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Zhorn96

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  1. this libel of Helobious's efforts is getting to be too much. HE ONLY GIVES HANDJOBS TO DEFENSIVE TACKLES. None of this punter shit. You fuckers need to show him some respect
  2. At least it’s DTs and not like a punter or tight ends. DTs give you street cred. Not gonna lie, I’m a little jelly
  3. But but but he’s only a 3 star in reality! Ags are never wrong about these things
  4. seems pretty clear to me. Thank you for your service!
  5. its Indiana apparently. Been in the works for weeks and his brother is also there. Family loves Cignetti, etc. "Slight" upgrade in coaching I would think haha
  6. He got paid this year but yeah, definite point.
  7. Check that...Indiana. Oy vey
  8. Cal QB, Fernando Mendoza, in the portal. Be shocking if he ends up anywhere but Miami
  9. I just called my bookie and put $10k on North Shore. Thanks Helo!
  10. Sturdivant has cratered since leaving Cal. Hard pass. Maybe a take for Texas State
  11. If he hadn't gotten that dumbshit fully guaranteed contract to keep Oregon from "poaching him" after going 5-7, he would've been gone already. Christ, to think the Ducks (allegedly) offered Wilcox the job which he turned down and then they offered Lanning blows my mind. Talk about dodging a bullet in Eugene... the landscape of college football would be plenty different if he had taken that job.
  12. Couple things... The university has taken over the stadium debt so it is off the ADs budget. Also, I was specifically referring to football when I say they have some money. There is recognition, belatedly, that the revenue sports have to thrive or the entire bloated 30 sport athletic department will come crashing down. I expect the bulk of the House $ requirement (once it gets sorted out in court) to be devoted to football with Men's bball getting most of the rest of the $20M a year. They SHOULD cut 7-10 sports but they wont and there is a big push to self fund the non rev sports. Golf just got it with the gift mentioned above. Rowing, Swimming, Rugby and Water polo are similar. Baseball and Women's bball are black holes. Baseball got saved by a single donor a few years back and that money is almost gone so we'll see what happens there.
  13. they are trying. The collapse against Miami was a killer, the floodgates would've opened if they had won that one but there are numerous holdouts because Wilcox sucks as a Coach CEO and there is a general lack of belief in him. But Cal cant afford to give him $15M to go away... 2025 will be his tipping point, ridiculously easy schedule but they need 15-20 transfers to bolster the OL and the entire Defense (losing 9 starters)
  14. Cal has more money than you think. It's not SEC money but there is decent $ there. Plus, lets not forget that sweet $10M Calimony for the next few years haha
  15. there is a strong rumor that in addition to Harsin, a "Special Assistant" will be hired at Cal who has extensive head coaching experience and innovative offenses. Lot of noise about Chris Petersen getting the old gang together since Wilcox was his DC and Harsin his OC for so long. We'll see.
  16. Yes but… if you bet against Helo’s game picks, you’ll be a millionaire in about a week. So he’s got that going for him in the plus column
  17. Georgia’s printers are FUCKED
  18. I'm not one to do the ever popular self quote but...
  19. coach just went to Utah State and his OC to Utah. I'd be pretty surprised if he isn't in the state of Utah next year
  20. got a lap dance from a worn out stripper named Pegasus once. I think stopping at the tin roofed shack off the road between Corpus and Port A should've clued me in but boys will be boys, I suppose. Pegasus was a nice old girl so the comfortable and supportive descriptors work...
  21. So Sharma is a lock to Texas then...have another burrito snack, Ketch
  22. And y’all didn’t want to call him KBake. Shiiiiiiiiittttttt
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