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  1. SurlyGator
    Here we go again…
  2. SurlyGator
    I’m pulling a Cuban and buying one of those Ryobi 18V inverters today. I have several of those batteries, and that could seriously come in handy in a jam, much less camping, etc.
  3. SurlyGator
    That would be less than a lateral move with all the extra travel.
  4. SurlyGator
    That’s a total code brown moment. Fuselage strain damage, I’m guessing?
  5. SurlyGator
    That's oddly specific...
  6. SurlyGator
    Looks like Brisket has competition for #1 fanboy for attractive femaile world leaders. No competition for Susanna Hoffs, however...
  7. SurlyGator
    Alternatively... Wife was 12 days past due date. Started pitocin, baby's heart rate would spike any time she laid on her left side, so that was banned. Epidural maybe 7 or 8 hours later couldn't give full coverage because she could lay on that side. 12 hours in, she was only at 4cm so they decided to go C-section (FYI - C-section with a hot spot is apparently not pleasant). turns out the cord was around his neck. The got him over to the side table, no cry. Team member had an ET tube in his hand when he finally cried out. Probably wasn't 10 seconds, but felt like an hour. First APGAR was low single digits. It probably didn't help that the fucker was 9 pounds 15 ounces. Healthy as a horse! Lifted his head up off my shoulder and looked my direction the first night! My point is every time is different. Buckle up, enjoy the moments you can and treat Momma like the queen she is today!
  8. SurlyGator
    One of these things is not like the other. Almost looks like one of them had a cousin in from out of town and she tagged along.
  9. SurlyGator
    Don't jinx them, they are inducing this morning! Best wishes!
  10. SurlyGator
    I dread opening this thread every time it gets updated. I'm gruntled to see it for more celebration of good news. Carry on, and keep kicking it's ass, Bruin!
  11. SurlyGator
    You don’t say…
  12. SurlyGator
    Seconded. This guy is every bit as entertaining as the semi-toothless yelling weather dude after your teams beats UTn. It's must watch.
  13. SurlyGator
    Looks bad, but that orange county indicates 30% of households. So, like seven houses.
  14. SurlyGator
    Can't bite the hand that feeds him, especially before he gets the F-16's.
  15. SurlyGator
    This should be the image that shames every Western country into taking the handcuffs off for any military target in Russia. I've got no problem with the US saying you can't retaliate by hitting one of their children's hospitals, but for a viable strategic target you may fire at will.
  16. SurlyGator
    Cut the Vawls some slack. They don't get that many opportunities to gloat. So what if there is a degree or two of separation. I think they know this may be the last time the get to gloat at the "other" UT for a long, long time.
  17. SurlyGator
    Is he/she pointing here, or did you just catch him/her mid-stride?
  18. SurlyGator
    This is 1000% correct. it explains a lot of their reactions.
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    Getting old sucks

    SurlyGator replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Sounds like you were an appropriate candidate for back surgery. Best wishes. Those that thought they were in agony, only to wake up in ACTUAL agony, they are screwed.
  20. SurlyGator
    This being the first response is the most Surly thing ever. Shut it down.
  21. SurlyGator
    My 17 year old daughter is busy being a 17 year old daughter. Pour me another one, please! (In all fairness, it could be tons worse. She's a fantastic kid, but you know, girls gotta girl every once in a while! And when they do, Old Fashioneds for everybody!)
  22. SurlyGator
    Quality humblebrag game here....
  23. SurlyGator
    This thread has SERIOUS potential.
  24. SurlyGator
    There is absolutely no logical reason for this thread to be one of my favorites on Surly, but here we are. Keep up the good work. We are all counting on you.
  25. SurlyGator

    Getting old sucks

    SurlyGator replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    62 = early stage old. Spoken as a 55 year old. Shit just keeps getting worse.

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