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Zhorn96

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  1. Well that’s ballgame. Fucking fuck of all fucks
  2. Goddamn that Washington kicker is ugly. That’s the only shit I can talk right now
  3. They need to measure a full yard short? Christ
  4. Got to keep pounding the ball against these fuckers
  5. What is that fucking play call? Oy
  6. 100% guaranteed that guy has buttfucked more than 1 chicken in his life
  7. seriously, I don’t need to wake up to this shit. I’m looking for Aggie tears not salad tossing, you fucking assholes
  8. I like to say a healthy fuck you to Davante Adams, Diontae Johnson, Fucking Waddle and horseface Travor Lawrence. Thats my playoffs completely shit on. Need a 50 point miracle from McCaffrey to have a prayer.
  9. you cant spell "Violently buttfucked" without "Geoff Ketchum ate all the Christmas ham"
  10. He’s the (self proclaimed) BEST IN THE BUSINESS
  11. Let me get this straight… Landon is the best in the business, Wells is one of the best… what does that make Ketch? Looch? Anwar? CHIP BROWN?!?!? this shit is confusing
  12. Haven’t heard any specific whispers with him but it wouldn’t surprise me. He’s not a #1 at a big time school IMO but he’s be an excellent piece in a top end WR room. Decent size, thick for a WR, good but not elite speed, good hands, good route runner. Had the other teams top CB on him for the last 2 years and still pulled 60 balls a year in awful to so-so offenses.
  13. Is a good player… didn’t get utilized super well and wants to get showcased in his final year. Feels like a #3 wr at a school like Texas. A poor man’s AD Mitchell
  14. But have you actually met Stew E? I myself have not
  15. I was going to say "Missing the family sheep getting buttfucked in the living room" but yeah, your version works too
  16. At least IT has some entertainment value because Nahlin is such an asshole. Compare it to Orangebloods… OB is just Ketch going all Jabba on a 10,000 gallon tub full of cheap pasta and Anwar verbally masturbating his bad takes into some sort of Bizarro reality
  17. hey Ketch, here are some fun facts you may be interested in
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