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Newy25

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  1. Fat Beatlejuice listed Notre Dame who just got their starting QB from the portal. Who gives one flying fuck what he thinks.
  2. I’m in. Post the link when you have it.
  3. Please do not let facts get in the way of his bloody menstruation on this subject. It seems to me the purpose of NIL after the season is to retain players on your roster you want to keep and attract free agents to plug holes you have. In that vein, Whittington and Jones have to be considered as part of the valuation of our free agency this offseason. So to recap we have added/retained starters at: Slot receiver Right tackle Corner Safety Punter Every one of those plus players who are proven starters. No bread. With WR left to address and potential edge, it’s certainly looking good so far. Especially in the context of back to back top 5 classes.
  4. I’m struggling with the mixed metaphor that makes me think of blowjobs and the guy who loses his breath while eating in the same sentence.
  5. The voices in your head said that.
  6. He made it sound like Worthy is coming back to play next fall.
  7. Burton is reporting that Worthy is returning for the 2023 season.
  8. Are you trying to make the point that everyone plays the same position as their father did?
  9. Going out on a limb and saying the guy with the skinny frame playing CB in a high school all star game is not likely playing off the ball linebacker at Texas. I assume safety is the projection?
  10. Just in case this is not sarcasm- no person with a functioning brain would have any issue with their child playing football at LSU over fucking Vanderbilt if they had the opportunity.
  11. How is the guy from Dripping Springs who shows pigs not going to be an Aggie?
  12. If he is projected at guard in the NFL, it would make sense for him to play there and show scouts next year what he can do. Let Neto and Williams battle it out at RT and have Jones and Campbell play guard. Jones at guard would murder people in the run game.
  13. Micah Bernard is a really solid back. Culturally he is a great team fit, too. Two years ago against Ohio St in the Rose Bowl he volunteered to play CB because they were decimated with injury despite not even playing the position. He would be a great pickup. The irony here is he is the second string back going into 2023 because former Texas QB Jackson is likely their starter.
  14. You get the award for saying in 5,000 words what I said in two sentences.
  15. If Blue stays, is IT going to delete all of their comments where they are publicly saying he is a cancer and a shitty player? Because that would get weird if he does in fact stay.
  16. You are unsure if there is a correlation to recruiting well and loading up on portal transfers?
  17. And rushing out to sign another Devin Richardson or DTD to provide you with false depth isn’t going to help. If you want that immediate gratification from signing a Tariq Milton, great. But until a realistic upgrade becomes available we should probably be developing the Johnson’s and Blackwell’s on our roster at linebacker this spring.
  18. I just do not understand the obsession with wanting Texas to sign every warm body that enters the transfer portal. We have signed some pretty impressive players in the last two classes and we should probably see what some of them look like this spring before we sign JAG/warm body MAC player.
  19. Fuck me running for having the same view as Nahlin. Sark cannot help himself wish casting Worthy as some sort of Davonte Smith. He needs to figure out what Worthy is good at and use him accordingly or we need to find different receivers. Jack Daniels has a time and place and Sark looks at the bottle at the dinner table and grabs it with both hands and turns it upside down thinking it’s an aged Bordeaux.
  20. That’s certainly possible. I just keep thinking about that Oklahoma State game where Worthy was thrown to 20 plus times was it? If that was Ewers locking into Worthy, after the 8th/9th/10th attempt that’s on Sark for not pulling him aside and saying “you throw to Worthy one more fucking time I’m going to ritualistically shave your mullet at midfield tomorrow.” Since he didn’t do that and we even repeated that game plan against TCU, to me that says a lot of this is on Sark.
  21. If Worthy tries to shake us down for more money, it’s probably for the best if we let him go enjoy sunny Southern California. Sark’s insistence on designing the entire passing game around such a limited receiver has cost us multiple games now. Like taking a bottle of Jack Daniels away from an alcoholic, Worthy leaving might improve our overall offense.
  22. Someone watch that replay and explain to me what Gbenda was doing?
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