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    Impossible. We aren’t talking about Juantay Cookez after all
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    first thing I see when I wake up today is Chip Brown’s smashed up face. Jesus Christ
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    Counterpoint. 24/7 Lowell Galindo
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    So if I translate that from Helobious speak into English, that means Sanchez and Denver Harris were separated at birth and are basically the exact same, he’ll flame out of school in under 2 years and there is an 87% chance he goes to any school except Ohio State. Got it! Thanks, man
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    Any TAMU ad not featuring the Pussy Slayer is invalid
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    HOW IS THIS NOT A FONG BOMB?!?
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    Hardest thing about Furdie undergrad is getting in....ahhhh, dammit
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    Jesus Christ, its like I stumbled onto a Cal message board. Dick measuring over academic prowess between schools that aren't Texas for the win, I guess
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    Looks like a baby took a shit on that plate
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    Someone tell FrecklesDad to take that shit to CR
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    His huge cock, duh. He told us he had one so it must be true
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    The wife and I are discussing this as well. In Austin currently and bought acreage on top of a hill a couple years back out by Stonewall/Fredericksburg. We love the area but July and August fucking suck. We're thinking when the heat hits we take the dogs and go somewhere in the northwest, we loved Whidbey Island north of Seattle, that might end up being our Summer home with the Texas wine country being home the rest of the year
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