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Brisketexan

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  1. When it first became affiliated with A&M, the year thought about calling it Texas A&M Laredo. But then realized everyone would call it “tamale.” So, they ditched that. Hell, even my Mexican Aggie dad thought they shoulda stuck with it and just rolled with the branding. It woulda kicked ass. Mascot coulda been a tamal named “Shucks,” could sell school-branded tamales at games and at the book store. Woulda been awesome.
  2. It’s better than that. Sure, he voted for a criminal pedo. But today, he also still swears fealty to a pedo. It’s fantastic to watch.
  3. Yeah, but see, before.....those were dirty Dem dollars. Now, the exact same dollars are blessed by Lord and Emperor of All he Surveys, the Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump the Magnificent, and not only are they good now, it is a holy obligation to take those dollars. Blessed be His Orange Name. Amen. Fucking. Cult. Of cunts.
  4. No they won't. Here, I'll write the opinion in advance: "Lord God, Emperor of All he Surveys, Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump the Magnificent wins. Because he can do whatever he wants. Period. All tariffs aren't just legal, they are brilliant, and we are blessed to have his strong leadership. Hail to Him." Done. I won't even charge them to use it, they can just use the copy-paste function.
  5. Good. Sweet lord, let them be fucked so, so, so hard. Let them lose it all. They sacrificed the very nation on the altar of bitter hatred they built, to worship an orange god. It's only fitting that they should be among the first consumed in its sacrificial flames. Because, again....
  6. Fuck off, fascist cunt.
  7. Every one of these fucking oligarch fucksticks needs to face a neverending nightmare oblivion of litigation that extends beyond the human capacity for sight. They should never have another hour of their day that doesn't involve having to talk to their attorneys about one suit or another. Imagine that, having to talk to an attorney every hour of every day.
  8. 7-4 decision. It's toast at SCOTUS. Where they will
  9. Next to a kombucha shop. Mays family: "don't care, got paid."
  10. Furk. That sucks. CSB -- owners were relatives of an old friend of mine who I introduced to duck hunting. We'd hunt Christmas Bay, then hit the Red Snapper up for family eats. We were treated like kings, was a treat after a day in the bay.
  11. Blue states. State law charges. Not pardonable by DOTUS.
  12. It doesn't matter. He'll find/state some other basis for every last one of his tariffs, re-instate them (likely even retroactively), and Congress and the courts won't stop him. Realize that we are governed by an insane king, not a democratic republic with three co-equal branches, and you'll be able to see and understand everything that's been happening.
  13. Computers have value to these people. Human beings do not. Human beings are not an asset to be invested in. They are a cost to be slashed. When society treats humans like opex instead of capex, society is on a fast train to dystopian hellscape.
  14. He also wants your organs to be sellable (and thus reportable) assets. Because human life is just another commodity to be traded, dumped, or liquidated, depending on valuation, to these people. They are evil ghouls. Every last one of them.
  15. To be fair, I rarely wear a tie cinched around my balls. But I did say rarely. Not "never."
  16. Kind of a bummer. I've had some good meals there. But it's also been a long time since I've done so. Have had a coupla shooting the shit sessions with Mr. Mays, always a colorful experience. IIRC, they were offered millions for that property....might just be time to take that offer.
  17. Like I said, Garza is just plain bad at the blocking-and-tackling of running the DA's office. The bulk of the job is boring, ministerial shit....that's super-duper important to running an efficient and effective office. Kind of like the practice of law in general. 95% boring, mechanical, but super-important shit, without which, you never even get to do the 5% cool and exciting stuff. But we are so locked in to a pointlessly partisan battle that we're never going to have another election for any office about anything that actually matters to the office.
  18. .....which I would take as a replacement for DOTARD in a heartbeat. My kingdom for a POTUS with AT LEAST the moral compass of a monkey with a machine gun.
  19. "Fucking pussy roll of sausage." Fuck yeah, I got my campaign slogan now.
  20. Have you not seen the statements from MAGAland? They have already pre-excused him. See, actually, fucking underage girls is alpha-male stuff. Being attracted to sexy 14 year olds is natural, and a sign of male virility. You think I'm kidding. I'm not. That is exactly the narrative they already packaged.
  21. This. Just...this. Not only are the vast majority - as in, almost all - of illegal immigrants NOT out there hurting anyone, they're actually just folks, working hard as hell, doing their jobs well, contributing to our overall economy and society, raising their families, and trying to create a better future for their family. You know what I call people like that? Great Americans. A guy who gets up before the sun, busts his ass doing top-quality work, greeting his co-workers and client/boss with a smile, who goes home and kisses his wife, laughs with his kids, cheers them on at their soccer games, provides a good and safe home for them so that they can live and go to school and maybe end up with a job that DOESN'T require getting up at 4:00 and working outside, and enjoys watching a game with his buddies on the weekend? We should want a country full of people like that. That's the best of America. What REALLY pisses off these loser white supremacists who can't fucking compete is that we HAVE a "best of America" -- and it's brown, speaks Spanish, and listens to music they don't understand. Tough shit. Get over it, you fucking entitled, loser fucks.
  22. Isn't your plan chemo, radiation, and then surgery to remove what's left - which should be a tumor, beaten, old, and shriveled to nothingness, kind of like your nads?
  23. Oh, don't get me wrong. I think that Trump lives to be 105, in the White House as president-for-life (a new position the Clarence Thomas-led SCOTUS finds in between lines of text in the Constitution), spewing insane bullshit and doing evil all the while. Because that's exactly how this timeline goes.
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