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Zhorn96

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  1. coach just went to Utah State and his OC to Utah. I'd be pretty surprised if he isn't in the state of Utah next year
  2. got a lap dance from a worn out stripper named Pegasus once. I think stopping at the tin roofed shack off the road between Corpus and Port A should've clued me in but boys will be boys, I suppose. Pegasus was a nice old girl so the comfortable and supportive descriptors work...
  3. So Sharma is a lock to Texas then...have another burrito snack, Ketch
  4. And y’all didn’t want to call him KBake. Shiiiiiiiiittttttt
  5. Impossible. We aren’t talking about Juantay Cookez after all
  6. first thing I see when I wake up today is Chip Brown’s smashed up face. Jesus Christ
  7. Counterpoint. 24/7 Lowell Galindo
  8. So if I translate that from Helobious speak into English, that means Sanchez and Denver Harris were separated at birth and are basically the exact same, he’ll flame out of school in under 2 years and there is an 87% chance he goes to any school except Ohio State. Got it! Thanks, man
  9. Any TAMU ad not featuring the Pussy Slayer is invalid
  10. HOW IS THIS NOT A FONG BOMB?!?
  11. Hardest thing about Furdie undergrad is getting in....ahhhh, dammit
  12. Jesus Christ, its like I stumbled onto a Cal message board. Dick measuring over academic prowess between schools that aren't Texas for the win, I guess
  13. Looks like a baby took a shit on that plate
  14. Someone tell FrecklesDad to take that shit to CR
  15. His huge cock, duh. He told us he had one so it must be true
  16. The wife and I are discussing this as well. In Austin currently and bought acreage on top of a hill a couple years back out by Stonewall/Fredericksburg. We love the area but July and August fucking suck. We're thinking when the heat hits we take the dogs and go somewhere in the northwest, we loved Whidbey Island north of Seattle, that might end up being our Summer home with the Texas wine country being home the rest of the year
  17. Beryl you fat cunt. I live a couple miles east of i35 in Austin and we won’t see a drop of rain
  18. Lulz, going from Danville CA to Collie Station will be an interesting cultural adjustment
  19. The power of KBake has been revealed! Or not, he might just like Austin better than Lubbock
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