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Brisketexan

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  1. Some stupidity leaps right up to the level of "laughable." Arab Americans voting for Trump is exactly that kind of stupidity. I am not kidding, I actually laughed when I read this. How fucking stupid can you be? Well, apparently....that fucking stupid.
  2. Even when he's right (and even then, it's only partially right), he's stupid. It's amazing.
  3. An ass-plosion of chemo, if you will.
  4. While I absolutely understand and often agree with calls to return to office for many employees (which puts me at odds with plenty of folks around here), I also see the utter dumbassery of entities that make it a completely arbitrary policy, and without any real thought as to cost-benefit analysis on a position and employee basis. I've found that counting on a well-reasoned approach from anyone these days is pissing in the wind. Every employee will bitch and moan and say that it's BETTER for them to work from home, and every policy calling for RTO will have so much stupidity embedded in it that any upside of a reasoned RTO approach will be wiped out by the stupidity of its execution. And the world keeps spinning, faster and faster, fueled by dumbassery.
  5. Go on.....
  6. TLDR: "Roll over and expose your belly."
  7. Well, we won't be doing a family trip to NYC after New Years this year. Daughter needs to be back in Germany by Sunday the 4th. Instead, we're heading down to Surfside Beach, staying at my parents' old beach house, and we'll go offshore to scatter their ashes. Maybe go fishing. Maybe eat some good fried shrimp at Lake Jackson Seafood. So, a lot like a trip to NYC, really.
  8. What a fucking giant snowflake pussy. That's really the common theme with all of these pathetic fucks: utterly think-skinned snowflake pussy-ass bitches, to the core of their being.
  9. Hey....didja hear he played football at Baylor?
  10. I'm the worst. It's true, everyone says so.
  11. Bingo. The Constitution of the USSR was incredibly robust in its declarations of rights, democratic norms, and limitations on the authority of the state. A Constitution is only as good as the willingness of those in power to abide by its limitations. The GQP has zero regard for any such limitations. So, quit fucking pretending they matter. The Rule of Law is never anything more than a mutual agreement, and once one side opts out of it, the agreement is completely dissolved.
  12. Seriously. Who knew that on the horseshoe, I'd end up meeting MAGA at point "contempt for all of humanity." We got there in different ways, but here we are, singing in harmony.
  13. This. The dominant voting demographic in this country is mouthbreathing morons. If you aren't speaking fluent mouthbreathing moron, you are wasting your fucking breath.
  14. That truly can't be ruled out. Because many of these dumbasses haven't grasped the difference between "performative" and "strategic." But...always expect the worst. In this timeline, you're rarely wrong.
  15. That's what a rational person would see and conclude. Fortunately, "rational people" in this country are rarer than albino ice jaguars.
  16. Maybe he got him mixed up with that other illustrious figure, Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington?
  17. That is one of the all-time most irrelevant questions. They don't have to give a shit whether a +10 blue district shoots up to +20, who cares? It's any competitive or at-risk district that matters. AND, it also matters that we won't even see some of those votes for weeks or months -- they'll be tied up in machines that were "seized by the authorities [ICE] for investigation of electoral irregularities." You keep thinking in quaint terms of "votes" and "counting." That's not the game anymore, man.
  18. Dis you?
  19. Only gotta subdue the pinch points in swing districts/states, where Dem voters can make a difference.
  20. I mean, if it makes you feel better, he looked like a total doofus in those ads. So much so that my wife commented "wait....bitch ditched Pescado for THAT dude?" Wait....maybe that doesn't make you feel better.
  21. Never, ever forget this. One of the largest, best-funded military forces in the world has been built up in the past few months. It is intended entirely for deployment domestically. Against us.
  22. Oh my lord. Made chicken sauce piquant last night. Then, had a holiday lunch today with barbecue, deviled eggs, and various sides. And just now in my office.....I almost had to get up and leave, no smell like that should emanate from a living human.
  23. Oh, no my friend....he wasn't an HEB manager. Just a dude who worked the meat counter. And we call him "H-E-Buddy" around here. Right, @Pescado_Rojo?
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