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  1. Grande Mart
    Manning Heisman odds skyrocketing
  2. Grande Mart
    Manning Heisman odds plummeting lol
  3. Grande Mart
    Arrrgggghhh, not Lowell Galindo!!🤮🤮🤮
  4. Grande Mart
    Both QB’s are the epitome of what I would want a Texas QB to aspire to. Just gotta finish the job with a Longhorn National championship. That’s all it takes to achieve eternal greatness in Austin
  5. Grande Mart
    Probably needs to drink more beer
  6. Grande Mart
    I think the Russians target people that made a D in Chem 301
  7. Grande Mart
    So, the part of Texas Fight where the official version is “Go Horns Go”, you actually say “Make ‘em eat shit!” Unless it’s the ou game or the end of the game before ou when the victory is well in hand then you should say “ou sucks”. Also when raising your horns during the eyes of Texas keep your hand still until “til Gabriel blows his horn” then go ahead and emphasize each syllable by moving your horns forward
  8. Grande Mart
    Going into Corvallis is never easy for Nike U, and I think Oregon State is gonna be extra amped up due to being left behind. Yeah they lost a lot because of coach leaving and transfers but there is some pride there. Living up here I really hope the realignment shenanigans don’t kill the Oregon- Oregon State rivalry because it is pretty sweet. I’d put it up there with any non Texas-ou rivalry, and within Oregon it is pretty cool
  9. Grande Mart
    I live in Oregon. sure, Boise St is decent and has a badass running back but the ducks are very underwhelming so far. Would not be surprised to see the Beavs give them a game this weekend. The suck of ou hasn’t washed off of Dillon Gabriel
  10. Grande Mart
    “This thread went to a very weird place.” New Surly motto?
  11. Grande Mart
    Damn I love this song
  12. Grande Mart
    Yeah, he’s ranked up there pretty high in the cool names list. He either has to be a badass Longhorn tight end, or the bass player for a German metal band
  13. Grande Mart
    They just explained he did drop it early but a duck picked it up in the end zone. I was wondering if that happened but they never let the replay on tv continue to the point of showing what happened to the ball
  14. Grande Mart
    Way too quick of a review. Sometimes they’ll spend 10 minutes on something obvious then that one that was very questionable they glossed over quickly.
  15. Grande Mart
    I’m still not convinced he didn’t drop it early. Haven’t seen what happened to the ball after though.
  16. Grande Mart
    Colt starting his new gig
  17. Grande Mart
    So Texas St is beating UTSA in the 3rd 42-3. What do you think the spread will be for our game against UTSA next week?
  18. Grande Mart
    Jeez, Auburn’s QB kinda sucks
  19. Grande Mart
    Yeah, I was shouting at the screen what the fuck are you talking about???. His whole body was past the 18. Then they gift the Irish a timeout!
  20. Grande Mart
    That was one of the worst calls I’ve seen since Charlie Strong played Okie State
  21. Grande Mart
    So umm, Sark’s getting divorced right?
  22. Grande Mart
    It was cool they had Joel Klatt and Leinart emphasize what a badass Vince was in person
  23. Grande Mart
    There was a sign at Big Noon Kickoff that said “JD Vance is a Buckeye… and Weird”
  24. Grande Mart
    Yeah, another example of an enterprise with zero redeeming value or benefit for society
  25. Grande Mart
    Had a friend at UT that started working for one of those call centers in Austin in the 90’s. He eventually dropped out of school because he was actually making what seemed like a good amount for a 19 year old kid at the time.

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