Everything posted by Grande Mart
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Skatteboo
In retrospect, it was kinda funny that he did that archer imitation celebration like he was a sharpshooter after throwing that pass that was only good because it was so bad and off target that it ended up being easier for their receiver to adjust to than our defender.
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Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
They showed a Texas fan in the crowd yesterday with a baseball cap that had a big SEC logo and a little Longhorn in the middle of it. I figured it musty have been a christmas gift from a girlfriend or someone who didn't understand football, but they made him feel obligated to wear it, or he had to to get laid or something.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
The two point conversion throw was awesome too, didn't end up needing it, but could have been critical.
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Joe Tessitore is worse than Galindo.
He worked hard to put the announcer hex on Auburn, kept quoting how many extra points in a row he has made, said he was 9 for 9 in some arbitrary range that happened to be where the kick was from before one of the misses. So yes, I blame him for Auburn's misses
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Woulda been nice to block that punt at the beginning of the game.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Duirng the Gameday segment on him, his mom said he would put on a football helmet and run straight into telephone poles as a kid. Probably started about that time.
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Fuck you, Arizona State
Dwarf tossing is technically against the rules in American football
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Texas vs tOSU will be one of the most hyped games in the history of Television
I wonder how Ohio State would fare against the great armies of history.
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Skatteboo
Can't decide if he is a bulky hobbit or a dwarf.
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Skatteboo
I'd like to believe it was because he was out downing cold keystone lights and banging ASU coeds til 7 in the morning last night.
- 2024 ReliaQuest Bowl - Alabama vs. Michigan
- 2024 ReliaQuest Bowl - Alabama vs. Michigan
- 2024 ReliaQuest Bowl - Alabama vs. Michigan
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So we literally have the entire Axis of Evil playing in bowl games tomorrow.
Those are some shitty salutes
- 2024 GameAbove Sports Bowl - Pittsburgh vs. Toledo
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
No Soup for him!
- Playoff Pickin' - 2024 CFP Predictions
- 2024 Myrtle Beach Bowl - Coastal Carolina vs. UTSA
- 2024 CFP Playoffs Round 1: Texas vs. Clemson - 3:00pm on TNT
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Indiana at Notre Dame Round 1 Playoffs
These teams seem like they suck
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
Negative Ghost Rider
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
https://www.oregonlive.com/beavers/2024/12/bill-oram-college-football-is-an-arms-race-and-oregon-state-just-landed-a-big-arm.html Kinda excited about this because my daughter is probably gonna go to Oregon State next year. (we live in Oregon)
- 2024 LA Bowl - California vs. UNLV
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Jester W0643 for me. We used to completely open our window to blow smoke out of. Loved to prank each other on the hall- dumping pitchers of ice water on people in the showers, which escalated to dumping ice water on people taking a shit in the stalls, which escalated to someone coming out of the stall with a turd and chunking it at the person who dumped the water on him, etc... Those were the days!
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Aggy top seed, they are going to put that on their stadium aren't they?