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Zhorn96

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  1. It was suggested that he should medically retire. He chose Long Beach instead
  2. Agree. Cal is his other finalist and the vibe over there thinks much the same. They’re optimistic cause they think Texas will get a “better” option
  3. He was committed to Cal forever in HS, TCU swooped in with a pretty solid bag right before signing day. Made a diff for his family so all good but it didn’t have much to do with his little brother
  4. Williams is really fucking good. Imagine someone is going to pay him a lot
  5. Dude is a walking MASH unit. Cal thought he should medically retire but he is trying for one more (likely small) bag. Madsen didn't try to hold on to him and Cal has like 3 players left after Madsen started kicking guys to the curb this week. That should say plenty...
  6. supposedly wants big $ and Furd reports suggest that he isn't worth it. More style than substance
  7. he is undoubtedly the King of College Station
  8. but would it be different on the moon?!? Maybe the weightless environment will turn it into a floating amoeba like gang bang. Or maybe it would still just be porking the larger Americans in our midst
  9. Get some moon meat to go with those chickpeas and our hero will slay all the space pussy
  10. Dear UCLA, Please please please hire David Shaw. Sincerely, Prepare Your Anus
  11. I was always bemused that the naughty sex kitten in Valley Girl (Elizabeth Daily, far left of pic above) would go on to be one of the most annoying voices in the history of television. Tommy Pickles in Rugruts can burn in fucking hell for eternity. ok, off topic is out of my system. Back to more KBake talk
  12. Have some respect. There isnt a single person on this board who slays as much pussy as our man in the middle of this pic
  13. Seriously. I'd rather have cheese puns and the "Charms of Charleston" discussion than that shit
  14. Fuck that, their fans are dicks, almost as bad as Oregon's or SC's. The non UW graduate fans there are the worst
  15. Ketch, I am not going to call you a fat bitch this time, I promise. Question for you... let's say you and Looch are hammering some Kentucky Deluxe one night and one thing leads to another and suddenly Looch is fisting you violently. By accident, his Aggie ring catches on your prostate and rips it out but when it comes out, it is a fully formed, delicious ham. My question is...do you eat that ham?
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