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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Brisketexan replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Failure #1. Failure #2. Design failure. Nothing but failure, from top to bottom. Complete and total failure. Not a single part of this event is in the non-failure column. If you wanted to put on a clinic of "how FSD is a total fail," it would look like this. So....why in the SKY BLUE MONKEY FUCK do you even need to bring up "I know a guy who once hit a deer and kept driving?" That doesn't make this event any less of a total fail. It doesn't make Tesla FSD any less of a fail. It just makes your F250 buddy a dumbass. -
Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Brisketexan replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
I know people who have driven through the back of their own fucking garage. I know people who have smashed their car into a bollard out front of a store. I know people who ran their car up on a curb, blew out two tires, and kept going. EVERY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING DRIVER. THEY ARE THE MODEL OF WHAT NOT TO FUCKING DO, NOT A MODEL OF "SEE, FSD IS FINE, IT DID WHAT SHITTY DRIVERS DO." Hitting a fucking STATIONARY deer standing right in front of your car is utterly fucked up. Not even slowing down once you do so is utterly fucked up. Not stopping to assess damage is utterly fucked up. I'm sure we can find a driver out there who has done those three things....and it would be utterly fucked up if they did so. The circumstance above is utterly fucked up, and is 100% a driving failure. A massive and total driving failure, from pre-collision to post-collision. Jesus Herbert Christ, what the fuck is fucking wrong with you Elon stans? What happened to your fucking brain? -
That's the part that matters. Because here's how it breaks down for a doc in Texas who might provide such care: make Choice A, and Ken Paxton decides you got it wrong and you go to prison for the rest of your life. OR, make Choice B, the woman dies, and a jury decides you got it wrong and you get a ruinous malpractice judgment against you. OR....choice C - GTFO Texas, and go practice someplace sane that won't subject you to such idiotic choices. Any doc who DOESN'T pick choice C really doesn't have good decisionmaking skills. Med students are already opting out of OB-GN calls to Texas. It's going to get worse, much worse. I literally thought about this over the past week. If/when my adult daughter becomes pregnant, I do not want her to visit us in Texas at any time during her pregnancy. I do not want to take the risk that while she is here, even if for just a few days, a life-threatening complication develops, and she dies because of our stupid laws. Texas (and every other state with similar laws) is a no-go zone during pregnancy for any woman who wants to stay alive. Again, it's the only rational decision.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Brisketexan replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Fucking THIS. I don't know ANYONE who has ever actually hit a deer and just kept going. And I have spent my entire life among a shitload of people who live in rural Texas, hunt, fish, all of that. Most of us have "kept going" after hitting something, under our tire, that weighed a few pounds. I've hit racoons, rabbits, squirrels, etc.....didn't stop, because NONE OF THOSE THINGS DAMAGE YOUR CAR. Then they are terrible, awful, no-good, very bad drivers, who should not be allowed on the road. They are not the model for how FSD should work. They are the opposite of the model for how FSD should work. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Bottom line: ain't nobody know what's gonna happen. There are so many predictions out there that yes, ONE of them will surely be right, but that doesn't mean they are particularly brilliant or prescient. It just means that if you get 10,000 guesses, odds are that a person or two is going to get it right and correctly state that there are 1,455 jelly beans in the jar. That's it. Tuesday could absolutely go either way. And based on this timeline, always bet on the worst outcome. Because fuck us. -
Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Brisketexan replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Sure. Those people are called "terrible fucking drivers." Any one who hits a fucking deer and doesn't even stop to check out their vehicle damage is an absurdly bad driver. Like, comically bad. Like "I also drive on four flat tires until the wheels actually catch fire" bad. For fuck's sake, the benchmark for FSD is not and can never be "about as good as a terrible driver." Jesus tapdancing Christ. -
Who's been covid vaxxed? Stand up and be counted.
Brisketexan replied to High Plains Drifter's topic in Daily Texan
Dude has the most amazing 5G coverage on earth. Like, he can go 1,000 feet underground and still stream full videos and shit. -
Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Brisketexan replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Yeah. Jesus. The deer was just fucking standing there. Then, after hitting it, the car didn't even fucking stop. That's beyond fucked up. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
This. Lawyers on here. Discussing the law. Yet, not fully grasping the truth that when it comes to the Amarillo division, the 5th Cir., and SCOTUS....the "law" doesn't matter. At all. As in, it matters 0.0%. They will rule how they want, for who they want, to get the result they want. And that's it. That's the entire game. In much of this country, "the rule of law" does not exist anymore. As someone whose entire career is based on the premise of, you know, laws and shit like that, this has been the most troubling development of this timeline. I now have to advise clients "it doesn't matter what the law says, think about how Fox News would want this case to go, and that's how it will go." I dunno. Calling him a Piece Of Unvarnished Shit might be some honesty slipping through. -
The awkward part is when we start trying to bring our sex-bots to orgasm, because hey, it's just common courtesy that everyone gets off.
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I love how all of these people easily believe in demons and angels and shit.....but when you have a fucking orange asshole in front of you running the EXACT prophesied anti-Christ plays....well, nope, he's clearly an angel sent from heaven, and we're not gullible at all! @Ghost of LL observed a while back "wasn't sure I believed in Christ and biblical prophesies and such....but when the exact anti-Christ prophesied in the bible walks the earth, I can't help but think that maybe scripture was on to something."
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My "costume" last night as we welcomed a shitload of people to our house (my wife does a whole big to-do which draws LOTS of trick or treaters) was my COACH shirt and my Harris Walz camo hat. I didn't see myself getting any dirty looks. And I got multiple compliments, mostly from attractive moms, so....winning for Brisket. Nobody wearing or doing anything Trumpy, that we saw.
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As to that horsehoe theory, it's amazing how the affliction of "believing your own bullshit" seems to strike hardest among those of lowest intelligence AND those with highest intelligence. We expect gullibility from the low-IQ crowd. But from the high-IQ crowd, it throws us. It shouldn't, because it's not gullibility that's at play, but rather hubris. If the mere thought of a possibility occurs to the high-IQ'd, they presume that it must be true, because it emanated from their brilliant mind. Naomi Wolfe is smart, really good at pattern observation and such. Therefore, whenever she spots something that 1) MIGHT be a pattern and 2) (and this is an important party, because she's also a lizard-brained emotional being) resonates with her preconceived beliefs, she concludes internally "a-ha, I, the brilliant Naomi, have spotted a pattern, and because I am the brilliant Naomi, I am right!" When I was young, my S. Texas grandfather gave me the highest praise anyone has ever given me: "Old Brisket's gonna do alright...he's smart enough to know how dumb he is." For much of my life, I thought that was praise that set me apart from the riff-raff who were lower-IQ and had a serious case of Dunning-Kruger. As I've gotten older, I've realized that there is another group of Dunning-Kruger sufferers who are-objectively-"smarter" than I am. That revelation would surprise young Brisket.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Brisketexan replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
He's a fucking terrorist at this point. -
FUCKING THIS. God, I hate it when I ask my wife to map a route. She goes right to the “turn by turn.” No. Show me the route. The whole route. Cool, I’ve seen it. Now I’ll drive it. I MAY ask you for an exit number or a detail like that, but that’s about it. Turn-by-turn tells me where I’m going next. It doesn’t tell me where I’m going.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Yeah. There won’t be sanctions. It won’t be dismissed. He will win. Because in that court, the law doesn’t apply. But it’s okay…on appeal, it goes to the 5th circuit, which has also completely dispensed with the rule of law when it comes to MAGA. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Yeah…none of em needed the bag. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
This. Bitch, don’t want to be called a garbage human…then don’t BE a garbage human. She’s trash. She didn’t need the costume. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Amarillo. Of course. Fucking hilarious. And it's a DTPA claim. That's it. That's the only claim. Dumb as shit. But in that court, it might win, because the law doesn't matter there. Only Trump matters. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
There are many such people who are genuinely shitty human beings. Don't overthink it. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
That....is fantastic. Where did he file? Because the anti-SLAPP motion should be delicious. Also, you know who bitches about the refs? Fucking losers do. He's the fucking loserest loser in the history of loserdom. It's not that it's what he does, it's that it's what he IS. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Yeah, it pretty much is. But Chris Pine is way hotter than you. Now, I've never met you. And I'm straight. But I know, objectively, that Chris Pine is hotter than you. -
BTW, my daughter (who voted absentee from overseas) is annoyed she didn't get a sticker. So, we saved ours, and my wife will bring them with her when she visits her later this month. She wants to put it on her laptop, as she does with her sticker each time she votes. It's a record of her defiance (thus far). Let's hope it becomes a record of her win soon.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Love it. Also, this recitation is as fucking good as it gets. Love Michael Sheen, magnificent Welsh bastard. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
He really screwed the pooch couch.
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