-
Posts
48375 -
Joined
-
Days Won
262
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Store
Downloads
Recruiting - 2020
2019-2020 Football Season
Football
Entertainment
Sports
News and Business
Cloak Room
Transfer Portal
Recruiting
Events
Everything posted by Brisketexan
-
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Let me put that in terms we all can understand: "Immamac is building a common-sense coalition of Helobious, Derka, TxTow, and Mr. Phlegm to be the brain trust of Surly." -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Thus why I said she should spend a weekend with me. Not much more shameful than that. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
I am not racist. But goddammit do I fucking hate cubans. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
She says she's "almost unoffendable." Sounds like Megyn needs to spend a weekend with me. Because.....challenge accepted. -
Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Brisketexan replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
I will eat boudin nachos whenever I damned well please, thank you very much. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
I bought a bottle of a Glaswegian scotch a couple of trips ago. It's pretty meh. I'll serve you some if you visit the ledge, just because of your comment. Scotch is one thing I don't cheap out on, man. Especially in these trying times. Multiple types of Oban, a couple of Lagavulins, a great Campbelton cask strength, plenty of good stuff in my cabinet. Some things are important. -
But now she smells of patchouli.
-
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
I long ago stopped gatekeeping on the ledge. Whoever wants to join us can do so. Bring snacks, though. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
[Brisket, crumpling up his ballot for Al Smith] -
He was a dick. She was not a dick. Any Gen X male who did not have a crush on her (preferably Young Frankenstein era) must be gay (NTTAWWT). And by all accounts, she was a great lady. Bummer.
-
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Of course. That's what the pre-deportation "internment camps" will be for - to bridge that gap till the new wave of babies turns 9-10 (prime working age). See, first we round up the dirty browns (illegals, immigrants, citizens, it don't make a shit). Then, we decree that they have each cost the country $1 million, and they first need to work off their debt, THEN we'll deport them. And we will provide them a handy-dandy way to work off their debt: work in all the meat plants, construction jobs, etc. that they were already doing, except now, their wages are paid directly to the US Government (via PO Box that just happens to be near Mar A Lago). And those workers, working off their debt, will be available only to a limited number of enterprises that meet the "sufficiently MAGA" criteria, which are 1) declare unwavering obedience to Trump and 2) send/funnel lots of money to Trump. Voila: crisis averted, Trump enriched, Trump donors enriched, dark people functionally enslaved. Gosh almighty, it just makes ya tingly to think about it! -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Pay attention to the three-step plan, which the Project 25 crew and SCOTUS together have made clear: Require women (and we only mean "real American women," cuz we're gonna deport anyone darker than light-tan) to have lots more babies by: 1) outlawing abortion 2) banning contraception 3) remove their ability to get out of a relationship with a higher chance of pregnancy by banning no-fault divorce That's how you get child labor. You turn women into baby factories with no agency. They aren't hiding this, these are openly stated goals. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
This. I check and re-check ANY fucking important document I prepare (and I prepare a lot of them for a living). Not because "the machine changed 'plaintiff' to 'defendant!!'", but because experience has taught me that user error is a real thing that will do just that. I checked my ballot exactly as Valmy described. Because that's just smart, and acknowledges and accounts for your own fallibility, which is a real thing. My wife suffered a miscarriage that was messy/complicated. There's a very real chance that, had it happened under the current laws, she would have been at serious risk of grave injury or death. When an entity (the GQP-led government) tells me they are willing to kill my wife, they have made a fucking mortal enemy for life. Come for my family, I will always, always, always, come for you. -
Well, I'm presuming the dude they beat up was white, so...yeah.
-
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
This. And the fact that it's close, at all, means that we are totally fucking fucked in the long-term. "Hey, here's option 1 that ranges from 'tastes good enough' to 'delicious,' and here's option 2, which is broken glass and poison proudly intended to hurt half the country." If the breakdown on those two isn't 80/20 or better, your society is fucked. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
This. You fucking voted for the openly declared and proud face-eating leopard. Don't come crying when your face gets mauled beyond all recognition by said leopard. -
WHY THE FUCK HAS EVERY FUCKING GIANT ASSHOLE IN AMERICA DECIDED TO MOVE TO TEXAS, PARTICULARLY AUSTIN? We have Alex Jones, Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, Tony Hinchcliffe.....for fuck's sake, I live here, and I would fully support a nuclear strike on this town because wiping out those fucking assholes would be such a giant net gain for humanity.
-
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Y'all should be like me. Drown out all the nervousness with rage and hate. I'm not nervous. It will be what it will be - and win or lose, there's more than enough reason to keep the fires of rage and hate burning bright: either the fascists and their enablers have enough votes in swing states to win, and fully implement their imperial fascist presidency, or they fall just short, still demonstrating that 47%+ of American voters are fascists or happy to enable fascists. Either way, we're fucked. In the first circumstance, we're fucked much harder....but we're always fucked. Because when fighting against authoritarian fascists who want to take over the Republic and force it to succumb to their will, it's a lot like fighting terrorists like the IRA -- recall their comments after a hotel bombing failed to kill the British PM: "Today we were unlucky, but remember we have only to be lucky once, you will have to be lucky always." We have to be lucky every fucking election. We have to fend of fascism constantly. They, on the other hand, only have to win one more time. I know this. So, I hate them. I hate them for waging war against my country and half the people in it. I hate them for their cruelty and stupidity. And that hate....it motivates me. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Jesus, way to capture a giant slice of my childhood in a paragraph. Shit, as I parked this morning early, still dark out, for some reason the humid air in our garage carried a faint whiff of that smell of exhaust fumes, humid air, salt/sea life....it smelled like a bait camp before sunrise. A smell I have inhaled a kabillion times. Took me right back. Man. I long for such simplicity. -
Chances that each member of that "Dads against pedophiles" group has sexually assaulted a child....has to be close to 100%, right?
-
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
We said it when Trump was pumping up his rally size and enthusiasm (remember, he had some decent sized rallies with pumped up crowds back in the day): it don't make a shit one way or the other. Rallies are a gauge of the enthusiasm of a relatively small group: the true believers. I don't care if Trump or Kamala have 20,000 people who love them with every fiber of their being and would crawl across broken glass to see them. 20,000 slavishly devoted votes count exactly the same as 20,000 "sure, why the hell not" votes. I draw no inferences from the crowd size/enthusiasm other than the rabid devotees appear to be a larger group for Kamala these days. But as to how that translates to total votes? We'll see. -
There is one LITERALLY across the street from the new courthouse. Sign of the times, man.
-
"Abilene ISD is aware of allegations regarding an inappropriate comment made by a staff member at Clack Middle School." Translation: "That staff member shouldn't have told you what we intend to do. We didn't want you to find out that we're implementing A Handmaid's Tale as actual policy."
-
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Brisketexan replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
That reminds me, and I meant to tell you -- hadn't seen that fucker in a long-ass time. Saw him at a memorial on Friday. Made eye contact. He got a head-nod from a distance, then I turned the fuck away and never said a word to that treasonous grifting shitbag. Again.....read your history books. Realize how absolutely fucking dumb the nazi leadership was. They were a parade of losers, rejects, and failures. They were the worst of the worst. You wouldn't have put them in charge of keeping people's iced tea glasses filled, and they not only took over a country, they embarked on a voyage of cruel idiocy that killed tens of millions. Stupid people can get shit done. Because "stupid people" is the largest constituency in politics, and stupid, evil leaders can nab the "stupid people" vote. For you, that task starts at home. There is no deeper group of hateful fascists, with zero regard for the rule of law, and total contempt of the people, than your fellow members of law enforcement. American cops are full-on fascist, and 99% Trumpy. When Trump wins, they will gleefully be his weapon against the rest of us. You ready to do something about that? You ready to stand in the breach and stop them? I doubt it. -
Or two. Or 221, whatever it takes.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!