.
  18. This. Voters and their communities should make parties, not vice versa. AWK and the GQP stand for the proposition that the parties reign supreme, and they can and should pick their voters. That's literally 180 degrees from the founding vision -- including the screaming red light warnings issues against AWK's approach -- the founders had. Start with the communities, because they make the parties. We've cut community completely out. Of everything. Politics. Society. EVERYTHING. ME ME ME ME ME ME. It's the ME States of America, Gimme Mine, Fuck You, Individual is God, Community is EvilDevilCommunismSocialism. This is what we get. A fucking thunderdome of 350 million individuals, each competing against the other 349,999,999 in a fight to the death, so enveloped in that existential battle of hatred that they don't see the billionaire class bleeding them fucking dry.
  19. Yeah, I mean....it's just shocking to me that a proud misogynist who OPENLY BRAGS about grabbing women by the pussy, walking in on half-naked teenage girls, and found liable for lying about sexually assaulting women....did NOT turn out to be history's biggest crusader against misogyny, human trafficking, and sexual abuse of minors. Who could have POSSIBLY seen that coming?
  20. I mean....y'all remember when the war cry for supporting Trumpm was "WE GOTTA STOP THE PEDOPHILES AND HUMAN TRAFFICKERS!!!! COMET PING PONG PIZZAGATE!!!!" We went from that being the defining issue of our times, and only Trump can save the children.....to Trump opening the gates of the US to human traffickers and pedophiles so long as they 1) have money/power, and 2) openly support and praise Trump. Everything is the 180 degree opposite of the truth in this new era. The people and movement who screamed the loudest about the evils of human trafficking and sexual abuse turn out to be its biggest supporters and enablers.
  21. Yeah.....I mean, CLEARLY, someone who has issued the unambiguous statement within the past 24 months that "there's no safe and effective vaccine" would be cancelling vaccine planning meetings.....in order to make sure the process was better focused and more likely to successfully identify the incoming flu virus strain so that a...safe and effective vaccine or that strain could be developed. And there's just no basis to think that it's for the reason of opposing all vaccines, because, in his own fucking words, "there's no safe and effective vaccine." The RFP apologists like Ana are fucking Orwell come to life: "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
  22. And, per the simps sitting around another conference table, sucking up to try to keep their jobs, his "meme game is on point." So, clearly, he is qualified to literally run the entire country. Duh.
  23. Wage war on the American people, some of 'em are gonna fight back. Shit happens. I'd much prefer a world where a billionaire wasn't actively tearing down the Republic and gleefully celebrating destroying individual people's lives, AND people weren't targeting one of his sources of wealth for violence. That would be great. But this is ripped from the pages of "Don't Start no Shit, Won't be no Shit" Monthly.
  24. What do you think the chances are that this admin allows that to reach the public? You'll get a cancer treatment plan of eating 9 almonds, a juice cleanse, and crystals, and like it. Remember, this is the unambiguous statement of the fucking HEAD of HHS: “there’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.”
  25. Dude....American evangelical "Christians" are literally 180 degrees opposed to....Christianity. Kindness to the least of these? That's WOKE, and should be fought at every turn, using deadly force if necessary. Don't worship golden idols? Whatever, suck it, libtard -- Donny is my god! It's fucking amazing. If you redact names, and put down the list of attributes/characteristics of the Antichrist, then match them up against unnamed historical figures, you're going to check almost every box for one of them. Then pull back the tape of the name and see DJT. And they have LITERALLY elevated him above God and Christ. It's fucking amazing. No, Ryleigh....you did NOT "do everything right." You voted like a stupid, vindictive cunt. And you got a government of, by, and for, stupid vindictive cunts. You WANTED people to get fucked over. You WANTED people to suffer. The only problem you have with the current state of affairs -- the ONLY problem -- is that now you are one of the people getting fucked over. Get. Fucked. Also, the news that your stupid cunt self likely won't be able to reproduce is an additional silver lining here. We don't need you raising another generation of stupid cunts.
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