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Grande Mart

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  1. None of this shit matters at this point
  2. Lincoln Riley does not approve
  3. Dumbass Tim Brando was rambling about Hudson Card just now and brought up Drew Brees saying he went to Lake Travis HS. Had to backtrack once someone told him Brees went to Westlake. You can always count on Brando to say some stupid shit.
  4. Once ou has infested a place, the expense of remediating the suck is cost-prohibitive
  5. I think they’d probably use F-18 Super Hornets these days. Maverick and Goose ain’t walking through that door
  6. Radio said there’s a Johnny Law in Estelline. You know 287 ain’t never been a free ride
  7. Manning Heisman odds skyrocketing
  8. Manning Heisman odds plummeting lol
  9. Arrrgggghhh, not Lowell Galindo!!🤮🤮🤮
  10. Both QB’s are the epitome of what I would want a Texas QB to aspire to. Just gotta finish the job with a Longhorn National championship. That’s all it takes to achieve eternal greatness in Austin
  11. I think the Russians target people that made a D in Chem 301
  12. So, the part of Texas Fight where the official version is “Go Horns Go”, you actually say “Make ‘em eat shit!” Unless it’s the ou game or the end of the game before ou when the victory is well in hand then you should say “ou sucks”. Also when raising your horns during the eyes of Texas keep your hand still until “til Gabriel blows his horn” then go ahead and emphasize each syllable by moving your horns forward
  13. Going into Corvallis is never easy for Nike U, and I think Oregon State is gonna be extra amped up due to being left behind. Yeah they lost a lot because of coach leaving and transfers but there is some pride there. Living up here I really hope the realignment shenanigans don’t kill the Oregon- Oregon State rivalry because it is pretty sweet. I’d put it up there with any non Texas-ou rivalry, and within Oregon it is pretty cool
  14. I live in Oregon. sure, Boise St is decent and has a badass running back but the ducks are very underwhelming so far. Would not be surprised to see the Beavs give them a game this weekend. The suck of ou hasn’t washed off of Dillon Gabriel
  15. “This thread went to a very weird place.” New Surly motto?
  16. Grande Mart replied to BigHorn'13's topic in Football
    Damn I love this song
  17. Grande Mart replied to BigHorn'13's topic in Football
    Yeah, he’s ranked up there pretty high in the cool names list. He either has to be a badass Longhorn tight end, or the bass player for a German metal band
  18. They just explained he did drop it early but a duck picked it up in the end zone. I was wondering if that happened but they never let the replay on tv continue to the point of showing what happened to the ball
  19. Way too quick of a review. Sometimes they’ll spend 10 minutes on something obvious then that one that was very questionable they glossed over quickly.
  20. I’m still not convinced he didn’t drop it early. Haven’t seen what happened to the ball after though.
  21. Colt starting his new gig
  22. So Texas St is beating UTSA in the 3rd 42-3. What do you think the spread will be for our game against UTSA next week?
  23. Jeez, Auburn’s QB kinda sucks
  24. Yeah, I was shouting at the screen what the fuck are you talking about???. His whole body was past the 18. Then they gift the Irish a timeout!
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