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Zhorn96

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  1. More optimal 9-7
  2. Ruh roh Raggy
  3. Well that was suboptimal
  4. Talk about grease fires... I cant get the visual of those two hammering each other in a pork fest. Fuck
  5. those 37 concussions you had as a youth are killing you now, man
  6. No one overrates Joey Freshwater
  7. of course
  8. obvio, duh
  9. Clearly hoping to see ketch explode, like full pork body meat explosion. 17% chance that happens at any given moment
  10. Not gonna lie, my eyes tractor beamed on those titties and I never saw anything else
  11. Zhorn96

    49-0

    god dammit, someone had to say it... *you're
  12. Jesus, that final play call sucked dong
  13. I’m starting to think that Bama is not very good
  14. Sideshow Bob is killing my chubby.
  15. It’s like 4 full games from Iowa
  16. 354 yards at the half
  17. I AM GRUNTLED
  18. I AM GRUNTLED
  19. I bet after listening to Lowell for a few minutes, the Russians would surrender even faster. The down side is, the Ukrainians would surrender also. Anything to escape from that shit
  20. There is literally no point other than to make yourself look like a naive dipshit. I would be mortified if my company ever even suggested putting something like that in there. There is no benefit at all. “Coach is REALLY important to us but he can leave whenever he wants if he feels like it”. Jesus
  21. Jesus fucking Christ… I negotiate contracts for a living and that’s the dumbest, hokiest shit I have ever seen
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