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Lou_Sassle

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Everything posted by Lou_Sassle

  1. That third one ain't a sell out, chief.
  2. Holy fucking fuck... even playing like total ass, Bama still manages to squeak out a win. If young doesn't play next week, Tennessee is going to beat the shit out of them.
  3. Bama playing sloppy as fuck. They should be up at least 3 tds.
  4. We play like this the rest of the year, there's no reason why we shouldn't win out. Just need to learn consistency.
  5. We win out and it won't matter
  6. I cannot believe we are just completely fucking dominating them like this. The only thing that'll make this day better is Bama beating the sheep fuckers by a similar score.
  7. Dude could've fucking walked in there! Fuck yeah
  8. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
  9. Now we just need to do the same thing in the second half.
  10. Nice fucking pass! Absolutely beautiful!
  11. I'm actually very surprised there's 5 teams worse than them.
  12. There's definitely some nudes. I found quite a lot, actually.... for surly research purposes
  13. It's amazing how bv's face is almost indistinguishable from Ben Stiller's.
  14. Here lies the fault in your argument. Jimbo is a shit developer and a shit play caller. It doesn't fucking matter how much "talent" they have on defense if their offense is being run my a functional retard, and they're averaging 20 points a game. You're never going to win a championship in this day and age with a shit offense.
  15. If you're able to stop being a gaping vag for one day, I will be both surprised and impressed. I just don't see it. Texas by at least 17.
  16. Overshown ruling just means he'll be fresh as fuck for a second half butt fucking of taco tech.
  17. Well yeah.... I'm pretty sure the plan was always for him to redshirt next year.
  18. Bama is just dropping bags on Hale because they're desperate for a head to head recruiting victory against the mighty Texum fighten Longhorns because they're scared of our momentum! They don't want the sleeping giant that is the Fighten Longhorns to wake up! Saban is just scared that sark is building a juggernaut here in A-town! Hook 'em!...... Did I do aggy right?
  19. Should've used more exclamation points
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