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Grande Mart

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  1. No win scenario for Ducks, Dominate Liberty and that's what's supposed to happen. If it ends up being a game, it's embarassing for you even if you pull it out.
  2. I'm sure this joke was made last year too, but they better not bring dubs over to meet Bevo. He don't seem to like dawgs.
  3. Ha, I was thinking the same thing. Is Sark at the Longhorn shop at the mall?
  4. Not sure if anyone has noticed, but these teams don't seem to actually be any good
  5. My college coed flag football team would kick both these teams ass
  6. Someone beat me to the dr pepper halftime joke
  7. This reminds me of a middle school game I saw once
  8. Texas has close games and we lose eye test cred, Bama almost loses to fucking Auburn and they get a 10 minute segment on how great their last lucky play was
  9. That's how I feel. Makes me glad Oregon lost because they probably would have gotten in over us with a win and didn't really deserve to.
  10. And Texas as the 4 seed vs Georgia gives us a SEC preview.
  11. Austin's all gone to shit since they changed the name from Waterloo
  12. I remember when Troy Aikman got drafted by a shitty team
  13. Is this before or after he whips out his dick and slaps him across the forehead with it?
  14. No couch is safe
  15. No the first one was ohio state's last
  16. This has 31-30 Ohio State written all over it
  17. MIchigan knifing that butter
  18. Wher's Sauvion Redcat when you need it
  19. Gus Johnson is gonna die of a heart attack on air one day because no one is gonna realize he's having one until too late because he's just gonna seem like his normal self
  20. If you ever find yourself getting a little "overstimulated", picturing Dolly in her Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit helps to tame down the ardor a bit.
  21. you forgot "STD spreading"
  22. Sorry about that dude
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