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SurlyGator

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  1. It's still astounding that there were zero fatalities out of that. Mind bottling.
  2. What suppressor is this? I have a threaded Mark IV in black, those are a perfect pair!
  3. Good looking 'hood, Cap.
  4. Ritz crackers and Chinet. SteelShank bougie.
  5. Can't believe this was the third reply. Surly slippin...
  6. I'm no economist, but if it costs close to 3 cents per to manufacture, why not offer some sort of financial incentive to turn them in? For every 50 cent roll you turn in, we will give you 1 dollar. OK, maybe not 2:1, but something. Three quarters for one roll of pennies. There's plenty of people out there who would turn 'em in to get something for nothing.
  7. That is all kinds of messed up. The more you look, the more craziness you find. Excuse me while I bleach my eyes.
  8. Pawn Stars. Chumlee was a dead givaway. WTF is wrong with me? I haven't watched that show in a decade!
  9. SurlyGator

    Getting old sucks

    Lucky bastard.
  10. To quote theologian Axel Foley: "That's a big bitch." Thanks for sharing!
  11. Mine is "I reckon it'd be quite a tussel."
  12. If I were you, I wouldn't get the Surly bullhorn anywhere near my mouth. That's how new diseases get started.
  13. This was my exact first thought. Well done.
  14. Thank you for your service.
  15. Any hotel microwave clock that isn't flashing 12:00 is an automatic red flag for me.
  16. Dang AB, that cave etching is so good it almost looks like an actual picture! I keed, I keed...
  17. Tell us you don't know shit about, well, this, without telling us you don't know shit about this. EDIT: That for Pimphand. I didn't realize how far back in line I was.
  18. My wife (no pics) grew up in a small town in Georgia that had a chiropractor named Dr. McCracken. I'm not sure he had many other career choices.
  19. Is that Reddy Kilowatt's kid, or grandkid?
  20. FIFY. Even more appropriate considering the brass monkey comparison.
  21. About the only way that could look any worse is if it was on @Brisketexan/s commie red bastard ass bread.
  22. Wrap it tightly in aluminum foil? Seemed like a good idea at the time...
  23. Scroll up.
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