Newy25
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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:
Just a heads up, there is likely to be some pretty major news coming out later today that could impact Texas…in a good way.
I’m sorry to be the, “I know something but can’t tell you” guy.
But when this news drops and again, it’s likely to happen today, you’ll know it was what this was in reference to.
And for 2019?
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11 minutes ago, gordogg24p said:
If it happens, it's going to get us to 1000.
If.
It is actually big enough to where they definitely don't want to blow their load too soon otherwise they'll have an absurd amount of backlash if it falls through.
Why are you guys speaking in code? This is not a 9.95 business here. What is it?
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2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:
I quite happily flipped tens of thousands of burgers to pay for my English Literature baccalaureate. To be honest, I can relate quite well with Lester Burnham's desire to simply get stoned, flip burgers, and bang a teenage cheerleader. But thanks to my education, I can also quote Milton, so it's a win-win.
I got a 5 on the Lit and Comp AP exam writing about Catch 22 even though I only ever watched the movie. So this hits close to home. Jon Voight was the tits in that movie.
But I guess that is probably why I do not know as many 5 dollar words as you. So really you win.
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23 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:
In my experience, only conformists use the phrase "group think". It's a delicious irony. Somewhat akin to the silliness of a singular ctenophore relying on a multiplicity of cilia for its mobility.
You are such a cunty little Plan 2 bitch, aren’t you?
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23 minutes ago, MountainHorn said:
Amen. It's true. I think you're all a bunch of jock sniffing entitled worthless turds who's daddy and mommy paid for you to go to ut and thats is the greatest thing you ever accomplished. It makes you think you can tell grown ass men what they can say to a pimp like fwk.
Like Huckleberry said. I don't. I mean at a cellular level I could give a fuck. I honestly see you as worthless empty suits with degrees in liberal arts. I mean seriously worthless.
So really why would you think I could care of your opinions of me?
I only posted the fact I sent a text to illuminate the fact it wasn't fwks number.
You fucks don't know what native Austin folks really think of you pretensious fucks. Our family was here long before your little school was. You fucks actually think there is a difference between your delusion and Aggy delusion... There isn't. You're just more pretensious in your retardation.
Now to summarize; fuck all you little bitches as a Veteran I reserve the right to tell anyone who tries to use group think, to alter my freedom to call a pimp a pimp, to fuck the fuck off.
No one here that pulls that kind of water.
There is so much win in this post I do not even know where to start. But for starters throwing shade at liberal arts majors is pure gold.
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Reading some of the post visit commentary it sounds like Garth is as close to a silent as can be. That’s three of your top 5 on the board likely in the fold. Looks like Linberg will decide by this summer so we will not be waiting long. It will be much easier to sell some of the skill positions when they see our OL commits.
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3 hours ago, MountainHorn said:Sent FWCunt a text this morning.
Good morning you two bit street agent. We are actively aware of who you are and what you are doing with Texas ball players.
Fuck you and your clients. You're done at Texas.
Response from 713-702-1243
Wrong person
I'm in hydraulics
So let me get this straight. You send a text to someone assuming it was FWK when a simple google search of the number shows it belongs to the recruits father.
You call the man a cunt.
Then, because you are so proud of yourself you come here to brag about your hate text? The one you sent to the wrong person?
Did I get that right?
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50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:I think “I’m in hydraulics” might start being my answer in all kinds of situations, not even relating to this board. I feel like I’ve just received a gift.
I mean, if FWK actually said that I could see a new name for the recruiting board.
Edit- a bunch of people beat me to it.
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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:
Everyone knows Evans is a generational player. And programs are going to pursue him accordingly. What do you think that means?
Just having programs aggressively pursue him was not the context it was portrayed. It implied other factors. I am also factoring in what generally happens when Alabama makes a Texas player a priority.
Hey, if I am wrong so be it. Maybe this be one of those rare clean Alabama ventures into Texas for a coveted player.
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21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:
Evans’s brother is 100% running his recruitment, and no one else. Zach is taking cues from Big Bro, and furthermore his brother is often the point man on contact.
Additionally this is actually the kind of recruitment texas can participate in and possibly win. So all of you hand-wringing pussies on this thread need to reach down and cup your imaginary balls and make a great effort to will the life you want for yourselves into being. A life where you people have a pair of testicles. For some of you even a really small pair would be a colossal step up.
What exactly do the 9.95’ers like Nahlin mean when they say his recruitment is going to be a circus?
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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:
Evans' brother likes Texas. Loves Texas really, but I don't think he's running the recruitment. Zach is.
Allegedly McClellan committed to OU because he felt Texas was too late in offering. If true, I think we have a shot here.
That recruitment is going to go to the highest bidder. For our sake, I just hope we realize it sooner rather than later and decide to either pay or go for someone else.
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3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:
Please Gawd be working McClellan hard AF behind the scenes.
I’ve been in this camp from the start. Unless we are busting out the duffel bags of cash, which I am not opposed to, we need to move on from Evans. But we cannot pretend like we can just out hustle the SEC for his recruitment.
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1 minute ago, Machinator said:
It's not something the University of By God Texas will stand for.
From a more practical perspective, I imagine the mental evaluation are lower and bust rates higher for these types of players.
When was the last flakey, high drama shock the world recruit that matched expectations from Texas? Martellus Bennet was the last one I could think of but surely are are others.
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1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:
Yeah, our WR recruiting has been elite the last couple of year. But, at some point it'd be nice to land the top guy. Can't keep blowing it with guys Wilson and Demas's caliber in consecutive years. Demas definitely isn't over though. I'd bet he's on campus again this spring, probably at junior day once this blows over in the next couple weeks.
That’s my point. If there is a position that is forgiving for missing on the top guy in the state, it is WR. It’s easily the deepest position in the region. The delta between Wilson and Washington in the right system is not that big.
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1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:
Broughton is our belated Leal.
If there is a position I am not worried about finding quality players, WR comes to mind. We have an in with at least two elite WR’s already. And this is also instructive about Evans. Better to find out now where we stand and build plans so that we do not get Cain’ed again next year.
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2 minutes ago, satyanash said:
Weekend is still salvageable assuming the unpleasantness with Demas didn't affect the other recruits there. The other post-visit reactions are all positive.
Salvageable? We are going to land all of our top OL targets and the weekend will be a big reason why. Not to mention the potentially best player in the state, Broughton.
Yea, we might be able to “salvage” this weekend. Right after you Summer’s Eve all of that sand out of your vagina.
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10 minutes ago, Machinator said:
Despite a highlight reel that did not include a black defensive back until about the 8 minute mark, it’s pretty clear to me what he is. He has the anticipation of Drew Brees, the accuracy of Troy Aikman, the pocket presence of Aaron Rodgers the gamesmanship of Steve Young and of course the hands of Alex Smith.
Someone who knows football better than me. What are you able to tell me about his film when he is running by 5”7 white defensive backs with impunity? Anything else other than when we play Air Force they better look the fuck out?

Texas recruiting notes 2019
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I for sure was not talking about your post. It looks like we won’t have to wait long anyway.
The wording implies a coaching change of some kind.