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    Lance St Louis starring in Ass Attack VII: Balls Deep?
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    except long snapper. LANCE ST LOUIS IS ALREADY IN THE FOLD, BITCHES
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    I was at the TCU game yesterday. Cal’s dogshit offense put 32 on them and it should’ve been over 40 if their coaches could rub 2 brain cells together. Their secondary outside of LT Jr sucks and they barely put pressure on Cal’s QB. Their D is not very good. Evans is a fuckbeast but take your “TCU is going to kick our ass” bullshit somewhere else
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    Cheeks?
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    Ketch is the real "El Wingador"
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    I think the duck has proved it brings itself, regardless of what we want
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    5 hours early?!?!?
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    Oregon with the surprise swoop
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    Seriously, DeSean Jackson, Juju Smith-Schuster, Willie McGinnest… plus Cameron Diaz. All around school
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    Thank you! I was all “where is the we’re fucking going 15-0, bitches!” selection? This poll is bullshit
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    DTR has always been maddeningly inconsistent. So many physical gifts but damn, string a couple drives together, my man
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    Hawaii is… not good
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    It was inevitable that he would go 4-4 and a TD after I said that. 2nd half goals… have DTR throw every down til he gets it right.
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    Stanfuck is in a downward trajectory and I am not sold on Lake at UW. If Cal can find an offense, they’ll be very good, covid killed them last year. Utah, UCLA and Arizona State should be pretty good. Rest of the conference is dogshit
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    Hawaii seems bad. Like seriously dogshit bad. DTR has been total trash. RBs and online look excellent but Hawaii run D… a 5 year old would roll up a hundy on those fuckers. UCLA D looks good but the Hawaii QB… fucking hell he sucks so I am still in a wait and see mode on UCLA. They might be good but Hawaii isn’t going to answer that question IMO
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    they also cloned a sheep and a football player kidnapped it so... aggy
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    ever been to Bakersfield? Oy
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    thought that was Baylor chicks
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    its not just BYU, its all the Mormon communities. Their church day is set up between age group gatherings and sermons. So from a young age, you spend time with good Mormons of the opposite sex every week. Once you get to college, the boys do a year, then go on a mission, come back and the freshmen girls are there for marriage purposes. Several of my cousins followed this route almost to a T. One side of my family is Mormon and I am the great great grandson of a 4th wife who got put aside when polygamy was outlawed. All I gotta say is...not my scene
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    Butter teeth aint coming through that door, fans
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    pretty sure Quidditch chicks are not getting any posrep on here
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    ok, you only need to eat 1 or 2 dicks now
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    isnt Cal Texas's primary competition for the Quidditch national championship every year? It wouldn't surprise me. Couple years ago I used to play soccer at Clark periodically and the Quidditch dorks would be out there running around with broomsticks between their legs. smh

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