Everything posted by Brisketexan
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Blastfurnace 2025
Fucking hell. They came out today and finally replaced the fried wiring from our AC unit (fried by a lightning strike when the storms came through almost two weeks ago). Didn’t fix things. It’s either the thermostat or the main board in the unit…they think. Gonna try a new thermostat tomorrow. If that doesn’t work, we’ll either have to order a new board…or just replace the whole fucking unit. And meanwhile, it’s supposed to hit the 90s. We’ve been fine for the past 10 days with comfortable temps, but seems that time’s up. Fuck off, blast furnace.
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
RFK is a fucking ghoul.
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UT Language Website Fundraiser
Yeah, I’m here for the French ladies.
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I for one welcome our new AI overlords
And evil. It’s amazing that this arc of history is making evil great again, but here we are.
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Trump’s America
Exactly. That font says “living room decor of every cookie cutter McMansion in Katy,” don’t it?
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
GOOD. More pain. Maximum pain. Wreck the fucking economy. Top to bottom. Bankrupt companies, bankrupt multiple airlines. Lose hundreds of thousands of jobs. MORE. “Pain” is the only language the American idiot speaks. So, we should want them to hear it, loud. A few more months of this, maybe they’ll BEGIN to realize that voting for someone who promises to fuck over everyone is fucking stupid, and we shouldn’t do that any more. But I doubt it. Either way, fuck the ownership class who voted for this so they could get tax cuts and play inside baseball with the admin. And fuck all of their workers who voted for this so they could see Mexicans and trans people treated like shit. When you vote for an evil shitstorm, you always end up covered in shit. Always. Enjoy it, this is what you wanted. We are getting the America we wanted, and the America we deserve. Good.
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2025/2026 Hunting Thread
The staircase won’t work. Trust me on this.
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Trump’s America
Yes. And going with the “font from decorative throw pillows on the clearance aisle at Hobby Lobby” is the chef’s kiss.
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I for one welcome our new AI overlords
I mean, it’s all so fucking comical. And all the “MONEY MONEY MONEY GOOD SOCIALISM BAD!” types will be just fine with this. Because the system we ACTUALLY want is anarcho-crony capitalism. And we’re getting it good and hard. There are no longer any likes between the oligarchical oligopolies and the government. It’s just one big ball of fuck the people.
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Welcome to Costco .....
The HEB fajit seasoned chicken thighs for tacos are actually perfectly seasoned. Seriously, I’ve never bought any pre-seasoned meat that I didn’t mess with/adjust, but they don’t need a thing. Grill, slice, have great chicken tacos.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Here’s something to chew on: She’d be twice as competent and 10x more humane and decent than the current DOTUS. I mean, it’s not even close, she’d be a vast improvement.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Democrats are morons who would shockingly come from behind to run up a 21 point lead going into the 4th quarter, then call the other coach and say “what’s say we call it a tie?” I hate them so much. Or at least, I hate their current leadership.
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Trump’s America
I actually love this. Because it reveals that the Heritage Foundation actually does not have any principles like “racism is bad.” Instead, their only guiding principles are things like “if we face criticism for the fact that we DON’T think racism is bad, then THAT’S bad.” They are just fine with being giant racist pieces of shit. What they aren’t fine with is facing any consequences for being giant racist pieces of shit. But here’s the thing: it doesn’t matter what they do or say now, because they’ve shown us what they really are. Every one of those fuckers is just plain evil. No nuance, no “yeah but.” They are evil. They take joy in causing pain, and they are true-blue genuine racist hateful cocksuckers. I hope there really is a hell, so they get to experience it.
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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
The business model for litigators is "depend on unreasonable people to make bad decisions resulting in conflict." Nancy Mace is what we call "good for business."
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Election Day 2025
Tell me more about these goat meat stands.....
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Trump’s America
NEGGED. I purposefully picked a photo where she's not wearing a belt. And man....she was as fine as cornsilk in that movie.
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Trump’s America
Why you no run into Patsy Kensit's character from Lethal Weapon 2?
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Texas GQP is spontaneously combusting
"American white evangelicals" and "follow the gospels" are mutually exclusive propositions. American white evangelicals are all MAGA. Non-MAGA christians are not "fundagelicals."
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
"TURN DOWN THE DANGEROUS RHETORIC!" They don't mind violent rhetoric. They fucking LOVE it. It gives them life and purpose. They just don't like any words that hold them accountable. You know, words that respond to fascist rhetoric invoking and inspiring violence, and saying "man, that's some fascist shit." THAT'S what pisses them off: accountability. So, here's what every sane person should say:
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Election Day 2025
I'd let her ruin me.
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Texas GQP is spontaneously combusting
But do they all still agree that they hate anyone who is not a white evangelical Christian, and those "others" must be made to suffer by every single policy? They do? Yeah, then that's good enough. The party is fine, still unified around its only real purpose.
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Chili w/o beans
Yeah, it was the school cafeteria. So, definitely can't get gut essen there.
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Texas Statewide Ballot Propositions, 2025
Sir, we blew past "ridiculous" YEARS ago. We've gone full "plaid absurdity."
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Election Day 2025
When all of his methods for "owning the libs" come down to "make life miserable for everyone who isn't a billionaire," you may start to realize that he just keeps setting off bombs with you in the room alongside the libs. Eventually, all that shrapnel in your ass starts to hurt.
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Election Day 2025
Also, I'm tickled by the fact that in America, anyone who is not full-on MAGA, 100% Trump loyalist is AN EBIL DEBIL COMMUNIST! Take Mamdani's platform in the mayoral race....and apply it in any major western European city. Berlin, Cologne, London, Brussels, Oslo, wherever. That would be a pretty centrist-slightly center-left platform there. Pretty fucking normal. Not "communist" at all. Our Overton Window is so fucking out of whack it's not even funny. Anything less than full on fascist anarcho-capitalist is "COMMUNISM!" Any laws or regulations are "COMMUNISM!" Anything that even remotely contributes to the public good is "COMMUNISM!" I say let these fuckers keep calling everything left of Mussolini "communism." They're wearing the word out and are working on making it meaningless. I say we let 'em do it.