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Brisketexan

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  1. I mean…this. You answered your own question as you asked it, Bozo. Oh, and on the dating app thing sorted by politics and challenges in matching…stupid fucking men are on a spiral. By being super-Trumpy, they are self-selecting for “3/4 of women won’t date me.” Then…they become enraged when…3/4 of women won’t date them. For fuck sake, it’s so goddamned easy. Want to be attractive to women? Start by not being UNATTRACTIVE to women. If women are telling you “we’d like to meet someone who’s not an asshole,” maybe you should engage in just a tiny bit of self-improvement and not be a giant flaming asshole. I mean, obviously, this advice is not for Surly posters, all of whom have managed to find a way to make assholery charming and seductive to the fairer sex.
  2. Because she’s pure trash. Label fits, you pieces of shit.
  3. Yep… And all of the following SHOULD be hyperbole. But it’s not. It’s all actually likely to happen.
  4. That’s been the most baffling thing for me. It’s not that they sold their soul to the devil - we realized quickly that they had no real principles. It’s that they sold it…to HIM. He was ALWAYS going to fuck you over. You could see it from 100 galaxies away. But they were blind to it. Completely blind. Well…we ARE delightful. What with the scratching and farting and not picking up on social cues and whatnot. But on a serious note about women….maybe we’re starting to see nationwide what we’ve seen in deep blue places like Travis county starting in 2018: WOMEN ARE FUCKING PISSED, and they’re turning out at rates that let them control the outcome of all elections. All of our civil district judges in Travis county are now women. All of them. All the justices on the Third court of appeals are women. Because women showed up at the Dem primaries, and made their voices heard. If you galvanize women, and they all show up with one voice, you’re gonna do whatever they decide. And we should be ok with that.
  5. I hear that Juliette Binoche is tickled pink by this news. Marion is overjoyed….
  6. I really, really wanna believe the Selzer poll. But my pessimism remains. We shall see. We still don’t know shit about fuck.
  7. Also, I went through the family hot dish cookbook, and found the winner for Tuesday night. In honor of Coach Walz, I’ll be bringing this over to @Ghost of LL ‘s casa to watch election returns. Cuz you gotta go with one that uses tots.
  8. You are quite correct - my happy, happy error. Vive la difference.
  9. Dude. These are guys who are represented by SUPER MEGA ALPHA MALES who do things like…jam a dildo up their ads live on the air to prove how may they are, and preach that to be a real man, you need to have male friends who will jerk you off. I’m not making those up, they are legit true. The Right has the most broken fucking brains on this planet.
  10. Love her. Great reason to watch Lupin. But let’s not forget her French Algerian co-star, Shirine Boutella: Yep. See, I’m telling y’all, French women be where it’s at.
  11. First line of Pillars of the Earth: “The boys came early to the hanging.” Just fantastic. Love everything by him, but haven’t read the referenced series.
  12. There is no third group. You want to think that group exists. Because we don’t want to face the reality that the bulk of our neighbors are shitty. But the truth is, they know. They’re part of group 2. They are. And in your heart, you know it. Oh, I knew there were many more (Laetitia and esp Sophie are personal faves), was counting on y’all to keep it going. Because if we can’t celebrate French women, Chili’s, Aubrey Plaza, and Hall & Oates, what are we even doing here?
  13. This. There are two types of Trump voters: 1) those who like the evil and cruelty to others, and 2) those who are just fine with evil and cruelty to others if they think it will provide them 1 cent of benefit. If you enjoy making my neighbor suffer and die, or if you are cool with it because you’ll get an extra penny off your taxes, there is no meaningful distinction: you are pure shit. We have to stop treating these people with kid gloves. Stop treating them with respect or sympathy. They deserve neither. They are EXACTLY like the Germans who went along with evil in the 1930s. I don’t care if they were one of the ones who genuinely hated Jews and thought the world should be under Germany’s boot, or if they were one of the ones who went along with it because they thought they could personally gain from it. Both groups were necessary to create the wermacht and the gas chambers. Both can go to hell. Then. And now.
  14. Counterpoint: her carne guisada is fucking off the chain.
  15. For the women, it’s the attitude and the accent. French women are all-timers.
  16. Yeah…but they’re SO much cooler. It’s the skinny cigarettes, I think.
  17. Ahh yes, at Phoenician university. Great maritime program.
  18. So, when Aubrey joins us at Chili’s on Wednesday night, should I order the 3 for me with the Smashburger, or go old school with an Old Timer with cheese (and pour one out for the Rojo Burger)? I really want to get this right, and make a good impression on her.
  19. If you haven’t stayed in a motel where each room had a sign on the mirror that said “please do not clean fish or birds in sink,” then you haven’t hit the garden spots of Texas like I have.
  20. Statements “out of character” my ass. He revealed his true character. He is unfit to serve the public in any capacity. Which means he’ll stay a cop for life, with zero consequences or accountability. Duh.
  21. When they try Jan 6 II, Fascist Boogaloo…I hope we find out.
  22. Honestly, of Bush's many unforgiveable sins -- and there are many -- his failure to come out and condemn Trump is up there at the top. Because it's easy, it's right. And it's a shot at a sliver of redemption....but he won't take it. He's either a complete shit human (for his many failings, I truly don't believe that he is 100% shit), or a gutless coward (this seems quite likely), or both (an option that's on the table).
  23. Honestly, Moore predicting a Harris win is the FIRST piece of news that gives me any hope. Because, yeah, MM and I were on exactly the same page in 2016. We saw the writing on the wall, shouted all the warnings we could, but we were just voices lost in all the noise. If MM is seeing a Harris win - and MM sees the people and kind of voters who actually will decide this thing - then that's a good indicator for us. Man....she foin. And always has been.
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