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SurlyGator

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  1. Written, yes. Not verbal. Only people with zero clue about sports in general say it like that. Your great aunt Gladys might describe her grandchild's baseball team losing like that because her grandchild's team score is more important to her. Still wrong.
  2. Naming your dogo Pedo is one of the few worse ideas I can think of than smuggler. Pedo would make for some fun times at the dog park!
  3. No, it doesn't. That is wrong in every possible verbal score delivery.
  4. Look at the upside, your liver and your heart deteriorate in sync with each other.
  5. High scores for execution. Major deductions for originality.
  6. Glad I could provide some source material for you all. Mea culpa. I saw somebody post something on X/Twitter, I'm not a big enough fan to know he was already dead, so I google him. Apparently today is the anniversary of his death 12 years ago, and I didn't notice the year. LIke I said, I would have expected Surly to be all over that one (had it just occurred). Delete post, ban user.
  7. Surprised no one has posted this yet - James Gandolfini. 63.
  8. Thought for a second the doggo was going to go in for a hump after the flip.
  9. If the car in upside down in water, it tells the divers to look for at least two bodies.
  10. What's the score? Nothing nothing. Who's winning? The Bears.
  11. As someone on the wrong side of that number, I concur.
  12. This seems newsworthy...
  13. Username checks out...
  14. Based on your map, the three closest Buc-ee's locations would be Florence SC, Sevierville TN and Calhoun GA. Fire up the Firebird!
  15. Isn't that what you are supposed to tell someone that looks like death warmed over? Like in the war movies? "You're gonna be OK Johnny. When you get home, the girls are gonna like up to blow you" while your intestines are halfway across the block. I keed. I keed. Keep kicking it's ass!
  16. Two tenths deduction for the high falootin' china.
  17. Not one thing wrong with that sammich. Cross post worthy to the SteelShank thread, especially with the paper plate.
  18. Good on ya!
  19. That response came one hour after the question was asked. You proabably only missed saving said good snek by 59 minutes and 45 seconds before it was dispatched "in an abundance of caution."
  20. I foresee this ending with the dude, hiding in some forrested area, swallowing his own silver Tic Tac.
  21. I definitely did not have deadly Asian needle ants on my bingo card.
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