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Zhorn96

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  1. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    Horvath holy fuck x2
  2. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    subbed out already
  3. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    you obviously havent watched my Sunday League team play defense
  4. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    lulz, McKennie equalizes
  5. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    ugh. saw that coming. Lainez is already eating Ream alive
  6. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    In other news, Chad Ochocinco just got knocked the fuck out. I didn't even know he was boxing
  7. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    they shifting to 4-3-3?
  8. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    It makes you wonder how good the US could be if they had Tata Martinez as their coach. But no, doesn't speak English so wasn't considered. USSF Fucktards. He's so damn good.
  9. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    15? Try 35. There are only about 6 teams in CONCACAF that can ever qualify. Panama is done for a generation but maybe Canada slots in since they have some nice players but past Mexico, the US, Honduras, Costa Rica, Jamaica when they add a bunch of English born dudes plus 1 more (currently maybe Canada), the rest of the federation is complete dogshit
  10. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    Horns up 10-0 going to the bottom of the 3rd. Fairfield feeling like this
  11. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    Adams would calm things and even with his rust he is Acosta x5. At some point Aaronson on for Sargent would be interested. That dude looks lightweight but he always sems to be around the ball in goal scoring situations. I like him
  12. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    yeah, only way Pulisic comes out is if he gets murdered by a Mexican tackle
  13. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    Horns up 6-0 top 3rd in baseball
  14. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    I like Steffen. He needs more than 11 games a year though
  15. Zhorn96 replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    US doesn't have 3 international level CBs as it is. With Long and Richards injured, we've got 1. Can't imagine Miazga is as bad as McKenzie though. And someone please take Ream out behind the shed and end his misery
  16. I didn’t realize there was an “Ohio” channel on pornhub
  17. What happens when more than one person thinks about the music of REM and Skid Row simultaneously
  18. I didn't think it was possible for me to yearn for a return to the Econ/Finance jerkoff session but jesus fuck, if its more of that versus whatever the fuck happened in the last 2 pages I am all in. And you guys shit on me for bitching about Stanford. Fuck. All. Of. You.
  19. I hope its not Robert Killebrew cause if it is, CTJ is going to shit himself
  20. This is what happens when the commit announcements run dry. Today it's "Stanfraud sucks", tomorrow it'll be "Surly's tips for knitting" and before we know it people will be digging up the German porn classic "Alle männlichen Cheerleader essen Scheiße bei Kyle Field" and holding watch parties. No one wants this...
  21. I would tend to disagree here, but I have cousin who has been with Stanford about 15 years now, and when asked about this she just gives a smirk and says "Stanford has a great grad program for the most part" Make of that however you want, but she wont discuss undergrad.. The grad program is outstanding, world class and deserves plenty of respect. Their undergrad is a morass of grade inflation and entitlement. Getting a 4.0 at 'furd undergrad consists of having a warm pulse and showing up to most of the classes
  22. I hate Stanford with the fire of a thousand suns but that sentence was intended as sarcasm. I have also heard that he is a really nice, good person. Their campus still looks like Taco Bell had an abortion though so lets knock it off about the "beautiful" nonsense
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