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Zhorn96

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  1. Clearly hoping to see ketch explode, like full pork body meat explosion. 17% chance that happens at any given moment
  2. Not gonna lie, my eyes tractor beamed on those titties and I never saw anything else
  3. Zhorn96

    49-0

    god dammit, someone had to say it... *you're
  4. Jesus, that final play call sucked dong
  5. I’m starting to think that Bama is not very good
  6. Sideshow Bob is killing my chubby.
  7. It’s like 4 full games from Iowa
  8. 354 yards at the half
  9. I AM GRUNTLED
  10. I AM GRUNTLED
  11. I bet after listening to Lowell for a few minutes, the Russians would surrender even faster. The down side is, the Ukrainians would surrender also. Anything to escape from that shit
  12. There is literally no point other than to make yourself look like a naive dipshit. I would be mortified if my company ever even suggested putting something like that in there. There is no benefit at all. “Coach is REALLY important to us but he can leave whenever he wants if he feels like it”. Jesus
  13. Jesus fucking Christ… I negotiate contracts for a living and that’s the dumbest, hokiest shit I have ever seen
  14. Sooner and an Aggie are walking down a country road when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. Sooner says “Hey Aggie, what do you say we help that sheep out?” While swiveling his hips. Aggie says “yeah yeah yeah.” so the Sooner gets behind the sheep and proceeds to fuck it. “Ok Aggie, your turn” he says. So the Aggie walks up to the fence and sticks his head in to get it stuck. that’s the nicest I can be to a Sooner
  15. Looch gettin’ chippy. Working on his top 44 list is stressful
  16. Explosive journalism even
  17. ZeroU's defense is not very good
  18. SIDESHOW BOB
  19. well that wasnt good
  20. Card is a gazelle
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