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SurlyGator

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  1. By @Nicole44 of all people. You think she will miss a good death story?
  2. Great advice, but he won’t take it because MuH rEsEaRcH.
  3. The cookies were made (or paid for) BY the kids. They haven't learned that valuable life lesson yet.
  4. SurlyGator

    Getting old sucks

    He may well be tuning over in his grave (were he already buried) at all the Hook 'Ems that post received, but I contributed one as well. Well written.
  5. Interventional. The paycheck is better than just thinking calming thoughts.
  6. Cardiac rhythm management. I would say Old Fashioned's as well, but I know there is way too much competition in this crowd.
  7. Took another swing at it, this time with grilled peppers/onions and mashed potatoes:
  8. It appears that Al Wiggins is TCB in the greater Sky Valley GA area...
  9. SBB, stay vigilant with watching your cornhole. New spark-ups could appear, winds could shift, no telling what might happen next!
  10. Dude. No more updates until you are in the boat and well offshore! Be safe!
  11. SurlyGator

    Getting old sucks

    Dude, get the ablation scheduled already!
  12. No, goodly is the adverb form of gooder. Don't question an expert.
  13. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
  14. Look at the big brain on Buck!
  15. Thats a good looking pup and a great pic.
  16. This thread went to shit even faster than the UHC CEO assassination thread....
  17. OK, I have a continuation question in the meme theme: Has anyone ever come out with an official version of what he was actually saying? Surely this isn't it. And yes, I'm calling you Shirley.
  18. OK, I'm in with a world leaders theme: Vladimir Putin Volodymyr Zelenskyy Benjamin Netanyahu Joe Biden Bashar al-Assad Nancy Pelosi Mohammed bin Salman George W. Bush Martin Sheen - president Josiah Bartlett Barron Trump (and for the record, I am perfectly content only getting 27 or 28 points for Putin)
  19. SurlyGator

    Getting old sucks

    I have reached the age where towel drying the underside of my scrotum after my morning shower is typically the highlight of my day. Not in an erotic sense, more in a scratching that itch that you didn't even realize you had kind of way.
  20. We had a GI viral bug Christmas camp several years ago. Four adults and two children. No one was spared. The onset of the first puke from each person was about an hour apart. Much better in 36-48 hours, but man it was brutal up to that point. Would NOT recommend.
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