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Newy25

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Everything posted by Newy25

  1. Pressure this mother fucker more and play tighter coverage. This QB is not making good decisions under pressure.
  2. I have no problem with Sark calling a timeout. I do have an issue with prevent defense. Just awful call there on defense
  3. Punting from the 37 yard line is the biggest pussy move ever by a head coach. That’s some shit Jane Fox used to do in Denver.
  4. Texas gave up on running and Kentucky is going flyover zone now.
  5. The defense is fine you guys need to calm the fuck down. Save that anger for our offense and special teams.
  6. We cannot afford Ohio St Arch Manning tonight fucking hell.
  7. That was quite possibly the worst play design and call for Sark as a head coach at Texas. That’s some shit my nephew would do on PlayStation.
  8. Oh man the irony. In terms of transfer RB’s, the room we have is very expensive and I’m not sure we can justify the NIL dollars to certain players. If you cannot stay healthy, you should not be paid like a blue chip back. Too many great options in the portal.
  9. What’s terrifying is listening to the IT guys saying we should try walk on’s before playing Cruz. How bad is Cruz in practice for the coaches to feel this way about him?
  10. Connor Robertson show I presume?
  11. He was already effectively not on the team. They lost trust and he wasn’t going to play again.
  12. Thats a crazy stat line that I would have never guessed against the best third down defense in the country. The win feels just as good this morning as it did yesterday.
  13. I honestly thought Arch played his best game of the year by far. Not perfect obviously he still needs to see some plays but he was very good for us today. Very encouraging.
  14. I’m really fucked up so I will just I gladly say I eat my words I was wrong fuck OU!
  15. I’m starting to realize that a lot of you have no idea what holding is. That was textbook holding.
  16. Wisner caught that screen pass and delayed in moving for reasons unknown and just stood there to get tackled. Lovely.
  17. He literally pulled his shoulder pads out of his jersey.
  18. The fact that a true freshman who practiced at tackle is playing LG sums up our roster management perfectly.
  19. The only way we are winning by 14 is if OU can somehow get negative points. I would absolutely love to eat those words.
  20. Today feels different. I feel this great sense of inevitability and I’m not even going to be that upset with what we all think is going to happen to our offense today.
  21. I’m prepared to medicate heavily with bourbon.
  22. You should get a trophy and place it next to your “I shit myself at the bar” award.
  23. Considering San Jose St has a significantly better line than us I would imagine we would take a player or two from UNC.
  24. As someone who has owned restaurants before, these services often come in late/early hours as it usually requires fryers to be off and usually when cleaning crews are there. Also I will put my drinking and drug use up there with the best of them and I have never even heard of someone doing what Sanchez did. This is more than just chemicals in his body. That guy has that violence in him.
  25. In spite of all signs pointing to a 5/7-7/5 type finish, I will remain irrationally optimistic up until the moment Oklahoma rapes, murders and dumps our lifeless corpse in a back alley dumpster off of Harry Hines. Until then? Show me a loss.
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