Jump to content

Brisketexan

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    55199
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    337

Everything posted by Brisketexan

  1. There's a 100% chance that HE has paid to get tasered in the nuts. And the person he paid is a mexican trans street hooker. Because like most Republicans, he is a walking pile of self-loathing contradictions.
  2. Again, I was told we don't kink-shame around here. Asshole.
  3. Brisketexan

    NIMBYism

    Sounds like literally every single fucking Austin neighborhood group. Every one. No exceptions. All they offer is soft-pedals of variations of "no," without ever suggesting any credible, concrete, realistic alternative. Which means...fuck 'em. If all you do is bitch, and don't offer anything that is a real-world solution, you're just whiny noise.
  4. Can at least one of them dress like Colette Valois, the super cute french stewardess character from Pan Am? Because....I'm on board if that's part of the deal.
  5. Yes. One would hate to undermine all of that promise and potential that.....JD Vance has.
  6. Are you kidding? He just wrote Judge Ho's opinion for him.
  7. "SECURE OUR BORDERS!" Okay then....where do you think they are?
  8. Goddammit. I want to see all of these. "Tell my how Elon ranks among the world's pants-shitters." "How good is Elon at sexually satisfying goats, compared to other goat-fuckers?" "Is Elon among the world's best nosepickers?" "Can Elon fit more objects up his ass than other people?"
  9. "Ok, thanks for that response, cuntface."
  10. Did Trump offer something in order to induce someone else to do something? Then he was lying, with no intention of delivering. Doesn't matter what we're talking about, both sentences above are 100% true, 100% of the time.
  11. The hell of it is....that's an understatement, and isn't even a full list of all the bullshit shenanigans. It's a good summary para, and you have to keep those short, so well-done. But gotdamn....that you can say all that, and there's still MORE to say. What a steaming pile of piss-covered shit the Trump DOJ is. Somebody told her to use the ELMO, and she got confused and looked for a red muppet to tickle.
  12. Brisketexan

    NIMBYism

    Yeah, PTUAs are the worst.
  13. Dude, we're about a year out from RFK decreeing "the only healthy protein is Soylent Trump*, which will be the only protein allowed on grocery shelves, for the good of the American people." * "It's literal SHIT! Priced at $10 a pound! Of which $9 is pure profit funneled to the Trump family!"
  14. Somebody absolutely has to ask Grok "Describe Elon's prowess as a cocksman. Be sure to take into account his botched dick surgery in your assessment."
  15. He's really liked it. Made good friends, likes his field of study, likes the uni and the city. Plans to stay for a couple of years after graduation if he can make it work. Happy to share more info offline.
  16. Yep. In his Sr year now.
  17. So, she's attractive, batshit crazy, and a garbage human. Fellas, that's a Surly 9.
  18. It really is amazing how hard Target has stepped on its own dick in recent years. Took a pretty beloved brand with real customer loyalty (sample size: my wife and all of her peers, holy fucking shit could they drop money at Target), and have fucked it up a dozen different ways, including taking a completely unnecessary harsh political position re DEI (an unforced error). My family alone is responsible for a lost couple thousand dollars a year in sales for our local Target. I know we're far from alone. They need to do some real turnaround shit, or they are in real existential jeopardy. And soaring sales at Wal-Mart by increased spending by upper tier shoppers is not a good economic sign, the way I read it. When people with money stop buying steak and start buying hamburger, that's a yellow flag for overall spending.
  19. Hope Solo frowns on your shenanigans.
  20. Ring is Amazon. AND, teams up with Flock and other law-enforcement spying outfits, so....no thanks. That said, wouldn't mind some sort of remote monitoring system, both for our main home here and our flat in Scotland. Any recommendations for a simple system that provides functionality like a Ring does, but without Ring's baggage and negatives?
  21. The superseding question is "is this DOJ capable of being embarrassed?" Of course, the answer is "no." Clowns expect to be performing in a circus.
  22. Well, I'm thinking that after today....more will. This is 100% so the military can recruit and sign on open white supremacists and nazis. Hell, they're gonna turn this movie image into a recruiting poster: ...both because it's nazi, AND because it's somewhat homoerotic, and thus falls entirely into Hegseth's wheelhouse. Next Coast Guard operation name: "Operation Turgid Rod"
  23. That seems...sub-optimal. Really is gonna end up being a lot like AA 191, isn't it? Maybe not caused by a maintenance procedure, but consistent pylon stress of some sort leading to failure, systemically.
  24. That dissent is an embarrassing piece of writing. A literal federal judge wrote that screed…holy shit, it’s one of the most pathetic pieces of judicial writing I’ve ever read (and I didn’t even read all of it, because it’s a 100 page Facebook post of shittiness).
×
×
  • Create New...