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  1. Zhorn96
    Fuck so close
  2. Zhorn96
    Miracle?
  3. Zhorn96
    Miracle?
  4. Zhorn96
    No miracle
  5. Zhorn96
    Miracle time
  6. Zhorn96
    Well that’s ballgame. Fucking fuck of all fucks
  7. Zhorn96
    Goddamn that Washington kicker is ugly. That’s the only shit I can talk right now
  8. Zhorn96
    They need to measure a full yard short? Christ
  9. Zhorn96
    They’re… Husky
  10. Zhorn96
    Got to keep pounding the ball against these fuckers
  11. Zhorn96
    Thank you Washington
  12. Zhorn96
    What is that fucking play call? Oy
  13. Zhorn96
    100% guaranteed that guy has buttfucked more than 1 chicken in his life
  14. Zhorn96
    seriously, I don’t need to wake up to this shit. I’m looking for Aggie tears not salad tossing, you fucking assholes
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    I like to say a healthy fuck you to Davante Adams, Diontae Johnson, Fucking Waddle and horseface Travor Lawrence. Thats my playoffs completely shit on. Need a 50 point miracle from McCaffrey to have a prayer.
  17. Zhorn96
    you cant spell "Violently buttfucked" without "Geoff Ketchum ate all the Christmas ham"
  18. Zhorn96
    He’s the (self proclaimed) BEST IN THE BUSINESS
  19. Zhorn96
    Let me get this straight… Landon is the best in the business, Wells is one of the best… what does that make Ketch? Looch? Anwar? CHIP BROWN?!?!? this shit is confusing
  20. Zhorn96
    Haven’t heard any specific whispers with him but it wouldn’t surprise me. He’s not a #1 at a big time school IMO but he’s be an excellent piece in a top end WR room. Decent size, thick for a WR, good but not elite speed, good hands, good route runner. Had the other teams top CB on him for the last 2 years and still pulled 60 balls a year in awful to so-so offenses.
  21. Zhorn96
    Is a good player… didn’t get utilized super well and wants to get showcased in his final year. Feels like a #3 wr at a school like Texas. A poor man’s AD Mitchell
  22. Zhorn96
    But have you actually met Stew E? I myself have not
  23. Zhorn96
    I was going to say "Missing the family sheep getting buttfucked in the living room" but yeah, your version works too
  24. Zhorn96
    At least IT has some entertainment value because Nahlin is such an asshole. Compare it to Orangebloods… OB is just Ketch going all Jabba on a 10,000 gallon tub full of cheap pasta and Anwar verbally masturbating his bad takes into some sort of Bizarro reality
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    hey Ketch, here are some fun facts you may be interested in

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