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Brisketexan

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  1. There is a 200% chance that (1) it's prime coastline spots that will be "opened up for development," and (2) somehow, mysteriously, a company affiliated with Trump will get the deal, likely for something like a 99 year ground lease for $1 or some shit. It's just a straight-up kleptocracy, stealing the property of the American people for his personal gain, and the MAGAs think that's....a good thing. Because they are the stupidest people to ever walk the earth.
  2. Your BIL did what they all did: rammed a splintered broomstick up his own ass just to "own tha libz." Self-owning, as far as the eye can see. Tell your BIL "this is EXACTLY what you voted for, you should be happy."
  3. I prefer Larson's later work.
  4. Fuck all those. They are images of an Austin that was, not the Austin that is. Tell your AI to give us a logo that has a techbro douche driving a cybertruck slow in the fast lane on Mopac on his way to some overcrowded new "it" joint full of 200 "influencers" all recording themselves drinking $28 cocktails and eating mediocre $30 "small plates." That there would be an accurate brand.
  5. Ain't it amazing how that "crisis of ufos/drones/military spy aircraft!" in New Jersey and whatnot leading up the election just went...poof, into nothingness? And all the people who were all riled up about it, well, they aren't asking any questions about whether they were manipulated or not? We are the dumbest country, in the dumbest timeline, full of the dumbest people, and we genuinely do not have any right or basis to complain about our crashing fall. We chose it, we earned it. We're getting what's coming to us, hard and with no lube.
  6. Caleb. You red-faced fuck. This is exactly, 100%, right in the middle of the bullseye of what all of you retrograde, racist, piece of shit farmers voted for. You ordered this shit sandwich. Now eat it, you vile sonofabitch. You were willing to take all of this -- shit, you were enthusiastic about it because "FUCK THEM CHICOMS!" -- so long as you got brown people in chains who you could laugh at and say "suck it, wetback!" You got it all. Now fucking eat it.
  7. The quisling minorities who work with/for/in support of the regime always do so out of the belief that they'll be fine, because they are "one of the good ones." They are blind to the rock-solid, guaranteed, zero departure from, fact: they are at best, for a short time, "one of the useful ones." Which means they are always, eventually, "one of the disposable ones." Just because you're one of the LAST people purged doesn't mean you aren't going to be purged. You aren't a member of the white christian nationalist club, and never ever will be. Why they can't see it....I will never understand.
  8. I dunno. I can't help but think that his death.....was by design.
  9. Oh, no. Just some OTHER people's guns, so that's just fine. Because, ummm, the absolute statement of "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!", which they've been shouting about for years as having no wiggle room and NO exceptions....well, gee, turns out it has one giant exception: "except, of course, for people who are not favored by the regime, who have no right to keep and bear arms whatsoever." Y'all must have missed that part, it's clear as day, right there in the Constitution, Fascism Special Edition.
  10. I’m sure they had 28 “charrettes” to get to the result. You gotta have charrettes.
  11. Cracker Barrel has a new logo they aren’t using…maybe we could just buy that off them for cheap?
  12. Wait…you mean he was a liar and full of shit? Gosh, I guess there’s a first time for everything.
  13. This. Doesn't matter what did or didn't happen to her in the past. She has chosen to be an evil cunt whose sole purpose and validation in life is the suffering of others. May what she celebrates be visited upon her 100-fold. That's it. That's the whole picture.
  14. It's because marihuana (yes, that's how our Attorney General spells it in OFFICIAL filings) makes our pure white women fall prey to negroes and their jazz music. And no, I'm really not kidding. That sort of retrograde prejudice is what underlies the whole anti-weed movement.
  15. They get it. They just don't care. Because what matters is that some "other" get shit on even WORSE than they do. We are governed by a majority that is just fine with being smothered under 2,000 pounds of shit, so long as the people they hate get covered with at least 2,001 pounds of shit.
  16. Nobody needs to ask that question. We know the answer. There are two groups of people in the new gilded age scenarios: Billionaires who make more billions, and literally everyone else getting completely fucked and seeing their income and quality of life go into the shitter. This economic approach puts families in the poor house and children in the coal mines. It's pure shit.
  17. Yeah, I mean, just to be clear, our current national policy is plainly stated: 1) Let's use extensive tariffs 2) To return us to "the gilded age." And the facts on the gilded age aren't difficult, and are not and have not ever been subject to much debate: 1) The tiny class of the super-wealthy became wealthy beyond measure 2) Working class families experienced a staggeringly high poverty rate If you wanted to implement a plan to "make 1/3 of Americans brutally poor again," it would look almost exactly like the mechanisms being put in place right now, with insane tariffs as the cornerstone. And again, this is being sold to the american people as a good thing....and they are fucking BUYING IT. We are happily marching into our own destruction, for the benefit of a handful of oligarchs. We are too stupid to continue as a nation.
  18. I was looking for the perfect metaphor. My search is now complete.
  19. Impossible. They banned toxic food dyes long ago. RFK tells me they are immortal now.
  20. Dude. Fixed your timeframe above. Since 1619. Slaves. And indentured servants. And different waves of dehumanized and abused immigrants. It’s who we are.
  21. That actually might have been it. It was cheesy, a bit overwrought, and not particularly well-written. But the premise was enough for me to see it through to the end.
  22. One can always imply such a passage, reading between the lines and whatnot.
  23. That's okay, though. It can be cured by administering ivermectin.
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