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Grande Mart

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  1. I always liked United. Not as good as HEB of course, but they were pretty good. Definitely sucked when Albertson's took over.
  2. A lot of the cattle up there are in the big feedlots southwest of Amarillo. That's what gives the city it's wonderful smell.
  3. I was born on the llano estacado. Never cared for Lubbock
  4. He didn't start the fire
  5. Buddy used to work at Braum's in high school. He'd hook us up. Definitely miss Braum's
  6. I grew up in Amarillo, Partied under the Canadian River Bridge in high school
  7. Ha Ha, what if two of them are Rick Barnes and Shaka Smart?
  8. They send you dvd's in the mail
  9. https://x.com/kyleumlang/status/1694777042523263400?s=20 "Texas’ Mike Davis received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after he holstered his guns during a TD celebration against Texas Tech in Lubbock in 2012. As a result, Mack Brown said the rules need to be consistent since teams do horns down without the same penalty. “Texas whined about Horns Down until they made it a penalty” is the result of over a decade of gaslighting by Longhorn rivals."
  10. Hmmm, I wonder why ( Speaking as a gluttonous fatass)
  11. mmmmm, Susanna Hoffs walk like an egyptian with no clothes on
  12. What's the first x-rated prompt you fuckers are gonna give that?
  13. I was in 5th grade and remember an office lady coming in to tell our teacher.
  14. Love kicking sooner ass in their own mobile home
  15. All b's should be pronounced like s
  16. Nah, just wearing his whitey tighties, scratching his ass, with no shirt and his gut hanging out over his shriveled package
  17. https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2024/01/portland-teacher-bob-recounts-finding-alaska-airlines-door-in-yard.html Got a good real world example to use in his Physics class
  18. He reminds me so much of Captain Sobel in Band of Brothers in that GIF.
  19. Grande Mart replied to a post in a topic in Football
    Lol at the guy casually leaning against the goal post during that awesome catch
  20. Sounds like when I go skiing
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