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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
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He added weight last year to get tougher. He lost a half step and got a severe high ankle sprain in the first half of game 1 and with Cal’s OL softer than wet dogshit, he had a terrible year. This year, he dropped the 10 extra lbs and he was “back” to his old self. Explosive and with the new OL and vastly improved OL coaching, he looked like he could have a big bounce back year. But going to BlowU? Smh he is a plus pass protection blocker and if he isnt the best pass catching rb in the nation, he is up there. His running style is very patient, he waits for holes to develop and when they do, he hits the gap hard. The question is, does Okie have an OL that will match his style? I’m not super optimistic for him. A really puzzling choice but I guess he clicked with Murray after his old RB coach left Cal and he needs that mentorship. Or something. He probably regrets turning down almost 7 figures from Georgia last year and thinks Oklahoma somehow makes him a better pro prospect cause he definitely left some money on the table in Berkeley to go to Norman. Whatever… -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
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The lure of playing for DaMarco Murray is overpowering for all but the hardiest of souls It is, he had a phenomenal spring by all accounts and seemed to be back to his 2023 form. -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
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Mendoza was his roommate so Indiana is a possibility. Cal is still working on him and his parents and family have been heavily invested in the team/family culture and activities (he is local to Cal, HS was like 30 minutes away). All that said, if Texas or Alabama really want him, he would be well served for development and future NFL draft positioning to look their way. We'll see. -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
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Kinda sorta true but not really. Yes, a couple of the big names are saying they won’t put more money in til Wilcox reports to Rivera but it’s dicey Cal politics at play and Rivera gets to do what he wants supposedly. The AD is going to be fired for cause but because of a lawsuit by the former women’s swimming coach (Teri McKeever), they can’t shitcan the AD yet because of liability. So it’s all fucked. There is money in the collective though… it ain’t Texas money but they will be bringing in another half dozen guys and if Ott and Endries leave, they’ll have a couple million to spread around. Ott is the highest earner… -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
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This one is pissing a lot of Cal people off. Supposedly, a team (BlowU?) was tampering and he renegotiated a significant pay raise as a result last week. Fine. Now, a team (same?) is in his ear about stagnation blah blah… and he portals. This despite Cal completely reworking their OL and their entire offense to feature him next season and he pulls this shit. Good fucking player but at some point, if the early whispers are accurate, you gotta pull the plug. Good luck, Jadyn. Sounds like the Cal coaches are trying to talk him off the ledge but I’m whatevs about it all -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
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He is a first down machine. Great hands. Tough as nails catching the ball in traffic. And that TD against Miami, they measured him at 20.8 mph or something. He outran the Miami DB. Dude is really good -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
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He’s a fuck beast. Decent blocker but one of the best pass catching TEs in the nation. Really fast for the position too -
the biggest (reverse) pump and dump in history
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
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this is the correct response. Dude is a decent player but not worth the silly money he was allegedly asking for. If he's the best available and texas has cash sitting around doing nothing...ok. But otherwise? Let Tech blow their load on this... -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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The EU wants to join Grimes in the "Pegging Elon with an oversized, veiny black dildo called the Black Mamba" club -
Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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both scenarios are horrific to think about but also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ELON, SUCK IT, BITACH -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
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I don’t think Bailey is worth the $ he supposedly wants. Per the Cal mods, it is a $ driven recruitment, he doesn’t give a fuck about Tech’s academics and if they overpay for him, he’ll go there IMO. -
Being the resident Cal apologist, I was shouting from the rooftops how awesome he was. Dude was/is a fucking rockstar
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