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SurlyGator

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  1. NOTES: Brown water collection does not convey.
  2. SurlyGator

    Getting old sucks

    Never trust a butt doctor that can palm a basketball. (used to be proctologist, but now I guess we go with gastroenterologist)
  3. It may or may not have been tiny before he started eating like this many years ago...
  4. The Yen and the Yang of Pato and Gorilla's posts essentially back to back perfectly illustrate why this thread is both one of my favorite and one of my least favorite on this site. Sorry Pato.
  5. Assuming that is true (don't care enough to fact check), that is mind bottling.
  6. 'Apples vs Apples' vs 'Apples vs Oranges' talk not going away...
  7. Since the post says the graphic is from 1948, they are probably all hog farms.
  8. SurlyGator

    Getting old sucks

    That sounds more like Getting Clumsy Sucks. Is the old connection just that your trips to the ER are not for as cool a reason as back in the day?
  9. Who is going to get me a tissue for this one?
  10. Honestly, do you think it will matter who is the head coach on November 9th? Rip that band-aid off.
  11. Going with my 17 year old daughter (no pics) to see Weezer Tuesday night in Nashville. Not a huge fan, but should be a good experience with her. I'm hoping for several of their better known covers.
  12. This is essentially exactly what I did, and I got bit in the ass on one detail. 2018 RDX Advance, 42,xxx miles. The online details put out by the dealership said it had Apple CarPlay, which was one of the must haves in my mind. I didn't discover until driving off the lot that Acura RDX's started getting Apple CarPlay in 2019. I have complained to the dealership, but I'm not holding my breath on that resulting in anything. A local car stereo place said they can install a kit that will give me everything for $1,400 installed. Looks like I will be living without Apple CarPlay. I am not gruntled.
  13. Can I just say for the record that I will be sad when this thread moves on to the next page, because every time it gets bumped the "Niger, please" first post cracks me up. That is all, carry on with your global geopolitics.
  14. Probably so, but 100% worth it to about 99% of the dads out there.
  15. Boop, got your tail!
  16. That hairline though... Hopefully for his sake that's part of the new hire initiation, like Tim Tebow in rookie camp with the Broncos
  17. I live close to @BurntEyes? Well that's mildly terrifying...
  18. Free parking in the rear is the perfect cherry on top!
  19. For the record, WKU did cover. Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk.
  20. Gus is apparently a massive homer for whichever conference cuts the checks. He sounded unentheused on the normal announcer scale, on his scale he was close to suicidal.
  21. They don't call it a nightstick fracture for nothing!
  22. State of Texas outline in the visor. I hope this looks as good or better live as it does here.
  23. Threads colliding... Now just add in some leftovers on a paper plate and a bottle of whiskey, and you will reach Surly nirvana. Good stuff!
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