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Brisketexan

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  1. Again, the universal "I'm a conservative, and we MUST have law and order!" take on this is always, 100% of the time... In short, illegal/undocumented immigrants are only a problem that MUST be addressed, "what part of 'against the law' don't you understand?!?!?", when....well, you know....
  2. Look, man, all of those kids shouldn't be fucking retards and cripples and defectives and whatnot, and they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps! We are diving headlong into the "every man for himself....and not only to hell with everyone else, but the only way you can know that you are being selfish is if you are actively fucking over other people" era. TLDR: the cruelty is the point, it tells you the MAGA is working.
  3. Boy. You guys REALLY haven't grasped how insanely shitty this timeline is, have you? It is shitty beyond even your capacity to imagine. Imagine how shitty things can be. Then triple that. Then quadruple it. Then realize it's infinitely more shitty than that.
  4. I know y'all don't want to hear it. But tell me how that outcome does NOT fit in to the new universal constants: 1) it only gets worse, and 2) there is no bottom.
  5. That's easy. It's any combination of "people I can kill to seize/hold onto power," and "people with stuff I'd like to take." Duh. That's how you know they are satan's minions.
  6. Dude.....you haven't been paying attention to how genuinely shitty this timeline is. At this point, a preseason unranked aggy stumblefucking their way into a national championship seems like a certainty. Every roll of the dice these days turns up snake eyes.
  7. These days, reading any history book covering around 1900 to 1945 IS "doomscrolling" due to parallels and shit.
  8. "Stop making me hit you!" says the abusive psychopath boyfriend. And then Trump steps in and says "well...she knows he likes his toast medium-brown, she shouldn't have let it get so dark."
  9. Had to put it in quotes, because it's just a label that has nothing to do with the actual teachings of, you know....Christ. It's just symbols like cross bumper stickers and using the self-applied label as a shield against any criticism or accountability - "how dare you attack me for believing that gays should be burned alive -- that's my sincerely held Christian belief! Why do you hate Christians???"
  10. Yep. What most Americans don't get is that actually BEING a Christian (as opposed to simply declaring yourself to be a Christian) is really, really fucking hard. It's a selfless path. One I do a shitty job of following, by the way....but I at least ain't lying to myself about my progress. American Christianity is about it being easy: want a God who hates all the same people you do, and first and foremost, wants you to get whatever you want, protect whatever you have, and fuck everyone else, thus mirroring all of your basest impulses and desires? Well, have we got a faith for you! It's funny that these people condemn more liberal visions of Christianity (you know, the versions that say "hey....maybe DON'T hate gay people") as caving in to weak human desires (sexual desire), but they are not just a-ok with but militantly in support of a version of faith built around sanctifying the basest human desires: selfishness, greed, hatred, and tribalism. Specks, logs, and all that.
  11. There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. That's it. That's the entirety of the conservative philosophy. Not a single one of them -- zero, zilch, NONE of them -- demand or expect any legal accountability for the persons you just noted. And the abovementioned philosophy is why. Laws are only to be applied to those disfavored by the regime. Those favored by the regime are only protected by the laws, they are not subject to them.
  12. Every see a coyote sit politely at a table? Of course not. Checkmate. Actually, we still haven't broken everything down from the big frito pie shindig we threw on Saturday. When the weather was MUCH more pleasant.
  13. Fucking blowing snow on my front porch. That wasn’t in the damned forecast.
  14. That's kinda what's ironic/funny about this whole "American Christian" movement. Yeah, that's a lot like the God of Abraham....old Testament shit. Hell, strictly pentateuch shit. But the god of the NEW Testament? The God of the Gospels? You know...the part of the Bible involving CHRIST, the thing that makes Christians CHRISTIAN? Not only do they have no use for that God, they actively oppose and denigrate every single thing that evolved, Christian God says and stands for. And the additional layer of shitbaggery on that is that often, to get to the strict, cruel outcomes they find in the Old Testament, they have to contort the text, read meanings behind the words, etc. But for the Gospels? What the fuck is ambiguous about this? It's as plain and direct as possible. 1) If you want to serve the lord, then 2) take care of the least among us, including the stranger. Following the Gospel's directions is so simple (but fighting our own nature to do so can be hard). These fuckers ask "really? So when the wetbacks cross the river, you just invite them in and feed them?" The answer to that is "well, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT JESUS FUCKING TOLD ME TO DO!" So....yeah. We are such a fucked country.
  15. Yep. Donald Trump would happily kill 99% of humans on earth, if it would mean that the 1% remaining worshipped him as a god.
  16. This. He's not just a psychopath, he's a sociopath. He is incapable of human empathy. He literally does not care a single bit about any other human being or their well-being. He could kill 1 person, 1 million, or 1 billion, and they would all be equally consequential to him -- that is to say, not at all.
  17. Idiots like that eventually find out that they’re not too cool for lead. Everyone bleeds. Stupid, but here we are.
  18. Wait, do they have a shitty men’s basketball coach too? Because man…that’s getting old.
  19. I mean…y’all are starting to realize that we’re going to have to kill a bunch of these people in the war that they are starting, right? That’s how wars work. It’s so fucking unnecessary and stupid (again, like most wars), but they have doubled and tripled down, and won’t stop until it’s an actual hot war.
  20. I mean…their thesis is that government employees are breathtakingly stupid, and sure enough…they’re proving it right.
  21. It's really just one con: complete anarchocapitalism. He wants to run the world and do whatever he wants, with zero restraints, rules, or laws. That's it. That's the whole con.
  22. Brisketexan

    LBGTQ

    Oh, there is, and it is. Bad news: it's called "America."
  23. Whatever. Leopards, faces, and whatnot. And not a SINGLE. FUCKING. ONE OF THEM. Will change how they vote. Because trannies are evil and one played basketball this one time.
  24. In high school, my hunting buddies and I discovered a bunch of union suits marked down to $5 at a local sporting goods store. Obviously, we all procured one. And that duck season, wore them around the cabin in the cold. Gotta tell you, when it came time to drop a deuce in a cabin we could barely keep above 60 degrees, only having to undo a flap, and keeping the rest of your body covered in a thermal union suit, was a pleasure. And yes, we looked about as classy as you'd expect.
  25. Well, in fairness....that old dude has some memory issues and as I understand it, was hitting our vino with vigor. But in alternate fairness, y'all DID look amazing and were delightful company, so maybe he was on to something. And yeah....he may have wanted to watch. TLDR; sucker and loser got what was coming to him.
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