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Zhorn96

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  1. yeahhhhhh, not sure he was still porking that even back in the 90s. When I was in school, I worked as a valet downtown at restaurants. Dell would roll up in his Porche with a different chick every time. Always tipped us $1 too, the cheap motherfucker. So we started parking his car as far away as possible since we knew we were getting the same $1 tip every time
  2. Agree, I think he is a potential #1 pick in a couple years. Cal is going all in on having Poly coaches, keeping Rolovich as QB coach with his Hawaiian background and recruiting heavily from Hawaii (I want to say 6-7 current players are from there) is not hurting. Plus they are making him the centerpiece of the team. They promised him that if he stayed, they would get him all the players on offense. So far a top WR, TE. An RB with a high potential OL and rumors of 2 more top end WRs, another RB and some good OL pieces to come. He threw for 3k this year with absolute dogshit around him. The Cal WRs dropped, literally, 10 TDs this past season. Outside of JKS,DeJesus and to a lesser degree, Raphael, they fucking sucked on O. Cal is going all in on avoiding relegation to the G6. They had $20m roll in within 24 hours of Lupoi getting announced and more money has come since then. And there is other behind the scenes stuff brewing that I will believe when I see it announced. I expect them to have a monster portal class and potentially contend for an ACC title next year. Shit got real in Berkeley…
  3. Because he likes the school, they are paying him big money, and are spending big to put offensive weapons around him?
  4. Mohammad just committed to Cal
  5. pffft, Uluave would be a significant upgrade over Lefau. Is he better than the Wisconsin dude? Who knows
  6. a fair question. And I could be wrong, of course
  7. Rumor on Uluave is its a Cal vs BYU battle. UCLA thought they had a chance but that seems to have receded. He is from Utah so I suppose that would be the draw. Dont think he is Mormon though
  8. Bear Insider is the primary board that gets traffic. Write for California is also pretty heavy traffic. Rivals and 247 boards are virtual ghost towns
  9. Is that the name of a 2 star LB from the valley that Helo is convinced Texas should sign?
  10. Uluave had already verbally recommitted to Cal but it sounds like multiple money whip offers have come in and his agent wants to use this to up Cal’s offer (which will happen). I’d be mildly surprised if he leaves Cal but anything is possible. If he does come to Texas, he is a massive upgrade on Lifau
  11. His current ask is $1m for next season. Cal has him on a visit already but I would be surprised if they pay that. They need a whole new starting defense, some rbs, a bunch of WRs and a couple of starting tackles. Cal has significant money this year but they have to spread it around some.
  12. Apparently Cal’s coaches and recruiting staff are all following Jagger on X now. No other intel besides that and while Cal needs 4 or 5 WRs, their problem this season was dropped passes all over the field. Doesn’t seem like that would be alleviated if he ends up in Berkeley
  13. Maybe Arch won’t let him have the leftovers from all the girls knocking on their door every night. “C’mon Arch, you’ve already got 3 in there with you! “ “Fuck off Jagger, you dropped too many last game”
  14. Helobious must’ve just found out that Baugh’s family Americanized their family name from Baughtinez.
  15. Ive heard he’s a good kid
  16. I think they had an unofficial coach in waiting there so this wont move the chaos needle much
  17. I mean, they could enhance the fan experience with that kind of money. Strippers and cocaine for everyone!
  18. Tosh Lupoi to Cal very close to complete
  19. He and Luck are besties. Or something like that
  20. Tosh Lupoi to Cal looks nailed on, details are being ironed out. On3 stating recruits are being told he is the new coach and other insiders stating things are moving extremely rapidly with donors lined up to pay for him
  21. He is an athletic freak if I remember right. When he committed to Cal the mods were all “uhhhh NFL body like now”. I think he is pretty raw but I am going off memory from 6 months ago. High upside player but might take a year or two to find his sea legs
  22. Furd provides "free" housing to their football coaches as part of their salary package. It is straight up country club shit but a very nice incentive because PA and the surrounding Silicon Valley is definitely crazy $
  23. Wilcox is a really not good head coach in virtually every area except being a nice guy. DC is his level. No idea if Lupoi will be a good HC or not but dunno how anyone can say he’d be a step down
  24. All depends on his coordinator choices. The $ wants him so I think it’ll happen. He won’t be calling plays but setting culture and recruiting and he is good at that.
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