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    They cant cause NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE ALLURE AND MAJESTY OF UT EMPLOYMENT
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    Ludwig is ok but anything but innovative
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    ummm, OU ain't matching shit
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    why the fuck is Tom Herman in this picture
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    Ok, so I may or may not have just had some Scotch but if I read this thread right… Beard walked in on his daughter getting pegged by Lowell Galindo? Or Beard was pegging Lowell? Or his daughter was doing the pegging? And the fiancé (not a dude but spelled like one) who is bipolar started slappin? And then shit got real? im confused. Who butt fucked who?
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    so you’re saying numbers are an issue?
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    he was clearly made before Petrino learned how to ride motorcycles
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    I would be ebullient if KPimp told OSU to go fuck themselves
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    When I was at UT and was a valet at a restaurant downtown, Dell would roll in periodically. First time, we parked him up front. He gave us a $1 tip. Next time, we parked him as far away as we possibly could. He gave us a $1 tip. Not sure what that says about him except that he is a cheap motherfucker
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    He did but once he got outed and fired, he didn't anymore...and his success ended Stanford has fallen apart since he left...not a coincidence. Everyone in the Bay knew they were roided up to their eyeballs
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    no roids, no success. Shocking
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    havent visited this thread in a while but 'furd fell off a cliff when they fired their roid supplying S&C coach in 2019. After that, they started their descent into suckitude. This isn't that hard to figure out
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    lotta herpes in that pic
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    can’t imagine why that would be. Doesn’t look like a Bison Tits at al… goddamit
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    Cal hiring Spavital as OC so Marion isn’t headed there
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    lotta herpes in that pic
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    God dammit, someone left KKL’s butt plug in my yard
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    those sheep wont fuck themselves
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    fucking Aggies... its "you're" for fucks sake
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    Jesus, announcers just outed Aranda for being a dickbag. “Loves Dave Mathews Band”. Yikes
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    Brutal protection

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