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Brisketexan

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  1. Oh Bozo. My sweet summer child. Did you forget the timeline we’re in? No worries, I’m sure we’ll provide some real leadership soon to help ratchet things down.
  2. You arrogant ass…not only will those be the height of MAGA fashion before the end of the year, next legislative session Abbott will make wearing one a requirement for anyone attending a public school in Texas.
  3. We don't do very much business with...one of our top 3 trading partners. A partner to whom we export approximately 17% of all of our exported goods (they buy around $350 billion of the $2 trillion we export). FFS, from the cited website: So....we sell $435 billion worth of goods and services to Canada....and import a total of $466 billion.....a total trade deficit of a fucking piddly $31 billion or so, or fucking 7%. It's a fucking nothing. That's a pretty goddamned equal trading relationship, and this fucking galactic-level dumbfuck just fucking blew it all up....for fucking NOTHING. Dumbest. Fucking. Assholes. EVER.
  4. We get it eleventeen times - by text, by phone, in English, in spanish, in semaphore, on your Insta feed, poured into your drink like a roofie, etc. Mind you, for a flood warning in "the area"....which in this case, means areas well to our east. When it actually came through on my phone, the heaviest rain had long since passed. It's kinda like issuing a hurricane warning days after the storm had passed, when you're settled into your routine of finishing up cooking the last of the meat from your freezer before it gets warm and spoils.
  5. It's an oil company, not a coal company, libtard.
  6. Brisketexan

    Austin FC

    Bottom line, it sure seems like the “supporters section” is 100% about self-indulgent performative shit and 0% about actually strategically supporting the team as they play.
  7. Correct. “Weird” was a step in the right direction, but way too namby-pamby. The right terms need to be forceful, and even profane. “They’re just dicks.” “They’re assholes.” Wanna midwestern it? Fine, “they’re a-holes.” We’re here to make sure things better. They make things work. Look at what they just did to our economy. We have more debt, higher prices. We have fewer jobs, less money, empty shelves, and fewer options. They make everything worse and lie to you and say it’s better. No, they’re just assholes. Who live to serve billionaires by screwing you, the American people.
  8. Shoulda bought that cabin near Villa La Angostura back in 2001 or so, when it all turned to shit. Alas....just had a kiddo, and was what you'd call "really, really fucking cash-poor."
  9. And if you're a dentist who wants to look tough, while carrying a companion of prematurely aged skin and overly saggy breasts, there really is no other choice of ride.
  10. "The man who is the face and defining character of our company relentlessly shits on Europe and the sovereignty of every European country and its citizens (except Russia). Gosh, why do Europeans not want to buy our cars anymore?"
  11. I mean.....it's also in the middle of ass-nowhere. Transport costs alone add a shitload. Also, back in the day, he coulda held out till Kramer Junction, right before he got to Boron. Was a great burger joint there, Astro Burger, but I think it's gone now.
  12. The #1 rule for every single one of these assholes is "laws for thee, not for me." Kind of like how you are most likely to be sexually assaulted/abused/demeaned/degraded by someone whose public mantra is some sexual purity bullshit. Put another way, these are all members of the in-group: "there must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." Whereas REAL lovers of freedom and liberty both preach and practice "dude...mind your own fucking business and leave people the fuck alone."
  13. "to help improve its relationship with reporters and craft its public image." Huh. I'm gonna suggest that as long as your enterprise is defined by and run based on the whims of a fucking psychopathic sociopathic fucking idiot who consistently responds to press inquiries with ....then you're not going to make much progress on that front. I, however, will happily offer my consulting services for the low-low price of $50 million (paid up front, of course): "Brisketexan, how do we get people to stop thinking of X as a platform for psychopathic dicks, and start thinking of it as a platform that's not all about being a psychopathic dick?" "Well....and you should write this down....first, your CEO and primary content creator should stop being a total psychopathic dick, and he should stop embracing and boosting his army of psychopathic dicks. There is no 'next step.' That's it. Now, if you need me, I'll be at my villa in France, but don't bother calling, I won't answer."
  14. Yep. I remember some guy who might as well have been the monorail dude from the Simpson's pitching to me how they have "SOLVED EVERYONE'S WATER ISSUES!"....20 years ago. I recall the conversation. And my pushback to him then was exactly the same as Immamac's -- cool....seems like it needs a lot of power, how are you accounting for that? And he tapdanced around the economics, like pretty much every one of these deals I've seen or heard about since then. If you can get to a point where solar panels/generation are hyper efficient and hyper cheap, then it might start to make sense. If you're way off-grid, and use solar panels, it might start to make sense. Otherwise, the ROI just isn't there. I fart into the air, not into the water supply.....'cept when I'm swimming in Lake Travis.
  15. Blah blah blah you sound like a trans woke libtard. It's totally worth it to destroy the livelihood of tens of thousands of people for performative Project 2025 bullshit, which will be justified because someone somewhere once wrote a paper on their observations of homosexual behavior in a grizzly bear or somesuch.
  16. "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" I love that one. "We never took credit for it." The literal fucking name of the days is VE day and VJ day. And the "V" doesn't stand for "virgin." Our government...the one he heads...literally has a whole page on the DOD site about it: https://www.defense.gov/Multimedia/Experience/VJ-Day/ So, to make it even BETTER....his "victory day" of May 8th....ISN'T EVEN THE FUCKING DAY THE WAR ENDED FOR US. WE WERE STILL FIGHTING AND DYING IN THE FUCKING PACIFIC FOR SEVERAL MORE MONTHS. Dumbest. Motherfucking. Motherfuckers. In the history. Of all of motherfucking humanity.
  17. Don't forget Big Musk Bend Spaceport and Harem Headquarters, and Your Mom's Grand Canyon, Brought to You by Tesla Models S3XY.
  18. ....unless you've got my late oilfield-trash-tough mom with you as "security." She could handle that shit.
  19. Blah blah blah....what this means is get your copies while you can:
  20. It won't. Fucking. Matter. Just know that going in. Protest, make noise, call your congressman, do whatever. None of it will matter. Trump could propose to burn the actual National Archives copies of the Constitution and Declaration of Independence in the middle of Yellowstone as he strikes the park with a high-yield nuke.....and nothing and nobody will stop him. We're getting very close to the point where we're going to have to make some existential choices as a society.
  21. That's why grey slacks are always the safe choice.
  22. Fucking duh.
  23. Bottom line is, one suspects that the domestic supply at the Vatican will be insufficient to meet the increased need based in the influx of conclave participants. Laws of supply and demand, yo.
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