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SurlyGator

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  1. What happened, what happened? He spoke French! Totally the same. Sorry for the thread derail, back to stupid FB shit...
  2. Steve Martin - teach your kids to talk wrong. When they have to go to the bathroom, teach them to say "May I mumbo-jumbo to the banana patch?" That's the kind of worthless trivial memories floating around in my brain, not useful stuff like people's names...
  3. For many Nashvegas bachelorette party attendees, your curiosity is warranted. For the ones from Gaines county? PM Vic
  4. The optimist in my is clinging to the chance that @futureman was demonstrating a smidge of sarcasm with his comment... I could easily be wrong.
  5. You lost me at esteemed.
  6. Unpossible.
  7. Saw on the news here in Nashville that middle Tennessee has 3 new cases, four total. Thanks a lot Gaines county bachelorette party attendees!
  8. Per the Googletrons, I found this: Go to Settings > Displays & Brightness > Appearance. Turn Automatic off. Go to Settings > Accessibility > Display & Text Size. Turn Auto-Brightness off. More than one place to have auto brightness controlled seems a bit counter-intuitive.
  9. I see badassery is genetic in your case. Congrats!
  10. Since none of our experts have chimed in after 19 hours, I'll take a stab at it: Snek.
  11. They call it "practicing medicine" for a reason. Everybody case and patient is different. To everyone on this thread, if you have to have spots, may your spots be good spots.
  12. Great googly moogly. Assuming this was somewhere in Myanmar? If this is just a teste of what they are dealing with over there, 10K fatalities may be an underestimation.
  13. That's the good stuff right there, Clark.
  14. You mean TeTas?
  15. The rye is quite tasty, so tasty in fact I just killed a bottle a few minutes ago making an OF. Their website says it is distilled in Owensboro KY, but the recipe mimics MGP's 95/5 rye. I suspect they started out with MGP juice and switched over once their own stuff was sufficiently aged. Parent company is Bardstown Bourbon Co., who is pumping out some good stuff.
  16. She will make much more from her eventual OnlyFans account, assuming she doesn't wait too long and her 15 minutes is up.
  17. May be time to camp tent in a large open field in a park somewhere for a couple of nights....
  18. No extra charge for the pre-installed pron aidz?
  19. I'm sure there is a logical explanation for this, but it's a minor inconvenience. For some reason picture posted by @SurlyBDR load significantly slower than any other pictures on any of the boards. I'm assuming he or she is using a different hosting site, yes? The entire rest of the page will load in a flash, and his pictures take several seconds to load and won't start until I scroll down to that individual post, so threads he frequents (i.e. Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook) has pause after pause as picture after picture loads. Anybody else notice this?
  20. Can't remember seeing a thread like this, and I'm thinking it could be potentially entertaining. My recent YouTube rabbit hole adventures have lead me to @DonutOperator. He is assumedly former law enforcement out of the San Antonio area. His politics would put him at odds with the more vocal crowd in here, but his sarcastic sense of humor is spot on Surly. I have seen several references he has made in videos that sound very Surly-esque (Leeroy Jenkins, etc.). I also wonder if any of the Whiskey Tribe/Whiskey Vault gang post on here, being based in Austin and irreverent enough to fit in with this crowd. Feel free to contribute your nominations, and if anyone feels like doxxing themselves feel free!
  21. While the cause is noble, the image of the messenger detracts from its impact. Kind of like seeing a jorts wearing dude with a mullet out and about wearing Gators gear.
  22. Other than the deity component, you sound like a subscriber to Ryan McGee's newsletter. https://surlyx.com/ESPNMcGee/status/1588252838349897728 The full thread is quite entertaining.
  23. They are not wrong.
  24. My sister (no pics) and BIL absolutely LOVE them some Rosa's. They used to live in Odessa, moved to Katy and later Flower Mound. When a Rosa's opened down the road from them in Flower Mound they were practically orgasmic. Both of these people had lived in the great state of Texas their entire lives up until that point. I was born in TX and lived there until I graduated college, and haven't since. You would think my perception of good mexican or Tex Mex would have been more jaded than theirs, yet here they were spouting that is was the greatest thing EVAR. It's aight, but like you said, more on par with a Taco Cabana. SMDH.
  25. @BigDHornfan has just the cure you need right now...
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