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Newy25

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Everything posted by Newy25

  1. With any single one player yes but if all of your top offensive targets say no, yes it’s a loss.
  2. It’s starting to feel like we went all in holding a Doyle Brunson on offense.
  3. So now we can light the cigarettes? Are we going to get good and fucked now or just a bump in the road?
  4. So he talks to the media to create this false narrative that he got forced out then signs with Oklahoma. I hope he gets fucking hurt and never plays a down this year.
  5. Georgia is apparently trying to get Ousmane Kromah, RB Florida State in the portal. There is a volume, big bodied back that I hope we get involved in.
  6. Why do I get a bad feeling when Flood and Harris get together to work on something without a Plan B? The two most incompetent people associated with Texas football should have triple levels of oversight on everything they do.
  7. I could not trust my memory to say what Bobby’s prediction was so thank you. I know Bobby was questioning the offensive line and Ian Boyd was questioning our secondary. How prophetic. I certainly do not feel like the wool was pulled over my head by offseason sunshine pumping.
  8. I cannot speak for everyone here on who to put on ignore but my rule is I only put obvious trolls on ignore. If you have a really shitty take I actually want to read it and debate it. You are upset because Bobby told you Texas was going to be meaningfully better than 10-3? I actually listened to most offseason podcasts from OTF and IT and I do not recall anyone predicting undefeated or anyone better than 10-2. So they missed it by one loss, effectively. What is your specific complaint about what was told to you about the offseason? I actually thought they did a reasonable job of discussing our relative strengths and weaknesses. It wasn’t just non stop sunshine pumping. As for the transfer portal how can you make any conclusions until the process is over?
  9. Your take on Bobby is so fucking clueless it’s almost reads like parody. Bobby is a friend of the Texas program and if you ever met him and talked Texas football with him you would not have this opinion. And calling him the worst in a market that includes Ketchum and Nahlin is the hawtest takes of all time.
  10. It’s pretty remarkable that Sark wants edges and interior defensive linemen more than he wants receivers. Not what you would expect from a former QB and offensive coordinator. It’s a good thing for us, I think.
  11. If Ketch actually said this he is even more retarded than I previously thought. And I already had him as Ben Stiller playing Simple Jack
  12. Raleek Brown is asking over 1M so if he signs with us as part of a two back class, that’s not a sign of Texas being cheap.
  13. There are other good running backs out there that are better than Wisner and Baxter. My confidence is dropping though that we know what we are doing. Our top two candidates at the position never even made it in the portal
  14. The dude was a pylon in pass protection and would fall down on the ground on most running plays. I challenge you to find a worse guard than Stroh.
  15. I mean this with the most respect as possible but I have literally never seen a worse guard in my entire life of watching college football.
  16. 15 years or so ago I was at luncheon when I met him and shared a story about Gus Malzahn, whom I had just gone on a golfing trip with (met through a mutual friend). Despite not knowing me or verifying my information he said I could write on his recruitocosm or whatever it was at the time blog. I literally had nothing to share on a blog except what I had just told him which was not meant for a broader audience anyway. He must had been absolutely desperate for content.
  17. Moore was to the offensive line at Michigan what Sark is to QB’s at Texas. That’s his specialty and linemen chose Michigan because of Moore and his ability to develop. Then he proceeded to crash out like no other coach I have ever seen in my lifetime so yes I’m not surprised to see offensive linemen leave.
  18. You are surprised that offensive linemen are leaving Michigan? Have you tried Googling “Sherrone Moore in the news”?
  19. It’s also to our advantage to reset the market. If we have more resources than most of the country, it’s better for us to make the cost of entry as high as possible.
  20. Obviously not. But for me it’s find just one true RB and thanks to Clark just one. Fix the interior of the line then I am not losing sleep over the receiver position. It will be what it will be whether that’s Wingo or somebody else. This roster is built around Arch now.
  21. I will not worry about the annual “Will Wingo still sign/stay with Texas?” drama anymore. I’m totally ambivalent to either outcome. Clark balling out makes much more sanguine about the running back room this morning. We have Arch who can carry the team by himself. If we just figure out the interior of the line we will be so much better. I hope we keep as many of the young DBs as possible. Everyone else whatever quite honestly.
  22. I think Roberson looks as good as Phillips. He’s good in coverage and physical as hell. Just keep him away from special teams.
  23. Any Texas fan with half a brain knew our defense was going to be on their own journey tonight, down 6 starters and only having two scholarship linebackers one of which barely played this year. If Michigan were not coached by a man named Biff they would have run the ball 60 times tonight and could have even won the game. Instead, they decided to air it out with a below average QB against our strength (pass rush and secondary). Sark knew Arch was going to have to win the game and he cut him loose. Taking deep shots on the reg and carrying the ball like it was the Vince Young era. One coaching staff came in knowing what they needed to do to win while the other had no clue what they were doing. Ball game - Good Guys. And it feels good to see Sark beat Michigan - a predominantly running based offense, wothout a functioning run defense. Now let’s all go get Fed up it’s 2026!
  24. He got passed up by a true freshman who just started playing RB full time halfway through the year. That’s not a good sign.
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