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Grande Mart

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  1. Strike-slip fault so probably not too much big tsunami risk
  2. yeah, I remember as a middle schooler taking about it in front of my friend's mom, who was the "cool" mom that was very open about things most of us didn't say in front of oiur parents. She all of a student got very adamant about it being stupid that someone would need to get their stomach pumped for swallowing cum. Didn't make the connection until years later that she probably had a bit of experience in the matter. They were the parents that we could easily find the porno mags in the bedroom when they were out of the house and his dad had built an add-on to the back of their house so they could be naked in the hot tub back there.
  3. Yes, we should hear what govt officials have to say about it. But we shouldn't have to hear what you or anyone else has to say about govt officials in this thread except when directly commenting on their direct comments or actions in relation to this event. Spew your hate for either side in CR where it belongs. The problem is Trump would definitely blame this shit on the biden administration if they were in charge. He has never let a good crisis go to waste politically. So complaining about the other side doing it appears quite a bit hypocritical. Sure this particular incident most likely had nothing to do with the shitshow going down since Trump took office, but at some point what is good for the goose is good for the gander. I mean, Trump has unabashedly been full of shit blaming a closed faucet from the PNW for the fires in LA, then trying to collect props for getting the military to open that faucet up, all complete and objective bullshit, but if you respond to that newsworthy bullshit as being bullshit, oh no , that needs to be in the Cloak Room. Fact is Trump has blurred a lot of lines, unfortunately the biggest is the american public's acceptance of basic verifiable facts, so it is not surprising when you might see some comments you find a tad too political bleed into the Daily Texan.
  4. I remember a guy throwing a nerf football to his dog on the drag. Cool dog.
  5. Lowell just ejaculated
  6. That Texas fan up there needs to pop the balloon snake
  7. That's not actually a balloon snake, they just emptied out stoop's bag of dicks
  8. then he'll see you in HELL!
  9. ref had some ideas for the next chapter of her novel
  10. Can't wait for the 30 for 30
  11. The ref is like "dear diary ..."
  12. none of those girls would walk up to Oldacre like that out in the parking lot
  13. In retrospect, it was kinda funny that he did that archer imitation celebration like he was a sharpshooter after throwing that pass that was only good because it was so bad and off target that it ended up being easier for their receiver to adjust to than our defender.
  14. They showed a Texas fan in the crowd yesterday with a baseball cap that had a big SEC logo and a little Longhorn in the middle of it. I figured it musty have been a christmas gift from a girlfriend or someone who didn't understand football, but they made him feel obligated to wear it, or he had to to get laid or something.
  15. The two point conversion throw was awesome too, didn't end up needing it, but could have been critical.
  16. He worked hard to put the announcer hex on Auburn, kept quoting how many extra points in a row he has made, said he was 9 for 9 in some arbitrary range that happened to be where the kick was from before one of the misses. So yes, I blame him for Auburn's misses
  17. Woulda been nice to block that punt at the beginning of the game.
  18. Duirng the Gameday segment on him, his mom said he would put on a football helmet and run straight into telephone poles as a kid. Probably started about that time.
  19. Dwarf tossing is technically against the rules in American football
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