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Brisketexan

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  1. I differ with those outcomes in a crucial respect. Rebellions can also be built on rage and hate. I have minimal hope of a good outcome.....but I will follow no path other than "fight till the bitter fucking end." Rage against the dying of the light and all that. Little hope. But ALL the fight.
  2. My friend...you should just attend my one-hour "Brisketexan rapid treatment to remove all hope" seminar. I can cure you of ALL hopeoid usage, with some pretty wicked aversion therapy. You'll begin to treat hope like shit-wrapped strychnine.
  3. "So....to light the fireplace, you have to actually LIGHT the match.... Also....maybe don't go off and fuck some dude who works at HEB."
  4. Brisketexan

    A Jew

    Every time I see the thread title, I go back to this fantastic senate campaign:
  5. Of course they're bad. Dude. We're in Texas. Beelzebub Puppykiller (R) wins a statewide election by 5-6 points. Beelzebub Mexicanhater Puppykiller (R) wins by 7-8 points. Ironically, by picking up hispanic votes. You know this. If you waste even a millisecond of your life hoping for Texas to "turn blue" this election, you're a fool.
  6. I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress? Those are women you cheat ON, not cheat WITH. Yes, I know this was a bit, I just wanted to post that awful pic.
  7. When we bought our previous house in Allandale (construction in 1954, I think), the deed (cuz it's the original deed, that's how chains of title work) still had the "This property cannot be sold to a negro" language. When I pointed that out to my wife, she flipped the fuck out. I then had to explain how such clauses were void as a matter of law. I haven't explained to her how the modern GQP would like to change that, allowing similar clauses to have the force of law. She's pissed enough already.
  8. King Leopold would like a word about your omission of an African edition. Also, don't miss our "Great Rapists in History" edition. Now featuring Bill Cosby and Gary Glitter!
  9. Sorry, you speak of a complex situation with multiple dynamics in play. This is Texas, we only do simple-minded solutions. I recommend closing the border, that will fix everything. Alternatively, mandate teaching of "biblical principles" as the primary curriculum, and all will be good again.
  10. To be honest, I much prefer the "Genocidal Weebles" collection. The Pol Pot Weeble.....man, that's just a quality toy.
  11. Fucking this. It's the normalization that pisses me off. There is a band of sane, but different, policy approaches. See, e.g., Obama, Romney, McCain, GHWB, GWB, Clinton. You may agree or disagree STRONGLY with some of those policies. Some of those policies may actually be quite harmful. But their foundation is one of actual....policy. Trump and Trumpism is so far outside of those bounds as to be immeasurable. The tone that any rational actor should take is "The Joker? Are you fucking kidding? He's an insane fucking criminal? NO, just NO."
  12. Several of us were just discussing how the "dad taco" is one of the great meals of all time. At the end of the tex-mex meal, you have the leftover cheese and chili gravy, maybe some rice and beans, on your plate. And maybe one of the kids has some taco meat left on their plate. And a spoonful of guac. And maybe some pico. Scrap all that together, put it all on a tortilla, and it's the dad taco. And it's fucking fantastic.
  13. Sarcetious? Pretty sure he played at University of Memphis.
  14. I sweatergawd, going MAGA makes you instantly lose 50% of your IQ points. She if absolutely fucking batshit loony.
  15. Fucking....THIS. MAGAs, I don't hate you for what you are, I hate you for what you do and what you believe and act on. It's 100% a "content of your character" thing. Trust me, I hate hispanic MAGAs just as much as I hate the white trash MAGAs. You are all pura basura. A shitload of this, but they really don't think about a next American dream. They're fine if it's all burned down, so long as they are in a position to shit on someone else. They would happily see this country burn if they can be king of the ashes. The bolded has been discussed around here some, but it merits a LOT more discussion. Someone linked a really good podcast on it. Let's put a pin in it, to discuss after the election when maybe it can get some attention and thought. Because it's really, really important. We've made a lot of progress, and done a lot of good for a lot of historically shat-upon demographics. And while that hasn't treated young men NEGATIVELY, taking away structural advantages that they counted on has made it harder, and our young men don't have the first clue how to do hard things, and we as society are not equipping them to do so, at all. It's an important thing that society as a whole is going to need to tackle, and I'm looking at you, folks on the left, feminists, civil rights activists, etc. We need a society that is collectively "healthy," and we're not there. But for now, let's get back to the Chilis/Bennigans/Jojos/Cocos discussion.
  16. Hope you put a reminder on your calendar for that appointment, so you don’t forget it.
  17. Fuck you, I loved em both. And…for you Houston types, also loved Jojo’s, we frequented the Braeswood location. Excellent monte cristo there as well. Goddammit, I haven’t had a monte cristo in probably 25 years.
  18. They won’t be coming to Jesus. Shit, pronounce Jesus as “hey-zeus,” and they’re more likely to beat the crap out of him and try to deport him.
  19. Sorry, best we can do is RFK Jr. decapitating a whale and leaking whale juice.
  20. Possum-killing dachshunds, bans on hunting mountain lions, sexy Aubrey Plaza, missing "I Voted" stickers, alcoholic dachshunds, more sexy Aubrey Plaza.....
  21. Also me. I had a friend in law school who knew everyone's name - she had a gift. She'd tell me a story about someone by name, and I'd look at her all puzzled. She'd then say "guy who wears a white ballcap, third row in Property class," and I'd know EXACLTY who she was talking about. I could visualize him, his hat, exactly where he sat, etc. All the visuals....but not the name. I did a lot of "good to see you, chief" in law school.
  22. Remind me to never allow you to pick out fruit for me.
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