Newy25
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
I guess you have never spent hours scrolling through World Star Hip Hop. This scenario is pretty standard, really.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Johntay is obviously spiraling out and making every wrong decision where possible. I was just genuinely surprised you can arrested for something in Texas that is legalized basically every where else in the free world. You can walk right through TSA now with THC products. Just odd that Texas would still be enforcing this.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
People are getting arrested in Texas for weed? Seriously that is a thing?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Jesus fucking Christ this is going to be a brutal couple of days.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I know the reasons and this isn’t a criticism of this staff but holy shit it sucks to not sign either of the Duncanville duo. I think both are going to be first round draft picks.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
That’s encouraging on Brooks’ weight but I doubt a true freshman is going to beat out players who have been in our system for three years. Until very recently there was a debate that even would end up a tackle.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Negging everyone who quotes the troll that we all have on ignore.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
That is some next level bitching and crying. Why is it that the schools that cheated the most are the most vocal now about how bad it is to pay players? Just no self awareness whatsoever.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Wait a minute. The Gerg is dead? Holy shit how did I miss that. He single handily turned Mack Brown into a man. Mad respect.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
How much longer will it be before Duane Fucking Akina is not mentioned every time we have a coaching vacancy?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
It’s a great sign when your position coaches get hired away for promotions. Very happy for Gideon.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Born again women are the best kind of sluts. Oh so I have heard.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Having position coaches hired away by the NFL or being promoted by other college programs is a sign of a healthy program. I’m happy for him.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
They returned most of their starters and completely shit the bed this year. He isn’t even trying in recruiting and Gundy has done nothing to organize an NIL effort. He basically quit on the job and this is the AD putting him on notice.
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Is that how this works now?
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Hudson Card
Eric Nahlin said he would be a multi year starter and first round draft pick after he left school early for the NFL. But then again Nahlin is wrong about everything football so there is that.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Air quoting championship game as if it is some sort of narrative and not a fact that they haven’t been to one in 30 years is part of the reason I am a full on Bears fan now. Imagine crushing someone’s soul so badly you drive them to the Bears. Well done, Jerry. Well done.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
This is the guy that has barely played, right? From reading comments on his portal announcement it didn’t sound like he was being factored into their plans going forward.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
What in the actually fuck is your point? That instead of hiring a successful coordinator Jerry was right to hire a fucking spare that isn’t even a good coordinator?
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Yesterday was the deadline to inform their team. Ohio State I believe has 48 hours to enter their name in the portal but assuming that would have leaked already if it were someone like Smith.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Oh it’s much worse than clock management. He just invents ways to lose games. He created a culture of losing. When combined with what could be the worst hire since Campo this shit looks like tanking. Deion would have been a better hire.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Whoosh! I guess you missed the sarcasm.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The man is a fucking idiot who lost multiple games this year because he did not understand basic clock management.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Eberflus being hired is the cherry on top. Jerry must be trying to destroy the franchise value in some sort of weird tax mitigation strategy before he dies and his estate inherits the team.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Listening to Bobby pencil in Parker Livingstone as a starter makes me hope we are evaluating wide receivers in the portal.