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Trump’s America
What disingenuous bullshit. "Brisketexan has actually paid $1,000 a month as a house payment, totaling $12,000 in 2025, according to Brisketexan." Gosh, sure seems like Bristketexan is doing everything right. That's a chunk of cash! But...leaving out the paragraph above that text: "Brisketexan has slashed the amount he pays on his house payment in half, from $2,000 to $1,000, leaving his mortgage underpaid by 50% for the year." Here's what Ana left out: What he posted, which was intended to make you believe that the US is providing the necessary level of funding to alleviate the crisis, and that funding has been restored or somesuch, was a lie by omission.
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- Trump’s America
If they suspend him, Trump will issue an executive order banning the Rams from playing or some shit, and he will 100% have the DOJ investigate and indict every member of the Rams' ownership group on charges of "being bad" or some shit. Private enterprises cannot take any action against racists/bigots/magats because the US government will punish them for doing so.- Trump’s America
Oh, and by "justice," I mean a campaign of revenge that would make Trump blush. Zero federal dollars to any state controlled by the GOP. Zero health care dollars, including ACA dollars, to any such state. No FEMA or disaster aid to any such state. Nothing. Not a fucking penny. This is how they want it to be. So, let it fucking BE. They will not understand, they will NEVER understand, until they are teetering on knife edge of life/death, and experiencing horrific suffering. Cool. We need to educate them, because the universe isn't.- Trump’s America
Yeah they will. They are the army of sacrificial orcs doing Sauron's will. They'll be around as long as Sauron needs soldiers - which is "forever." "Justice" is not something that happens. It is something that is handed out. So long as the opposition keeps hoping for the universe to do the job, they'll be fucked. These assholes are never going to face justice unless and until enough of us wake the fuck up and serve it to them. Stop believing that anything good will happen that we don't FORCE to happen. It hasn't, it isn't, and it won't. Evil wins. It always does. Because, it seems, that is our core nature, and that's how we want things to be. I've pretty much come around to the point of being okay when this species completely self-immolates, and we give earth a few hundred million years to give another life form a try at being the dominant species. Because ours is pure shit, and not even worthy of a FIFA Peace Prize.- Trump’s America
Still waiting on the "good things can be continued." Actually, still waiting on a single person in the admin even agreeing that USAID did any "good things." Right now, the take is "it's only dark people from shithole countries dying and suffering, we call that a win."- Trump’s America
Correct. Also, it doesn't matter, because Vance hates all the people they hate. Hate is the only currency of value in this timeline. Not the dollar, not crypto. Hate. That's it.- Trump’s America
But we're pro-life! And we must protect children! Again, every single "moral" belief they claim to have, and they claim as so important and underpinning their votes, IS A LIE. They do not hold them as beliefs and principles. They hold them only as weapons they wield to accomplish their only actual goals: (1) take power (2) in order to hurt people. That's it. That's modern conservative thought, distilled down even more than Wilhoit's law does so. It's about power for me, harm for thee. Nothing more. They are evil fucks.- 2023 Thread of Racism in America
Oh my sweet summer child. We're too busy making it our official national policy. We're going back 200 years in a mere 11 months. Undoing that can't be done until our grandchildren's grandchildren are in charge.- Melania Trump -- Not a Fan of Christmas
A means of circumventing all of our bribery laws. Amazon sent her $40 million to make a "documentary" about her. It's just shameless payola to buy favor from the regime. Remember how we made Jimmy Carter get rid of his peanut farm? Fucking different times. Now? Melania could make 10 shitty friendship bracelets, price each one at $100 million, and they'd all be sold before the end of the day. Because some Saudi prince, and Jeff Bezos, and any number of other oligarchs and shit, just really, really need that friendship bracelet, and it's totally worthy $100 million. It's not payola/bribery at all, no sir.- Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
You're wrong. Jimbo will come back around. Because when it finally comes down to time to hit the ballot box, he'll find solace in the fact that the REAL reason he can't afford things and has no job is because of woke DEI and n-words getting free stuff and messicans stealing all them jobs and Haitans eating dogs and cats cooked by fucking trannies who ruined high school volleyball in some state he doesn't even know the name of. Hate works. It's the only thing that does these times. As for us? Get busy hating, or get busy losing. Those are your choices.- Trump’s America
Y'all get it. That's exactly the play. Truly, the clock is ticking on even you having a reasonable chance to escape this country and seek asylum elsewhere. It's going to end up being a lockdown in both directions, like Gilead in Handmaid's Tale. Seize absolute power, and wield it to your benefit. Like, they might let beaners like me leave. In fact, they would love that. But I'll have to leave all of my money and assets behind. For the government to appropriate to use to "undo the harm all those dirty messicans did to our country for so long." Due process? Rights? Fuck that, you sound like a commie libtard. To a Salvadoran prison with you.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
They feel like they want more vodka to numb the despair inherent in living as a Russian in Russia. That's it. It's the sum total of "existing in Russia." It's an evergreen principle as well.- Trumps War on Everything
- Things not going well in Venezuela
To be clear. We have "completely surrounded" a nation that.....occupies the northern flank of a large continent. They have apparently recently taken some "land" from us. I admit that my knowledge of geography isn't flawless, but I can't find any map showing any "disputed territory" or "occupied by Venezuela, claimed by US" notations on it. Perhaps someone has better maps than I've seen. Maybe drawn with a sharpie? I'm trying to understand what "oil" they took from us that belonged to us? Are we talking about the nationalization in...1976? I mean, fuck, Mexico nationalized its oil in 1938. Guess we need to set aside some of our armada to handle that shit as well. And what "assets" of the United States of America has Venezuela taken? Did they snag some Trumpcoin or something? And most importantly, over the past 11 months....what has changed to provoke this? I mean, we know, of course. Epstein files and failing/flailing Trump admin has changed. But this is just fucking amazing. Just utterly made up fantastical, physically impossible (stole our land!) bullshit used to justify a fucking WAR. If you support this shit, you are a genuine piece of shit.- Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
Because - and this is really important to understand - the alt-right does not have any legitimate principles or beliefs. They just have things that they can and will use as weapons. That's it. They'll wield "how dare you speak in favor of someone's death!" as a weapon 25 hours a day, 8 days a week. They will shout it relentlessly, punish the goddamn guy on the fryer at McDonald's with job loss and harassment at his home if he even dares say "Charlie Kirk seemed like a dick to me." But when their God says 10X worse of the dead.....they will inflict zero consequences. Actually, the OPPOSITE of consequences -- they will love their God even MORE -- because they don't actually BELIEVE in the principle of "how dare you speak in favor of someone's death!" They don't believe in that at all. Not even a little bit. They see it solely as a weapon they can weild. So, the lesson here is never, ever, ever listen to anything these fucking assholes say, never bow to anything they want or demand. Nothing. They have no moral ground on which to stand, and their "opinions" on any matter of moral and ethics has not just zero value, but negative value.- Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.
- Twelve killed in shooting targeting Jewish community at Australia's Bondi Beach
Bottom line, since being quite successfully initially, Australia got complacent and both relaxed their gun laws and apparently quite significantly relaxed their enforcement. And all of THAT said.....no set of laws or restrictions is or will be perfect.- Twelve killed in shooting targeting Jewish community at Australia's Bondi Beach
Here's the thing they don't get (or don't want to get). One can be for a thing -- say, light rail. One can be in favor of that concept. BUT, one can also be stridently opposed to that thing happening due to (1) the people who would be in charge of that thing, and (2) how they would execute that thing. I use the light rail example because that's exactly where I was on my "no" vote on light rail in Austin some years back. My take was "sure, I can make a case for light rail, it might be a good idea, but I will vote no 100% of the time if we're going to have Capital Metro in charge of it." Because they are demonstrably incompetent, they routinely lie to the voters about what they're planning (including how much it will actually cost, etc.). I told people "put it on the ballot with someone else running it, and I'd probably vote yes." On "immigration enforcement," I - and most of the "CR cabal libtards open borders lovers!" crowd are in favor of the concept. In fact, we can point you to numerous points in our history when we had reasonably effective border enforcement and monitored work permit programs, and our take is "let's do that." Or we point to GWB's immigration reform plan (that's right, us "libtards who just can't see anything worth approving on 'the other side'" point to GWB positively) as a pretty solid approach. What we are NOT in favor of is an administration that (1) lies openly and shamelessly about immigrants and immigration (no, Haitians were not eating dogs and cats), (2) has as an unabashed goal of purging this nation of all who don't meet their preferred vision (aryan nation shit), (3) gleefully and BRAGGINGLY targets people solely because of their ethnicity (note that none of the targeted ethnicities look like @Nicole44 - she will never, ever, ever be thrown to the ground and tossed in a hole for a day because ICE doesn't believe she's a "real American"), and (4) violates the law, the Constitution, and simple standards of humanity with joy and pride. People who support this admin's approach support things like (1) its chief advisers calling for the extermination/expulsion of all 65 million hispanics in this country (I didn't make that up, and Loomer isn't the only one to say it), (2) opposing not just illegal immigration, but legal immigration (see the Charlie Kirk tweet...and any of a hundred other things members of the admin have said and done to kick out people here legally, etc.), (3) implementing things like the newly proposed rule that anyone entering the country has to share all social media for the last five years so the regime can check to see if the person is appropriately loyal to (and not critical of) the Dear Leader. Those are all things that are part and parcel of current "immigration policy." That shit is poison, it destroys our country, the fabric of society, our humanity, our system of an actual Rule of Law, etc. The "medicine" is vastly worse than the condition it's supposed to treat. Immigration is actually something that can be handled quite easily, using tools we've long-had and have used before. We can reasonably manage our border, vet and monitor people who come in for work or asylum or simply visiting, etc. We're not doing that. We are installing and creating a gestapo that is openly used as a private military force in service of the regime, targeting entire ethnicities regardless of legal status, with a stated goal of driving all "undesirable" ethnicities (including mine) from our country altogether. If you are okay with that, just fucking own it. If you are NOT okay with it, you cannot say "yeah, but....they are also busting some illegals, so I'll let it go." No. Some things are deal breakers. At least, they are to human beings with any legal, moral, and ethical compass. I actually think @Nicole44 has such a compass. I just think she's let it get twisted wildly off of any true north, because she's swallowed a line of bullshit (sorry, in terms of all the things that are shitty in this country, immigrants and illegal immigration in particular are about .001% of the problem/cause), and because she's been blind to or cavalier about how bad and dangerous what's happening really is. Any time the regime of a country is built on a cornerstone of demonizing and blaming some "other" -- whether it be hispanics, or muslims, or jews, or anyone else -- which this regime PROUDLY is.....it's as clear a "DANGER WILL ROBINSON!" moment as you'll ever get. That's fucking poison, and it always takes you to very fucking dark places. Don't even start down that road.- Twelve killed in shooting targeting Jewish community at Australia's Bondi Beach
No. I accuse you of excusing and empowering horrific, xenophobic, white nativist evil bullshit by this admin because hey, I think we need to do SOMETHING about immigration. Want an omelette (enforcement against immigration violations)? Well, you gotta break eggs (violate the constitution like a motherfucker, call for the extermination of all hispanics from the US, call for brutality and expulsion against people with LEGAL status, etc. -- which is exactly what this admin is doing). That's what I accuse you of, and I'm right. Nope. Plenty of white people get this right. But plenty are like you -- zero fucking empathy, because it's not happening to you, and you aren't in the crosshairs. You are walking down the "who cares if 65 million hispanics are targeted every day, wherever they go....because I'M not hispanic, so not my problem." I need to do something about the bugs that get into my house. I COULD support a plan of sealing windows, and calling an ordinary exterminator. OR, I could call in a B-52 strike on my entire block, destroying dozens of homes and killing people, but hey, no more spiders in my house! You are so blinded by your desire of addressing a problem that (1) isn't nearly the level of problem the sources you swallow say it is, and (2) you don't give 1/100th of a fuck about who that plan hurts, whether it's consistent with the law, humanity, or basic American values. So long as we get rid of one dirty undocumented dishwasher, it's okay if we turn entire cities into armed camps and terrorize millions of people solely because their last name has a Z in it or some shit. Yeah, supporting that makes you a bad person. Being like the anti-muslim bigots in this story and wanting to expel every single fucking person who has ever been on a prayer rug from your country - you know, ethnic cleansing - because some shitheels who claim that faith support....ethnic cleansing....well, that's a take. Nope, no irony there.- Trumps War on Everything
The land. I forgot about that part, when Venezuela stole all that land from the US. I mean, I have no idea what land this is or where it is, but yeah, they totally stole it from us.- Things not going well in Venezuela
Wait. How does a country A steal oil that is entirely located within country A from....country B? Help me out here. Yeah, I know, he's pointing to their nationalization (which happened like 50 fucking years ago, with additional action under Chavez), but he doesn't understand that at all. Instead, he's a toddler, and everything in the world is "mine" if I want it. We're just going to fucking go to war with a country to steal their shit, without even a hint of an act of provocation. Fucking grand. Oh, and PEACE PRESIDENT! NO MORE WARS! Remember how literally all of the fucking MAGAs told us that's one of the reasons we should vote for Trump?????? Here's a hint -- they were lying. They always were, they always are, it's all they know how to do. Trump and Trumpism are a lie built on lies wrapped in lies. Fuck em all. Come around here and excuse this, Trump supporters. You couldn't stop yapping about how he was going to end all wars, and instead he's just starting them for no fucking reason whatsofuckingever. You fucking idiots, liars, or almost certainly, BOTH.- Twelve killed in shooting targeting Jewish community at Australia's Bondi Beach
But see, the Cato institute is clearly a libtard plot. Wait, what's that, they're one of the longest-standing libertarian think tanks? Huh. Interedasting.- Twelve killed in shooting targeting Jewish community at Australia's Bondi Beach
Now include the math on how much the Texas Public Policy Foundation, one of the most conservative think-tanks around, saved on construction by using efficient (and likely relatively low-paid) hispanic labor that almost certainly included undocumented workers. And multiply that savings by.....every construction outfit from California to Louisiana, and a shitload of other places. And now include the math on how much consumers - including you - saved on produce harvested by undocumented labor. And now include the math on how much consumers - including you - saved on meals out where the back-of-house staff included undocumented labor. And on and on and on. It's amazing that laissez-faire "economic freedom" types, who demand that the market set everything, with no regulation....don't want to let the market respond to demands and supplies of labor. TPPF wanted a good, efficient construction crew at a fair price. There was a team of brown dudes that originated in latin america ready to meet that need. They met, and the market worked. And EVERYONE benefited. And yeah, even you, because the building you office in is cheaper because it was built, maintained, and is presently cleaned by a crew that very likely includes undocumented labor. Are you mad that your rent is 5% lower than it otherwise would be? That your building maintenance is 5% cheaper? BTW, we could set up a system that allowed for such transactions, tracked the workers doing them, provided for taxes, etc....but we won't, and you know exactly why we won't (GWB tried to do exactly that, and got destroyed by your people). Somehow, I never see people complaining about THOSE effects of undocumented labor. Huh. Interesting. I guess they live in a world where math only works in one direction. Interesting physics, I guess. And yeah, what Brian posted below - it was a bullshit study, and most data on the point has shown, from a TAX DOLLARS PERSPECTIVE, it's a pretty neutral issue. Sorry, the reason your state government doesn't fund your schools and repair your roads isn't because "DEM ILLEGALS DONE TOOK ALL OUR MONEY!" It's because the people you keep voting for want to kill our schools and fuck over the people of the state for the benefit of literally a half dozen billionaires, who have convinced you to ram a stick up your own ass and call it winning.- Twelve killed in shooting targeting Jewish community at Australia's Bondi Beach
"But it's just about enforcing our laws! Just do it the right way! We have no problem with people who do it the right way!" Fuck off with your motte and bailey bullshit lies about "just enforce our laws." It was never, ever, ever, ever about actually enforcing laws and stopping illegal immigration. It's about good old-fashioned white-supremacist nativist bullshit. It's not even fucking original. It's the same bullshit the same pathetic loser fucks have been spouting for 150 years. Congratufuckinglations, you're just as fucking racist and dumb as a fucking uneducated dipshit living in the 1890s spouting the same stupid rants. The problem in 1890 wasn't the dirty Irish coming over. The problem in 2025 isn't dirty brown people over here. The problem both times was utter fucking idiots who blamed the Irish or brown people for their own shitty lives, which were mostly shitty because they are fucking dumbasses, and also because those dumbasses thought that robber-barons selling nativist bullshit to divide and conquer were actually there to help them. They weren't, and they aren't. They're here to keep you distracted, so they can keep fucking you over. And it still works, because you're still dumbasses. - Trump’s America
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