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Lou_Sassle

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  1. It's amazing how bv's face is almost indistinguishable from Ben Stiller's.
  2. Here lies the fault in your argument. Jimbo is a shit developer and a shit play caller. It doesn't fucking matter how much "talent" they have on defense if their offense is being run my a functional retard, and they're averaging 20 points a game. You're never going to win a championship in this day and age with a shit offense.
  3. If you're able to stop being a gaping vag for one day, I will be both surprised and impressed. I just don't see it. Texas by at least 17.
  4. Overshown ruling just means he'll be fresh as fuck for a second half butt fucking of taco tech.
  5. Well yeah.... I'm pretty sure the plan was always for him to redshirt next year.
  6. Bama is just dropping bags on Hale because they're desperate for a head to head recruiting victory against the mighty Texum fighten Longhorns because they're scared of our momentum! They don't want the sleeping giant that is the Fighten Longhorns to wake up! Saban is just scared that sark is building a juggernaut here in A-town! Hook 'em!...... Did I do aggy right?
  7. Should've used more exclamation points
  8. It's real easy for a defense to look like shit in a hurry when the offense goes 3 and out in about 30 seconds of game time on every second half possession. As for the casey thumb thing, it's weird how his thumb only seemed to bother him when we played a decent defense.
  9. And after the 13th OT, the score remains 2-2 with both teams remaining in the double digits in total yards.
  10. I dont think you havarti the balls to follow through with that threat.
  11. Oh man, I might die of prolonged orgasm if a&m fired Dumbo and hired the ogre.
  12. I wandered the shitty tex-mex desert for many years when I moved to PA. I finally tried a place called LA Tolteca that I had seen before, but thought it looked too nice and stereotypically decored to be anything other than a "white woman named Martha" owned Yankee tex-mex joint. Imagine my surprise when I walked in and every single employee in that bitch was Mexican and speaking Spanish to each other. Best tex-mex I've had in PA.
  13. I think anyone that has Utah over Florida is fucking stupid. They have the same record and Florida win the head to head. They should matter.
  14. Ummm... I'm guessing he favors his mother?
  15. I guess we know who Haynes got the butthole eyes from...
  16. I think you mean "impending death"..... fucking dumb ass.
  17. We still have Cole Lourd as well, right?
  18. Bruh...check the username
  19. Her face looks like someone just stuck something in her butt
  20. I dont agree with that. Polls are supposed to reflect how good the coaches/media think a team is. Especially at the beginning of the season.
  21. BlowU losing to Kent state 3-0 midway through second quarter.... the football gods can't be THAT good to us today.... can they?
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