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SurlyGator

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  1. Looks bad, but that orange county indicates 30% of households. So, like seven houses.
  2. Can't bite the hand that feeds him, especially before he gets the F-16's.
  3. This should be the image that shames every Western country into taking the handcuffs off for any military target in Russia. I've got no problem with the US saying you can't retaliate by hitting one of their children's hospitals, but for a viable strategic target you may fire at will.
  4. Cut the Vawls some slack. They don't get that many opportunities to gloat. So what if there is a degree or two of separation. I think they know this may be the last time the get to gloat at the "other" UT for a long, long time.
  5. Is he/she pointing here, or did you just catch him/her mid-stride?
  6. This is 1000% correct. it explains a lot of their reactions.
  7. SurlyGator replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Sounds like you were an appropriate candidate for back surgery. Best wishes. Those that thought they were in agony, only to wake up in ACTUAL agony, they are screwed.
  8. This being the first response is the most Surly thing ever. Shut it down.
  9. My 17 year old daughter is busy being a 17 year old daughter. Pour me another one, please! (In all fairness, it could be tons worse. She's a fantastic kid, but you know, girls gotta girl every once in a while! And when they do, Old Fashioneds for everybody!)
  10. Quality humblebrag game here....
  11. This thread has SERIOUS potential.
  12. There is absolutely no logical reason for this thread to be one of my favorites on Surly, but here we are. Keep up the good work. We are all counting on you.
  13. SurlyGator replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    62 = early stage old. Spoken as a 55 year old. Shit just keeps getting worse.
  14. SurlyGator replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    No, they just inherently cry. Living in Nashville, local sports talk radio frequently refers to BVS - Battered Vol Syndrome. The aggy-esque roller coaster plunges over the years have had PTSD-type affects. You will pick it up pretty quick when their games start going south (which they will).
  15. SurlyGator replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    Every school has whiners. The Texas whiners just don't have to stones to hang out on Surly.
  16. SurlyGator replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    They do this on the reg, especially in slow times of the year.
  17. Since this thing has consistently been hanging right of most models for the past couple of days, so that ICON model may not be far off...
  18. Taking my 17 year old daughter (no pics) to see Foo Fighters in Cincinnati on July 25th. Nosebleed seats in an outdoor arena. Still packing earplugs, just in case. My second time seeing them, her first. Stoked.
  19. I live in Nashville. Their butthurt is pervasive. Aggy levels of pre-season hype without all the bizarre traditions.
  20. I was going to say, he was most likely blown (in the bad way) out of frame - what’s left of him anyway
  21. Likely wasn't for long. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug...
  22. If @ScheissMeister co-signs on this, I will definitely jot it down Cuban style.
  23. North Texas University? Come on, man, make an effort to be an actual journalist...
  24. In the shooter's defense, it was by request of the shootee. Better than bleeding out from your crotch.
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