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Brisketexan

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  1. Yep, Travis County title transfer (and out-of-time registration) is amazingly easy and smooth. Honestly, Travis County's operations as a whole (vehicle registrations, wedding licenses, election stuff) are pretty damned good. Nothing's perfect, but they get at least an A-.
  2. Fast food bargains are indeed a creature that young men specialize in, and Americans are experts in it. My son tells tale of road trips with his baseball team in Scotland. On drives back from out-of-town games, they need to stop for food, and the UK doesn't have nearly the roadside food options that we're used to. McDonald's is their main option. After a few trips, his teammates were amazed by the difference: they spent 10 pounds on a combo meal. My son got a big sack of food for 8 pounds. "How did you do that?" He explained the art of engineering your value menu order. He could get 4 snack wraps for 4 pounds, then add a double cheeseburger for 2 pounds, etc. The art of "acquire sack of food for minimum money" is an American skill, and a valuable one. I may be past those days, but I get to chuckle and re-live them as the boy tells his tales. Shit, there's a Taco Bell in downtown Glasgow, and he's converted a good bunch of his crew to appreciating its late-night attributes. Funny as shit to hear a couple of cute English girls talk about how they LOVE going to Taco Bell after they leave the bars now.
  3. Again, no worries. There's a very good chance that before the 4 years is up, there won't be "Americans" any more. Maybe you'll be a resident of Pacifica, if they take refugees.
  4. It's okay. The Republic won't survive 4 years of it, so this will "end" early.
  5. ....so far.
  6. At one point in college, BK ran a promotion for $1 Whoppers. I had buddies borrowing money, so they could buy 50 and put them in the fridge and freezer. Folks ended up eating multiple Whoppers a day for weeks. Was it good? I dunno. Was it cheap? Fuck yes it was.
  7. Love the first two replies. They're perfection:
  8. I truly love this place sometimes.
  9. Huh. Sounds good, Donnie. There's a super-duper quick and clean way to do that. Release the Epstein files, like you promised to do several hundred times during your campaign. I'm sure that @Lamar agrees with me, right? He campaigned on that promise, relentlessly and with zero ambiguity or consistency. So surely Lamar agrees.
  10. No, no. See, he calls himself a "Bible-believing Christian." That way, he can hold up the Bible like a shield against any and all criticism, as he simultaneously demonstrates a contempt for human agency and dignity that would make Christ fucking puke. The fucking twisted logic of these pedo defenders is fantastic. "I didn't physically see him have sex with any of the girls, so I can't say who he had sex with in his whole life or not, but I just know it wasn't with me when I was with other girls" is a far cry from "Donald Trump never raped anyone underage." "I never saw him rape anyone" does not equal, and has never equaled "he didn't rape anyone." Shit, I've never seen Donald Trump eat a hamberder.....so by Lamar's standard of proof, Donald Trump has never eaten a hamberder. This is the mind of a Trumpkin, folks. It's a toxic stew of disingenuous bullshit, flat-out lies, and breathtaking stupidity.
  11. Seriously. We live in a world where (1) there are LITERALLY reams of evidence showing Trump's association with Epstein (emails, photographs, videos, sworn testimony), and the GQP claims (2) it's a "hoax" that "Trump had anything to do with Epstein." What an amazing time. These fuckers would stand up during a live performance of Maneater and claim that "it's a hoax that Hall had anything to do with Oates." It's not just the lies. It's that the absurd and outlandish nature of the lies demonstrates how completely arrogant they are, and much contempt they hold the American people in. When you lie to someone's face about something that is plainly true and right in front of both of you, you do so because you hold that person in zero regard. The GQP actually holds we the people in contempt. If we were a remotely sane country, we'd band together to build the largest set of gallows humanity has ever seen.
  12. He could leave this entire country as a pile of smoldering, radioactive rubble.....and his support wouldn't dip. Because these idiots would see some other people crying in the ashes of their home, and immediately think "hurr durr, Trump really owned those libs! WINNING!" When you realize that a poisonous percentage of humanity finds joy, satisfaction, and success ONLY when other people are harmed, you realize that our species is on borrowed time.
  13. This seems bad. Until you realize that an opportunity to monetize nihilist cruelty has American political and thought leaders foaming at the mouth at the opportunity. There is a 100% chance that Elon approves of this sort of thing, and that folks you know very, very well are figuring out how to sell off the right to kill people for profit right now.
  14. Oh boy....here we go again....
  15. Also, the fucking casual racism that is now not just okay, but is our actual national policy, is fucking incredible. Referring to anyone from South America: "Don't know why they are so dirty given the fact that there are so many maids." It's just fucking casual and ingrained in these pieces of shit. So, what's the big deal if we bomb a bunch of dirty beaners anyway? That is absolutely 100% the ethos governing our nation right now. To say I hate these fuckers is a massive understatement.
  16. Shit, dude. It seems to be a prerequisite these days.
  17. Is there a book version of that story? Is it available used?
  18. Oh, I mean....yeah, that goes without saying. Evil bitches can still be hot. Hell, sometimes the "evil" part adds a point.
  19. I was told we could "build a wall" to keep bad people out. Wall-off shit states. Gonna take a lotta bricks, though.
  20. It's France. Why they didn't have a PW of "cigarettesandhairypits," I just can't understand.
  21. It's the psychological distinction between "attracted to pre-pubescent" vs. "attracted to post-pubescent." But legally and morally -- which is Megyn's field, she's no fucking psychologist -- that distinction don't make a shit. An adult male being predatorial towards an 8 yr old girl vs. a 14 year old girl makes not a bit of fucking difference. Megyn's an evil bitch.
  22. I dunno. Could be for lots of things. Okay, actual answer -- the communion bread is torn by hand and then served to each person, so I guess it's to keep the server's germy hands from touching the bread. I don't think it was a particularly necessary matter during COVID - wash and sanitize your hands right before you serve, and all is good.
  23. Imagine us missing the decency and competence of people like Cohen and Scaramucci.....Holy fucking shit.
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