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Grande Mart

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  1. In retrospect, it was kinda funny that he did that archer imitation celebration like he was a sharpshooter after throwing that pass that was only good because it was so bad and off target that it ended up being easier for their receiver to adjust to than our defender.
  2. They showed a Texas fan in the crowd yesterday with a baseball cap that had a big SEC logo and a little Longhorn in the middle of it. I figured it musty have been a christmas gift from a girlfriend or someone who didn't understand football, but they made him feel obligated to wear it, or he had to to get laid or something.
  3. The two point conversion throw was awesome too, didn't end up needing it, but could have been critical.
  4. He worked hard to put the announcer hex on Auburn, kept quoting how many extra points in a row he has made, said he was 9 for 9 in some arbitrary range that happened to be where the kick was from before one of the misses. So yes, I blame him for Auburn's misses
  5. Woulda been nice to block that punt at the beginning of the game.
  6. Duirng the Gameday segment on him, his mom said he would put on a football helmet and run straight into telephone poles as a kid. Probably started about that time.
  7. Dwarf tossing is technically against the rules in American football
  8. I wonder how Ohio State would fare against the great armies of history.
  9. Can't decide if he is a bulky hobbit or a dwarf.
  10. I'd like to believe it was because he was out downing cold keystone lights and banging ASU coeds til 7 in the morning last night.
  11. Smart to call his teammate off of the possible illegal block there
  12. I thought the same thing at first, but you can't punch someone in the head. Stupid on so many levels. He's punching a helmet for fuck's sake.
  13. Did anyone happen to notice the bullshit roughing the passer call?
  14. our long national nightmare is over
  15. Just thought this might be interesting to look at
  16. Traylor wearing a Texas High School Coaches Association hat.
  17. The stadium in the second half that day was awesome. It was a feeding frenzy. D shuts them down, O scores quickly. repeat- as the crowd just kept getting more and more amped up. From being down 35-7 to finishing 55-35. One of my favorite game memories.
  18. These teams seem like they suck
  19. https://www.oregonlive.com/beavers/2024/12/bill-oram-college-football-is-an-arms-race-and-oregon-state-just-landed-a-big-arm.html Kinda excited about this because my daughter is probably gonna go to Oregon State next year. (we live in Oregon)
  20. Jester W0643 for me. We used to completely open our window to blow smoke out of. Loved to prank each other on the hall- dumping pitchers of ice water on people in the showers, which escalated to dumping ice water on people taking a shit in the stalls, which escalated to someone coming out of the stall with a turd and chunking it at the person who dumped the water on him, etc... Those were the days!
  21. Aggy top seed, they are going to put that on their stadium aren't they?
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