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Grande Mart

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  1. That Texas fan up there needs to pop the balloon snake
  2. That's not actually a balloon snake, they just emptied out stoop's bag of dicks
  3. ref had some ideas for the next chapter of her novel
  4. none of those girls would walk up to Oldacre like that out in the parking lot
  5. In retrospect, it was kinda funny that he did that archer imitation celebration like he was a sharpshooter after throwing that pass that was only good because it was so bad and off target that it ended up being easier for their receiver to adjust to than our defender.
  6. They showed a Texas fan in the crowd yesterday with a baseball cap that had a big SEC logo and a little Longhorn in the middle of it. I figured it musty have been a christmas gift from a girlfriend or someone who didn't understand football, but they made him feel obligated to wear it, or he had to to get laid or something.
  7. The two point conversion throw was awesome too, didn't end up needing it, but could have been critical.
  8. He worked hard to put the announcer hex on Auburn, kept quoting how many extra points in a row he has made, said he was 9 for 9 in some arbitrary range that happened to be where the kick was from before one of the misses. So yes, I blame him for Auburn's misses
  9. Woulda been nice to block that punt at the beginning of the game.
  10. Duirng the Gameday segment on him, his mom said he would put on a football helmet and run straight into telephone poles as a kid. Probably started about that time.
  11. Dwarf tossing is technically against the rules in American football
  12. I wonder how Ohio State would fare against the great armies of history.
  13. Can't decide if he is a bulky hobbit or a dwarf.
  14. I'd like to believe it was because he was out downing cold keystone lights and banging ASU coeds til 7 in the morning last night.
  15. Smart to call his teammate off of the possible illegal block there
  16. I thought the same thing at first, but you can't punch someone in the head. Stupid on so many levels. He's punching a helmet for fuck's sake.
  17. Did anyone happen to notice the bullshit roughing the passer call?
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