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Zhorn96

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  1. That’s the face of a man who knows he shouldn’t have eaten 2 fully loaded burritos for lunch and is just waiting for the diarrhea to hit before he calls it a day
  2. All good man, I’ve been there. Like I said in my previous post, wasn’t talking about our guy just why he might have been overlooked
  3. Uhh ok, I grew up there, dude. Maybe it has changed in the past however many years but Oakland Tech and Skyline are the only academic schools worth a shit and they’re nothing special. And OAL football is fucking godawful, dunno if they still do it but they used to play the SF public school champion as their “bowl” and the only thing that sucks worse than the OAL is SF public school football. If you’ll note who Texas is recruiting out there, it’s all private school guys outside of Jones out in the rich folks area in the East Bay. And I wasn’t commenting on our new guy. The question was asked why no one wanted him… the OAL is largely ignored by recruiters since it sucks and my academic comment was directed towards all the “good kids” fleeing to the plethora of catholic schools in the area. Oakland high, Castlemont, Mcclymonds and Fremont are an absolute beating. McClymonds has a wall with barbed wire around it for fucks sake. so calm the fuck down, k thanks
  4. Oakland HS football is awful, violent dogshit. Virtually all of the talent gets siphoned off to the local Catholic schools (of which there are many in the area). There is an occasional fringe P5 guy that gets picked up but the last star I can remember was Marshawn Lynch. Probs been 1 or 2 since but a lot flame out because of grades too. OAL is...not strong academically
  5. Is that the look he gave when he was informed that he has 4 more babies on the way? He’s up to 12 now?
  6. It was suggested that he should medically retire. He chose Long Beach instead
  7. Agree. Cal is his other finalist and the vibe over there thinks much the same. They’re optimistic cause they think Texas will get a “better” option
  8. He was committed to Cal forever in HS, TCU swooped in with a pretty solid bag right before signing day. Made a diff for his family so all good but it didn’t have much to do with his little brother
  9. Williams is really fucking good. Imagine someone is going to pay him a lot
  10. Dude is a walking MASH unit. Cal thought he should medically retire but he is trying for one more (likely small) bag. Madsen didn't try to hold on to him and Cal has like 3 players left after Madsen started kicking guys to the curb this week. That should say plenty...
  11. supposedly wants big $ and Furd reports suggest that he isn't worth it. More style than substance
  12. he is undoubtedly the King of College Station
  13. but would it be different on the moon?!? Maybe the weightless environment will turn it into a floating amoeba like gang bang. Or maybe it would still just be porking the larger Americans in our midst
  14. Get some moon meat to go with those chickpeas and our hero will slay all the space pussy
  15. Is his nickname “4 figs”?
  16. Dear UCLA, Please please please hire David Shaw. Sincerely, Prepare Your Anus
  17. I was always bemused that the naughty sex kitten in Valley Girl (Elizabeth Daily, far left of pic above) would go on to be one of the most annoying voices in the history of television. Tommy Pickles in Rugruts can burn in fucking hell for eternity. ok, off topic is out of my system. Back to more KBake talk
  18. Mailbox358 here we come!
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