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    Well, that’s useful
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    I did NOT see that coming
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    Yes but, his nickname is JMoney so he has to be good.
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    I mean, I think I mentioned on here once before but when I was a valet in college, Mikie always tipped a dollar regardless of whether he was bringing his wife or any of his blond, early twenties “nieces” to the restaurant we were working at. So I’m good with people calling him cheap
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    A LOT
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    seriously. Most schools are delighted with 2 or 3
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    Even better, my first job out of UT while I was taking a decade to get my shit together, was to run the mailrooms of a variety of the big firms in downtown Austin. Got some good stories out of it, including possibly the least surprising bit of news ever. “Z, I need you to do all the copies yourself. Highly confidential!” So of course I read the filing… our firm was defending Dennis Rodman for knowingly banging a chick while he had a herpes flare up and she sued him. Well no shit, girl. Dennis Rodman? Herpes? Color me shocked. Made me sad thinking about Carmen Electra though… that poor vagina of hers smh
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    I'm aware, just thought it might be of interest here. I expect Cal to be getting a bunch of mid to highish tier guys but not top end. Their donors have bankrolled NIL to escape anything resembling last year's historically bad dogshit season
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    Tech transfer Fardaws Aimaq to Cal... probably wasn't on Texas's radar
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    Oh Aggies…
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    Talk about a fate worse than death. Booze is the only thing that makes a cruise tolerable
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    Is Ketch why no one dresses up as a ham for Halloween anymore? Fear of being raped or devoured? Or being raped then devoured?
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    Aggies fattening him up to prepare for the next Ice Age
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    My granddad had 2 brothers who settled in Hawaii and married local girls. There is now a sizable population of huge Polys on the islands with my very Anglo last name
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    Milwee got pretty far in the Cal OC interview process but I think he got paid to sit tight at Texas? Not sure of the exact reason but he went from 1 of 2 front runners to bowing out. That Spavital got fired at Texas State and got the Cal OC job very quickly
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    Aggie logic in full effect
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    Degree? What degree?
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    Watching most of the DL room run a train on your wife requires concentration
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    In case anyone had forgotten
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    Momma was ill so Demetris transferred home to Georgia but got stuck behind an assembly line of NFL WRs. Got injured some and never quite panned out. Thrived in Dykes system at Cal and if he had stayed there, wouldve been the feature of the offense and a likely NFL pick. Rumor was the family was shopping for a full ride for his twin sister and I cant remember if that caused problems but once his Mom got serious ill, he was coming home ASAP.
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