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Brisketexan

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  1. Funny thing is, when I was a wee one, my mom enjoyed scandalizing the white Houston oilfield trash with whom we mostly associated. People would hear my name, and so as to avoid even the hint of suggesting that I was low-born, they'd ask "oh...is he Spanish?" My mother would grin, and cigarette in hand, would answer "naah...he's a little mexican." My mom was a tacky bitch, and lord did she have fun with it. Ummmmm...... THIS. The Chuy's jalapeno ranch may well be the main reason to ever go to a Chuy's again. If that's the case, then nationally.... ...because we fucking SMOKE that clown. He won't get nearly enough of the MAGAs inspired enough to vote, women loathe him....God, please let him be the future of the party [spoiler - he's not].
  2. That's also exactly how the voters should look at it. If we elect Trump, the damage done will be incalculable, and cannot be recovered from in a generation, if at all. If we elect Harris and she turns out to be a shitty president, we can replace her in 4 years with somebody better, and the damage will be manageable.
  3. I prefer the term "tresimated." It's spanglish. It's a term best used to describe when you order this:
  4. Explaining simple, true things to kids is pretty fucking important and formative. Case in point: when the Watergate hearings were happening, every network covered them. Including PBS. Which meant that toddler Brisket didn't get to watch his daily Sesame Street. When I asked my mom what was going on, she explained to me "a very important man did something bad. And it's not just that he did something bad, but he lied about it." That was it. I wasn't even 4 years old, and I fucking REMEMBER it, it was important. It was TRUE, and it's a principle that guides me to this day. Tell your kids in the plainest terms: the problem with Trump is that he lies all the time. The problem with Trump is that he picks on people weaker than him. The problem with Trump is that he gets people to like him by preaching hatred and calling other people names, not by doing good things. Fucking hispanics are the worst. Signed, A pretty fucking exasperated hispanic
  5. Make sure to lecture your 11 year old nephew on the importance of picking the Fox News anchor with the biggest tits. Because it sure can't be on the basis of anything intelligent Fox News anchors have to say, so go with the proper criterion.
  6. Because that Atlanta gal? WHEELHOUSE. And Chili's chips and salsa? WHEELHOUSE.
  7. "Champions?" Far from it. And dude, you've heard my rants on the "Bankruptcy Reform Act" from Biden for nearly 20 years. Even today, I'd tell him to his face that it was utter fuckery -- I vacation every year with one of his former Senate advisors, and I told HIM as much, and he nodded sheepishly, knowing it was fuckery. But in the contest between who has been better for the white bottom third (because that's who we're talking about here, let's not pussyfoot about it) over the past 30 years, it's not even fucking close. I sure as shit want Dems to do better....but let's also be fucking honest, once Newt declared war on compromise - a war that fucking worked - there wasn't much positive going to happen for the American people. Maybe you've forgotten the fact that this is one of the many reasons I live on the ledge: THE GQP HAS WON. If there's something out there that's remotely beneficial to the American people, they oppose it and put a stop to it. With a nearly 100% success rate. The main things our government manages to accomplish these days are things that FUCK the people, not things that help. Every single thing that has been of benefit to those folks over the past 30 years has been either something snuck past the goalie, or just a rear-guard action by the Dems to keep bad things from happening. Your logical fallacy is bullshit. The Dems aren't the champions of the American middle class. But they are damned well the only thing standing between the middle class and the prowling mob of leopards just outside, determined to eat the middle class's face.
  8. God....I hope that someday he does. AND, I hope they treat him EXACTLY how he says hispanics in the US treat people like him.
  9. Naah. I've just been in the persuasion game long enough to learn that you don't convince "stupid" with facts and logic. You slather on the irrelevant bullshit. The more dishonest/disingenuous, the better. TLDR; Dems need to learn to lie to the idiot class as well as the GQP lies to them. Lies are all they want to hear, lies are all that moves the needle, so fucking LIE TO THEM.
  10. They feel like they don't. But they're fucking wrong. Just one easy example: rural broadband. That's a Biden-Harris issue, not a Trump one. Another easy example: massive reinvestment in manufacturing (see chip production). A shitload of those jobs are perfect for the Trumpy class. They still have things that Trump and Project 2025 want to fucking take away (SS, Medicare, Medicaid, etc.). They don't SEE anything because they don't look for shit except what's on their chosen platforms. And the hell of it is, there is no way to ever, ever get them to see. They won't look. They can't look. We just have to fucking do what we can with their idiocy dragging us down.
  11. Seriously, does he think Liz has, I dunno, bone spurs or something?
  12. Someone in a position of power needs to send a very fucking clear message to these fucknuts. "Some of you seem to want violence. You talk about your 'second amendment rights,' and 'seeking retribution' against the opposition. You need to understand one thing, very, very clearly. If you are dumb enough to start shooting, we the American people will shoot back. You aren't the only people who own weapons. We just don't cosplay about it. But I promise you - there are millions of Americans who can, will, and are ready to shoot back if you take up arms against our country and the people in it. You in the back, you hear me? You best fucking hear me."
  13. Laws are for libtards, not super-brain Alphas like Elon bros. Duh. Do your research, commie.
  14. I mentioned this before, but it's actually a real-deal, and how we should look at our fellow human beings as an asset, not a liability. The boy has lived overseas in the UK and Germany the past several years. When he was home for Xmas this last year, as we were running errands on N. Lamar, he sighed and commented "man...I really miss mexicans. It's just something I grew up so used to, and you really notice their absence over there." He went on to talk about how it wasn't just the food, it was the vibe. Generally happy folks, often going to or from working hard. Just, literally, the kinds of attitudes and behaviors you WANT to see in your neighbors. A generation ago, we would describe someone wearing work boots and a hard hat from sunup to sundown during the week, then having a backyard bbq with lots of family and friends, as the ideal American. Now.....we hate him, because he's brown and speaks spanish. WTF? Hispanics are great Americans. They are, quite often, the best of us. Dude. Like you can go TWICE at your age. I du*no.
  15. Oh....there have been a few post tailgating consumption events where I had to let out a cascade of demons through that particular aperture. So let's not get all judgey here.
  16. Fuck yes. Quit tiptoeing around this shit. Decorum is for losers. Calling it like it is is what winners fucking do. Call them out on their bullshit. Call them assholes. Drive them back into their holes, back under their rocks. Don't just hate them, humiliate and mock them relentlessly. We're fighting for the possible future of the Republic. Every fucking tool within the law should be used.
  17. You know what....no fucking apologies here....that song was catchy as shit when it came out, it's catchy now, and I love hearing it. Puerto Rico can fucking lay down some tunes. Is that ridiculous, absurd, and embarrassing as hell at a political rally? Fuck yeah. Also, if someone did that drunk at a party at my house would I laugh my fucking ass off and applaud? Yep. That was fucking stupid funny. Good sir, I try to spend minimal time in that cesspool of negativity. I much prefer the sunnier climate of the Cloak Room.
  18. All. Cops. Are. Bad. There is no room for argument or discussion any longer. They abuse. They lie. They commit heinous crimes. And they all cover for each other. It has always been that way, and always will be that way, because that is exactly how they want it to be.
  19. Don't forget Ted Cruz's cousin fucking THREE DOORS DOWN FROM ME. And yes, neighborhood differences actually came up. One of our neighbors had her sister's family come over from Steiner Ranch, because they couldn't handle trick or treating in their MAGA neighborhood.
  20. The day that a man learns to play the percentages as opposed to swinging for the fences every AB is a very, very pivotal day.
  21. It does. And killing a young adult with proven wage-earning capacity is one of the few suits that can yield real damages (economic damages are not capped, only non-economic ones. So, you can kill a baby pretty much for free (real pro-life state we got here, right?), but if you kill mom and she has any evidence of wage-earning capacity, you're fucked on damages. Never mind the sickness of a "pro-life" state only treating your life worthwhile if you have proven evidence of earning wages, that's the law in Texas, the most "pro-life" state in America!) Well, and those doctors just treat women. Women aren't really full citizens/humans in Gilead, so it's no big loss.
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