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I hope its not Robert Killebrew cause if it is, CTJ is going to shit himself

This is what happens when the commit announcements run dry. Today it's "Stanfraud sucks", tomorrow it'll be "Surly's tips for knitting" and before we know it people will be digging up the German porn classic "Alle männlichen Cheerleader essen Scheiße bei Kyle Field" and holding watch parties. No one wants this...

I would tend to disagree here, but I have cousin who has been with Stanford about 15 years now, and when asked about this she just gives a smirk and says "Stanford has a great grad program for the most part" Make of that however you want, but she wont discuss undergrad.. The grad program is outstanding, world class and deserves plenty of respect. Their undergrad is a morass of grade inflation and entitlement. Getting a 4.0 at 'furd undergrad consists of having a warm pulse and showing up to most of the classes

I hate Stanford with the fire of a thousand suns but that sentence was intended as sarcasm. I have also heard that he is a really nice, good person. Their campus still looks like Taco Bell had an abortion though so lets knock it off about the "beautiful" nonsense

Meh, look at his requirements 1. Education- Toughest thing about 'furd is getting in. Its a joke after that. So strike one 2. Status of the program- 'furd is heading down down down. The talent has thinned considerably and the days of 10-2 and competing for the Pac 12 are over. Strike 2 3. Coaching stability- David Shaw's program playbook is coming undone and he is being exposed for the 2nd rate coach that he is. When you dont have a McCaffrey or Love and your high end OL recruits "miss" and are average, 30 TEs and a cloud of dust doesnt work so well anymore. Shaw is gone from 'furd in the next few years IMO. Strike 3 This is what I tell myself anyway. They are still tricking recruits into going there so shame on them. Fuck Taco Bell U

i suppose that's fair. In general, I think ESPN's ratings are trash. Rivals is ok outside of the West Coast, which they largely ignore. 247 is by far the best IMO

Does anyone take ESPN ratings seriously?

this is my work computer wallpaper

I read this right after "Ain't no way a single girl can beat off 5 dudes" and was all wtf have I been missing at Macaroni Grill all these years?

Maybe its just me but I would be wary of posting anything of a person carrying an extended selfie stick and walking towards a building with "Boys Pavilion" posted on it

Fuck Stanford and their fake ass bullshit, their Taco Bell wannabe campus and their hairy, fugly women

Feeding at the trough with Mike

Jabba the Roach speaks

Fuck Stanford... that is all

True but the West doesn't produce many top end DL in general, especially Tackles. OL is different but so far, there doesn't seem to be a ton of top end OL talent in CA this year. Going to be really tough to project some of these guys too with limited to no season.

The difference this year in CA though is that outside of the top 10 or 12, there isn't anyone Texas would want IMO that they couldn't pull an equivalent or better from Texas. And look at the positions represented there. Domani Jackson is locked in at SC. Texas doesn't need RBs or DBs from CA, probably doesn't need OL from there, so its down to WR (maybe? Seems like we're locked in for a monster haul from Texas this year) or LBs. They got Murphy and that might be it unless they can pull Williams. I'll believe MacMillan in burnt orange when I see it. He's got Notre Dame, 'furd or SC written all over him. I dont think we'll pull Tuihalamaka and who knows what is going on with David Bailey. So I just don't see Texas getting much more from California this year. He's right about AZ though. I don't know what ASU or Zona is doing in that state but they don't get ANY of the best players from there. Like EVER. And the talent base and quality of football is exploding there.

Its hard to find a bad Alison Brie gif but this one really shows off her dedication to her craft. Now, back to 'crootin

was going to say, thought that it was Baptist girls who would fall for the "do anal so Jesus wont be mad at you" argument

he should've stuck to wearing his ice cream suit cheer gear instead of foraying into politics

to be fair, that Estonian ship would fuck up that rubber speedboat

I was told we would have 20 5 star commits by now. Confused