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Lou_Sassle

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Everything posted by Lou_Sassle

  1. Says the guy who uses cnn's words lol
  2. That goes both ways, chief.
  3. Aggy really won because they outscored and out hit the greatest team ever over a3 game series! Lol, fucking losers.
  4. Wait... so this Tennessee team is the "greatest team ever!"?.... those fucking losers just have to say something to justify choking away a championship once again lol
  5. I'm sure it's all a tu sip conspiracy! Tu paid the umps off to make sure atm doesn't win because dem sips is scared of the sleeping giant!
  6. There were s few questionable strike calls in that inning against atm... and I love it and can't wait for the aggie tears about it.
  7. Help me with my maths here... but isn't 2mil + 1.6mil x 4 only 8.4mil and not 9.2?
  8. I can't wait for the "HE SUCKED ANYWAY! I'M GLAD HE'S GONE! I'D MUCH RATHER HAVE THIS HARD NOSED, HARD WORKING, LIGHTLY RECRUITED LOW 3 STAR QB THAT WE PRIED AWAY FROM RECRUITING POWERHOUSE, BUFFALO!" comments after he inevitably decommits from them after seeing their abortion of an offense this year.
  9. Nah man...ALL dogs do this shit. It drives me nuts. I have a bluetick, an American treeing walker coonhound and a great dane (which are supposed to be one of the smartest dog breeds), and they all 3 do this.
  10. Oughta get some nice aggy tears outta that.
  11. Lol, why does the blowU pitcher have a Texas flag on her glove? Bitch, you chose to leave the state... don't be trying to act like you're proud to be from there and trying to represent it.
  12. After a hurricane, a whole shit ton of power line poles needed to be replaced. The local electric company hired a crew of UT grads, a team of Rice grads, and a team of aTm grads to do the work. After the first day, the crews came back to the foreman and he asked how man poles they got put in. The Rice crew said "we got 28 put in today." The UT crew said, "we got 30 put in today." The aTm crew looked at the foreman and said, "we got 3 put in!" The flabbergasted foreman looked at the aTm lead and said, "wtf, man!? Why'd you only get 3 done when the Texas guys and Rice guys got 30 and 28?" The aTm lead, with a smug look on his face, said to the foreman, "You should see how much of the pole they left sticking out of the ground!"
  13. Sheesh... username definitely checks out.
  14. From Cali... so probably USC or Oregon
  15. Why are you bringing Ketch into this?
  16. Pretty sure that was an April fool's day article...
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